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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Christianity=fail
Eathquakes has been located in Denmark, but it only measured 6.5 on the richterskala.
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So you admit earthquakes can hit Denmark. If so, why is it unlikely that God will hit Denmark with an earthquake in the future?
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Haha . Satan created Denmark ? Then why the hell did god create Satan that doesent seem logical ?
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 04:32 PM
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You need the KJV1611 Bible for logic.
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Amen, Brother!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 04:38 PM
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What an excellent plan Brother James! I will most certainly pray for this.
Since we already did the volcano thing several times now, perhaps it is time for a large meteor?
Praise the LORD!
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Before I join in the prayer Brothers might I ask if anyone knows if Denmark was found to have 10 people worth saving? As it seems most of that foul country posted here lately, will anyone be making a JesOs spreadsheet to confirm the number. If it is struck with a meteor before this i s completed I will surmise the Lord had been able to keep count.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 04:45 PM
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Before I join in the prayer Brothers might I ask if anyone knows if Denmark was found to have 10 people worth saving? As it seems most of that foul country posted here lately, will anyone be making a JesOs spreadsheet to confirm the number. If it is struck with a meteor before this is completed I will surmise the Lord had been able to keep count.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 04:45 PM
The real question to is since Denmark is full of secularist socialists why haven't the Danes committed mass suicide yet? It's not like there is any reason for Atheists to live. Denmark must be a cold and lonely country. I hope God shows them His conditional love soon like He did with Haiti and New Orleans.
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06-03-2010, 04:57 PM
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The real question to is since Denmark is full of secularist socialists why haven't the Danes committed mass suicide yet? It's not like there is any reason for Atheists to live. Denmark must be a cold and lonely country. I hope God shows them His conditional love soon like He did with Haiti and New Orleans.
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This is indeed a very good question. Based on research I did on people from Denmark posting messages on God's favorite forum I can only conclude that their IQ is too low to realize they should commit mass suicide.
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06-03-2010, 05:04 PM
Approximately 3.7% of the population in Denmark are Muslims and Islam is the largest minority religion in Denmark. I'd say that it couldn't happen soon enough, at least before the islamofascists are allowed to take over the entire city.
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06-03-2010, 05:09 PM
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This is indeed a very good question. Based on research I did on people from Denmark posting messages on God's favorite forum I can only conclude that their IQ is too low to realize they should commit mass suicide.
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Well now this is a real quandary, If they are that damn stupid, how will they know why God is killing them? Should we pray for some form of intelligence first, so they understand why God is killing them?
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:09 PM
"Man was created perfect, but became imperfect because Adam introduced sin to the world"
Well if god had created the world perfekt Adam wouldn't have sined wouldnt't he ?
Ohh the bible is logical:
4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
The point is ^^^ Dont have gay sex with my men, rape/have pre-mariage with my daughters instead
And i know "god" created "satan" . i never said he didnt..
And i never denied that small earthquakes has hit Denmark.
You guys are basicly monkeys with a computer
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:21 PM
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"Man was created perfect, but became imperfect because Adam introduced sin to the world"
Well if god had created the world perfekt Adam wouldn't have sined wouldnt't he ?
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Eve listened to the serpent(Satan) and ate from the tree of knowledge. God gave Her strict orders not to do it. Women they never listen the first time around.
Genesis 2
6And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 17But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Genesis 3
1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
5For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. 6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Eve did it first!
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:23 PM
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You guys are basicly monkeys with a computer
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And you aren't Mr "Homo-Sapien-Sapiens" Atheist? Oh I am sorry, you are an ape with a computer.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:25 PM
That proves nothing
If God didn't want them to eat the apple why the hell did he create a snake that he knows will lure them to eat the damn thing ? .
I thought god knew anything and god knew the future ?
So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
Bible fail
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:29 PM
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That proves nothing
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I see Mr Atheist, so you embrace evolution but believe you are not a primate.
What are you then, a sea worm with feet?
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:30 PM
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"Man was created perfect, but became imperfect because Adam introduced sin to the world"
Well if god had created the world perfekt Adam wouldn't have sined wouldnt't he ?
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You seem to be forgetting that it was Satan who tempted Adam and Eve in the first place.
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Ohh the bible is logical:
4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
The point is ^^^ Dont have gay sex with my men, rape/have pre-mariage with my daughters instead
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Yeah. So? What's illogical about that?
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And i never denied that small earthquakes has hit Denmark.
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Yes. You can't deny that God has sent you subtle warnings of what could happen if you carry on like this. Do you think your belief in Plate Tectonics will save you?
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You guys are basicly monkeys with a computer
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And throwing out random insults is not going to prove any of your points.
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So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
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Yes, of course. God knows everything. What exactly is your point?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:35 PM
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That proves nothing
If God didn't want them to eat the apple why the hell did he create a snake that he knows will lure them to eat the damn thing ? .
I thought god knew anything and god knew the future ?
So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
Bible fail
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Cranky is correct you Danish people are that damn stupid.
God gave each and everyone freewill. YOU choose between good and evil. God is not a dictator, or is He? I mean its not like their is an election every few thousand years.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:37 PM
Sorry mester ghost on a horse didn't see that you wrote something to me
we are an evolved ape. Monkeys and apes are not the same thing
If God didn't want them to eat the apple why the hell did he create a snake that he knows will lure them to eat the damn thing ? .
I thought god knew anything and god knew the future ?
So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
Please give me a logical answer to why he created the snake if he knew what would happen?
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Christianity=fail
If God didn't want them to eat the apple why the hell did he create a snake that he knows will lure them to eat the damn thing ? .
I thought god knew anything and god knew the future ?
So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
Please give me a logical answer to why he created the snake if he knew what would happen?
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When God created Satan and snakes, He undoubtedly knew what was going to happen. Why did He do it? We don't know why, of course. None of us can know why He did the things He did:
Romans 11:33-36:
O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!
For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?
Or who hath first given to him, and it shall be recompensed unto him again?
For of him, and through him, and to him, are all things: to whom be glory for ever. Amen.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:45 PM
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Sorry mester ghost on a horse didn't see that you wrote something to me
we are an evolved ape. Monkeys and apes are not the same thing
If God didn't want them to eat the apple why the hell did he create a snake that he knows will lure them to eat the damn thing ? .
I thought god knew anything and god knew the future ?
So when he created the snake he knew what would happen ?
Please give me a logical answer to why he created the snake if he knew what would happen?
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:52 PM
I have a feeling these recalcitrant Danes will still be cursing God as the flames of Hell singe their foul lips. I know that God's wrath will visit them soon. I'm sure glad I don't live in Daneland.
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Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark. -
06-03-2010, 05:56 PM
Danm you are guy are quick to reply
well then he didnt create a perfect world, for if he had Eve would have choosen not eat the apple ?
God created Adam and Eve.
That means he created their morals/minds.
And that means that he messed up when he created Eve's mind
So why worship a god that makes no sense ?
First creating a woman knowing what is going to happen, then throwing her out of paradise because he created a snake that lure people to sin ?
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