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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 05-27-2010, 04:40 AM

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Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.



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Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 05-27-2010, 04:43 AM

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 05-27-2010, 07:13 AM

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in a calm way, we can speak among these christians and love one another. with love and compation, we can turn even the coldest heart. so lets pray for them. thats all we can really do, if they wont hear our words
Muslim, you can keep your empty words.

Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house

~ II John 1:9-10


You fear the Church of the Christ, as do all who sin, for the Christ, piss be upon him, is the Word, and he is the Light, that all evil ones do reject. Every one who loves sin hates the Light, and does not come to the Light, for the Light reveals the true self, and exposes the sinner, and so they hide from it. For in the Christ, piss be upon him, dwells all the fullness of God. And we are complete in him. And the fullness of God is wisdom, and God is all seeing, all knowing, and most wise. And he knows. And none shall come to God, but by the Christ and the Light. And all who reject the Light shall not come to God.

For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.

~ II Peter 2:21-22


Seek salvation in Jesus, and submit to his will, and you will find redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace. None come to God, but by the Christ, piss be upon him,

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I will pray for your unclean soul.


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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 05-30-2010, 07:39 AM

"pigs be upon him". I interpret this to stand for P(male organ of generation) B(uttocks) U(hhhh ooohhhhh) H(mmmmm yeeeesssss!),

Clearly proof, if any were needed.
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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 05-30-2010, 08:09 AM

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"pigs be upon him". I interpret this to stand for P(male organ of generation) B(uttocks) U(hhhh ooohhhhh) H(mmmmm yeeeesssss!),

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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-05-2010, 06:55 PM

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Muslim, you can keep your empty words.

Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house
~ II John 1:9-10

You fear the Church of the Christ, as do all who sin, for the Christ, piss be upon him, is the Word, and he is the Light, that all evil ones do reject. Every one who loves sin hates the Light, and does not come to the Light, for the Light reveals the true self, and exposes the sinner, and so they hide from it. For in the Christ, piss be upon him, dwells all the fullness of God. And we are complete in him. And the fullness of God is wisdom, and God is all seeing, all knowing, and most wise. And he knows. And none shall come to God, but by the Christ and the Light. And all who reject the Light shall not come to God.

For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
~ II Peter 2:21-22

Seek salvation in Jesus, and submit to his will, and you will find redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace. None come to God, but by the Christ, piss be upon him,

I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
~ John 14:6

I will pray for your unclean soul.

Why do you write your so called filth as if it were inspired by God?

Who wrote those? John and Peter. Not Allah. John and Peter were just two men, creations of Allah. What they say can not be treated as the Word of Allah.

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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-05-2010, 10:17 PM

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Why do you write your so called filth as if it were inspired by God?
Muslim,

I would not be so hasty to condemn the Holy Bible, since the Qu'ran is a cut and paste job straight out of its pages.


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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-09-2010, 08:37 PM

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I would not be so hasty to condemn the Holy Bible, since the Qu'ran is a cut and paste job straight out of its pages.
Except, of course, for all of the contradictions and bad science and bad history in the Qu'ran, those were original. You can see all of the flaws in the Qu'ran, plus some of the good stuff too (such as the Qu'ran's strong anti-gay stance) here.


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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-15-2010, 01:15 PM

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Except, of course, for all of the contradictions and bad science and bad history in the Qu'ran, those were original. You can see all of the flaws in the Qu'ran, plus some of the good stuff too (such as the Qu'ran's strong anti-gay stance) here.
And the Holy Bible don't have any contradictions?
Every Bible, Qu'ran and such got Contradictions, Its all about witch eyes looks at the scriptures.
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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-15-2010, 01:24 PM

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And the Holy Bible don't have any contradictions?
Of course not! It contains many mixed messages and whatnot, but that is how the LORD ensures we are paying attention. Does that make sense? Good. Glad to have been of some help, dear.


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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-15-2010, 01:51 PM

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Of course not! It contains many mixed messages and whatnot, but that is how the LORD ensures we are paying attention. Does that make sense? Good. Glad to have been of some help, dear.
Well The Bible got just as many contraditions as the Qu'ran
I don't believe in the Bible nor do I go to church, I believe in god and human written scriptures will with human errors.
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Well The Bible got just as many contraditions as the Qu'ran
I don't believe in the Bible nor do I go to church, I believe in god and human written scriptures will with human errors.
And yes you can think what ever you want of me, i know god is kind and i god is in my heart and soul.
As only a religious scholar could make such a statement, please educate us by comparing and contrasting these contradictions that occur in God's KJV 1611 Bible and the Koran.

I am looking forward to a thoughtful and erudite response, as you seem to be quite intelligent and educated.


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As only a religious scholar could make such a statement, please educate us by comparing and contrasting these contradictions that occur in God's KJV 1611 Bible and the Koran.

I am looking forward to a thoughtful and erudite response, as you seem to be quite intelligent and educated.
Yes, I've read The Bible cover to cover and I have NEVER seen a contradiction. Hopefully this person can point out these "contradictions" so we can tell him how he is wrong.



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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-15-2010, 08:36 PM

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i know god is kind.
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"If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." -- John 15:6

"The Lord Jesus ... in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... who shall be punished with everlasting destruction." -- 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9

"The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God ...he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." -- Revelation 14:10-11

"The fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." -- Revelation 21:8
He's not too kind to *some people.

Most actually.






*see my signature for more details. All facts Biblically checked.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-15-2010, 10:45 PM

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Yes, I've read The Bible cover to cover and I have NEVER seen a contradiction. Hopefully this person can point out these "contradictions" so we can tell him how he is wrong.
God sets you up to fail...

Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord... Wealth and riches shall be in his house... - Psalms 112:1-3

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Matthew 19:24


More on God's split personalities...(Jesus speaking here, but you proberbly know it)

I and my father are one. - John 10:30

I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. - John 14:28

Can you see God?

I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. - Genesis 32:30

No man hath seen God at any time. - John 1:18

Then, can you hear him?

And the Lord called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid. - Genesis 3:9,10

Ye hath neither heard his voice, at any time, nor seen his shape. - John 5:37

God can do anything...except defeat iron chariots...

With God all things are possible. - Matthew 29:26

And the Lord was with Judah, and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. - Judges 1:19

(So when Judgement Day comes...just hide in your cars? or and i know you guys are saved so not what the comment is about)

Monotheism or Polytheism?

There is none other God but one. - I Corinthians 8:4

And God said, Let us make man in our image. - Genesis 1:26

Should be some of the contradictions.. I can find more but some of them would just give me way more debating, than i got the time for at the moment, and i just want your opions/arguments in some of these statements you wanted
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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-16-2010, 01:54 AM

I see no contradictions at all.

Do you know what your problem is? Do you know why it is that you can't understand the Holy Bible?

It's because your father is satan.


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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-16-2010, 02:03 AM

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God sets you up to fail...

Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord... Wealth and riches shall be in his house... - Psalms 112:1-3

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Matthew 19:24
A rich man who is precoccupied with worldly things is less likely to seek salvation. But a man who is saved is granted riches in this world and the next. What is so complicated about that?
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More on God's split personalities...(Jesus speaking here, but you proberbly know it)

I and my father are one. - John 10:30

I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. - John 14:28
They are both God, but God the Father is the greater part. What's so complicated about that?
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Can you see God?

I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. - Genesis 32:30

No man hath seen God at any time. - John 1:18
When you see God, it is outside of space and time. Therefore you can see God without seeing him "at any time".
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Then, can you hear him?

And the Lord called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid. - Genesis 3:9,10

Ye hath neither heard his voice, at any time, nor seen his shape. - John 5:37
Obviously, in John he is not addressing Adam. Duh!
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God can do anything...except defeat iron chariots...

With God all things are possible. - Matthew 29:26

And the Lord was with Judah, and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. - Judges 1:19

(So when Judgement Day comes...just hide in your cars? or and i know you guys are saved so not what the comment is about)
Judah drove out the inhabitants of the mountain, but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley. Judah!
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Monotheism or Polytheism?

There is none other God but one. - I Corinthians 8:4

And God said, Let us make man in our image. - Genesis 1:26
In Genesis God is talking to himself. Duh!
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Should be some of the contradictions.. I can find more but some of them would just give me way more debating, than i got the time for at the moment, and i just want your opions/arguments in some of these statements you wanted
You haven't found even one contradiction. And you won't. Because the KJV 1611 is the inerrant Word of God!


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Default Re: Jesus is ignorant of the seasons (Mark 11:12-14) - 06-16-2010, 05:24 AM

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All Bible, No Koran
I thought your were going to tell us how both the Bible and the Koran were so similar and full of these contradictions you were on about. Will that be in your next post, or the one after that?


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