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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-20-2010, 02:36 AM
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Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?
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The what cup???
Is that Australia's greatest accomplishment?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-20-2010, 04:36 AM
Good Christian People! I appeal to you, get me out of this God-Forsaken country! Trapped in a parade of sex-crazed homos jockying for position like a herd of butt-worshipping heathen sweaty-buffed bull warriors.I need an airline ticket to the USA (make it a return just in case) and some biloting in a good American home. Please Good Christians, open your door so that I may enter the Kingdom of God.
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05-22-2010, 05:20 AM
But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 06:01 AM
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But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 07:08 AM
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Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?
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For what sport is that cup?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 07:59 AM
Although you have more pressing matters with the heathen unchristian trash I would like to thank you Cranky. This information will help me in my store to refine more of the authors I put on my shelves.
In all honesty, I don't think I ever have had a acceptable book come from Australia either. The only one I've even had come to me was written by a Homer claiming to be a Christian, and I can assure you it didn't make it past the authors biography before it went in the trash.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 08:43 AM
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For what sport is that cup?
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Brother COM, it is sailing...being pushed across the water by Gods breath
Exodus 4:14 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Moses, and he said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? I know that he can speak well. And also, behold, he cometh forth to meet thee: and when he seeth thee, he will be glad in his heart.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 08:45 AM
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Brother COM, it is sailing...being pushed across the water by Gods breath
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How can sitting on your behind and letting the wind do all the work be a sport?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 02:18 PM
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How can sitting on your behind and letting the wind do all the work be a sport?
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Well despite first appearances it does requires some mental & physical skill
Exodus 4:14 And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Moses, and he said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? I know that he can speak well. And also, behold, he cometh forth to meet thee: and when he seeth thee, he will be glad in his heart.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-22-2010, 03:22 PM
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Well despite first appearances it does requires some mental & physical skill
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Well, I am glad that you are proud of this but I assure you we are not mad at Australia for being better at sailing in 1983.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-23-2010, 01:49 AM
Praise the Lord and our wise and just and Godly politicians. At least they know what's best for us. Soon we will be protected from the evils of the Internet.
Write to Senator Conroy today telling him to make Landover Baptist Church the entry point to the Internet for all Australians. In fact, is there any good reason why Landover Baptist Church shouldn't be the only site not blocked by the Holy Internet Filter?
No? I thought not.
Australia may be saved yet.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-23-2010, 06:29 AM
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Well despite first appearances it does requires some mental & physical skill
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I was wondering why Team New Zealand was able to win the cup with such ease.
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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-23-2010, 08:47 AM
Listen here you religious piffles, who the piffle do you think you are abusing Australia? Your "bible" is full of brain washing shit. It makes no sense, and holds no value. But O.K - let's go through your 7 'reasons' and review them on an atheist level;
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There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia.
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Who are you to decide what's right and wrong? I'm not for homosexuality, but I'm not one to decide what someone can and can't do. You religious piffles need to stop following that 'book' you call the bible.
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If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion!
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LOL, you dumbpiffles actually believe in rape. You removed need to be shot. Your the reason half the world is piffleed up, if I ever find you cooters, you'll be sorry. Go pray to your god.
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Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began.. blah blah
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piffle off removed. Explorers were exceptionally smart. You dumb piffles couldn't even live off the land if you tried. Your 'bible' does not teach you how to skin and cook an animal, nor how to traverse via the stars. I'd like to see you dumbpiffles try to do what those explorers did.
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99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce!
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What removed. Go eat a removed you removed. Were did you come up with those figures? The piffleing 'bible'? That book is a waste of space. Go get the real figures and come back and we'll talk. Though, that will be hard - you'll just consult your piffleed up bible.
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Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child!
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Yeah and? Your point being? You cooter's hold less value in society then "gays" - so who are you to decide? Go consult your god, he'll have the piffleed up answers.
[quote] Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing/quote] Good at nothing you say? Unlike you piffles who do nothing but whine over religious bullshit, we have a booming economy, great infrastructure, good education system and various other benefits. That's why we are one of the best countries to live in. piffle off cooters. Go get a life.
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It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia!
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LOL, prostitution? Your having a whinge over that? So what if someone wants to pay someone for sex. Who are you judge? Go piffle your god. Thanks for the laugh, was entertaining.
Bring on the fight, removed.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-23-2010, 08:49 AM
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-23-2010, 11:59 AM
@ Cathy Why are you so angry? It is not us who decide Australia is doing wrong things, it is God! # Romans 1:26-27
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 06:49 AM
How can you guys say god doesn't love Australia! I'm living proof that he loves us. On 18 separate occasions he sent priests and religious officials to molest me, and boy did I LOVE IT.
My tears and screams might have said no, but god saw deep down into my soul and knew I wanted to be touched.
God bless the Landover Baptist Church, God bless America!
PS, how bout that NFL you guys call football. Nothing is more manly then having more padding on then a 12 year old girl has in her bra. Think I might go celebrate the awesomeness that is America by drinking some of your .000008% alcoholic "regular strength" beer. I tell you, a few cans of this stuff and I'm out cold.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 07:05 AM
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7 Reasons why GOD HATES Australia!
Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
- There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
- If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
- Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
- 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
- Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
- Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
- It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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7 Reasons why you're a faggot-
1. There is faggot, there is super faggot and then there is you. Your try-hard pseudo intellectual bullshit is made of fail. God created earth bla bla bla bla .......... God gave people " FREEDOM OF SPEECH" and " RIGHTS", in which they can do what ever they want with. If they choose to follow the ways of your churches priests so be it.
2. If sex didn't feel so good, there would be no abortions, because there would be no sex. Blame your god for that.
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ex·plore
/ɪkˈsplɔr, -ˈsploʊr/ Show Spelled [ik-splawr, -splohr] Show IPA verb,-plored, -plor·ing.
–verb (used with object)1.to traverse or range over (a region, area, etc.) for the purpose of discovery: to explore the island.
2.to look into closely; scrutinize; examine: Let us explore the possibilities for improvement.
3.Surgery. to investigate into, esp. mechanically, as with a probe.
4.Obsolete. to search for; search out.
Thankyou dictionary.com <--- Take that bible.
4. Yes, a lot end in divorce because we enjoy happiness. If we have spent a lot of time with someone and decide we are bored we move on, because the smart thing to do in our short life span is have a good time.
5. So an abusive mother and father, that are incapable of looking after a child and creating a decent living environment in which they can successfully grow up in is okay. But well off homosexuals, who can support children, raise them well and give them what they need is not okay? Are you piffleing retarded?
6. Don't worry about the fact that our country is actually only 200 years old and can still keep up to the standards of every other country in the world, or the fact that we consider everyone our friends and back you all up in wars and risk our lives to help any of you. Gallipoli anyone?
7. What's wrong with paying someone for a service? You pay someone to give you a massage, what's the difference? Instead, you are making them feel good also, and still they receive money for doing so.
All in all, I suggest you kill yourself.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 07:21 AM
Gods opinion should be unbiased, we are all his children are we not?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 07:25 AM
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7 Reasons why you're a faggot-
1. There is faggot, there is super faggot and then there is you. Your try-hard pseudo intellectual bullshit is made of fail. God created earth bla bla bla bla .......... God gave people "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" and "RIGHTS", in which they can do what ever they want with. If they choose to follow the ways of your churches priests so be it.
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Could you please point out the scripture that gives people this Freedom of Speech and rights?
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If sex didn't feel so good, there would be no abortions, because there would be no sex. Blame your god for that.
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Sex for pleasure is sinful, it was put there when Eve cursed the entire human race
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
So what does the definition of explore have to do with stupid people taking their fine china into the wilderness?
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Yes, a lot end in divorce because we enjoy happiness. If we have spent a lot of time with someone and decide we are bored we move on, because the smart thing to do in our short life span is have a good time.
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So you actually think serial infidelity is good?
Divorce is a sin.
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So an abusive mother and father, that are incapable of looking after a child and creating a decent living environment in which they can successfully grow up in is okay. But well off homosexuals, who can support children, raise them well and give them what they need is not okay? Are you piffleing retarded?
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What's abusive? If people lived True Christian lives and raised their children in True Christian ways, there would be no abuse.
And no a homer cannot raise a child, first of all you only want to adopt these children so you can molest them and recruit more children into your sinful lifestyle.
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Don't worry about the fact that our country is actually only 200 years old and can still keep up to the standards of every other country in the world, or the fact that we consider everyone our friends and back you all up in wars and risk our lives to help any of you. Gallipoli anyone?
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What does this have to do with sports?
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What's wrong with paying someone for a service? You pay someone to give you a massage, what's the difference? Instead, you are making them feel good also, and still they receive money for doing so.
All in all, I suggest you kill yourself.
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Being a whore is a sin, being with a whore is a sin
Oh and suicides a sin as well.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 07:26 AM
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7 Reasons why you're a faggot-
1. There is faggot, there is super faggot and then there is you. Your try-hard pseudo intellectual bullshit is made of fail. God created earth bla bla bla bla .......... God gave people " FREEDOM OF SPEECH" and " RIGHTS", in which they can do what ever they want with. If they choose to follow the ways of your churches priests so be it.
2. If sex didn't feel so good, there would be no abortions, because there would be no sex. Blame your god for that.
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ex·plore
/ɪkˈsplɔr, -ˈsploʊr/ Show Spelled [ik-splawr, -splohr] Show IPA verb,-plored, -plor·ing.
–verb (used with object)1.to traverse or range over (a region, area, etc.) for the purpose of discovery: to explore the island.
2.to look into closely; scrutinize; examine: Let us explore the possibilities for improvement.
3.Surgery. to investigate into, esp. mechanically, as with a probe.
4.Obsolete. to search for; search out.
Thankyou dictionary.com <--- Take that bible.
4. Yes, a lot end in divorce because we enjoy happiness. If we have spent a lot of time with someone and decide we are bored we move on, because the smart thing to do in our short life span is have a good time.
5. So an abusive mother and father, that are incapable of looking after a child and creating a decent living environment in which they can successfully grow up in is okay. But well off homosexuals, who can support children, raise them well and give them what they need is not okay? Are you piffleing retarded?
6. Don't worry about the fact that our country is actually only 200 years old and can still keep up to the standards of every other country in the world, or the fact that we consider everyone our friends and back you all up in wars and risk our lives to help any of you. Gallipoli anyone?
7. What's wrong with paying someone for a service? You pay someone to give you a massage, what's the difference? Instead, you are making them feel good also, and still they receive money for doing so.
All in all, I suggest you kill yourself.
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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