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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-07-2011, 11:58 AM

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Not russian, I'm actually an american living in spain. Drkztan is just a game of words with my name stanley->stan->ztan (I like Z's) and dark->drk. Hence drkztan.

We have more in common with chimpanzees rather than gorillas. False material? More false than "because He says so"? Oh please, show me
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In fact, gorillas are one of the primates with whom we have less in common, as our common ancestor diverged a pretty long time ago
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Ok, so they made some ingredients, big deal. Did they create life? No. Could they? No.

That experiment was done in the fifties. If evolution was true their mud in a test tube should be a monkey by now.
So, more than 100 million years has passed since the fifties? It's not "mud" that "turns" into a monkey all at once, it's a series of processes. The semi-organic molecules that are hidrophobic have a strong tendency to star together, forming protective membranes that shelter other molecules. It's all downhill from there.


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So, more than 100 million years has passed since the fifties? It's not "mud" that "turns" into a monkey all at once, it's a series of processes. The semi-organic molecules that are hidrophobic have a strong tendency to star together, forming protective membranes that shelter other molecules. It's all downhill from there.
Where are you getting this "millions of years" nonsense from? No where in the Bible does it ever state that the earth is millions of years old.


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Where are you getting this "millions of years" nonsense from? No where in the Bible does it ever state that the earth is millions of years old.
Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.


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Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.
Exodus 19:16
And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.

As you can see there.. the Bible does talk about electricity. The Bible references a great many things.. including the age of the earth. Perhaps you should do more research.


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Exodus 19:16
And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.

As you can see there.. the Bible does talk about electricity. The Bible references a great many things.. including the age of the earth. Perhaps you should do more research.
No, it doesn't talk about electricity, it talks about lightning. Many civilizations have talked about it, but no one understood it was electricity until a couple of hundred years ago. Can you tell me where does it talk about electric current on there? Yes, it talks about many things, I know. It only fails to mention more many things, that's all. Where's combustion? Piezoelectricity? Nanometrics? Photonics? Chemistry?


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No, it doesn't talk about electricity, it talks about lightning. snipped the senseless yammering
So are you telling me that lightning is not electricity? What type of scientific person are you? Even the smallest child knows that lightning is electricity. If you're going to refute God's creation then I highly recommend you go elsewhere.


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So are you telling me that lightning is not electricity? What type of scientific person are you? Even the smallest child knows that lightning is electricity. If you're going to refute God's creation then I highly recommend you go elsewhere.
I know lightning is electricity. But where does it say that we can generate electricity, is rather what I meant. Yeah, lightning, great. Try powering your computer with lightnings alone. Why did you dodge all the other science fields I referenced? Does it not talk about hydrophobic matter, or about radioactivity too?


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Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy (lightning bolts!!!!) and a heavy dose of the King James.


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Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy (lightning bolts!!!!) and a heavy dose of the King James.
Lightning is clearly electricity, yes, but does it say we can USE this electricity? You clearly take this book as a guideline to life. Where is all the stuff that currently exists, but isn't mentioned in the Bible?

A heavy dose of a book that was last edited on 1611 and fails to mention electricity as a property of matter that can be used? No thanks. Can we leave the personal attacks aside? I find it quite childish, and I haven't insulted anyone. You clearly know what I mean by not mentioning electricity.


And still, you haven't adressed the other fields I mentioned? Can't find the non-existent references? (you have ignored this part for 3 posts now, maybe bigger, different colored letters help?)


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It does mention electricity.. I showed you.. you disagreed and then finally agreed. As for your other nonsense.. I was keeping on topic. While you attempted to distract me by dodging the subject, you were unsuccessful in doing so. Now.. if you have anything else you want to speak about.. now would be the time and please, don't try and derail the conversation like you did before. Stay on topic.


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It does mention electricity.. I showed you.. you disagreed and then finally agreed. As for your other nonsense.. I was keeping on topic. While you attempted to distract me by dodging the subject, you were unsuccessful in doing so. Now.. if you have anything else you want to speak about.. now would be the time and please, don't try and derail the conversation like you did before. Stay on topic.
So, it mentions electricity(lightning). Can you make a circuit with the clearly extensive knowledge the bible gives you about electricity?

I'm not derailing, chemistry and biology is part of the knowledge you need to have to keep up with a conversation about Miller's experiment.


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So, it mentions electricity(lightning). Can you make a circuit with the clearly extensive knowledge the bible gives you about electricity?
These are man made things. God gave us the materials and tools to create and so we do. He graced us with the intelligence to come up with all these inventions that were HIS idea to begin with. He gave us electricity so we can create power lines, circuit boards, power grids, and what have you. If you give a child lincoln logs and he makes a house out of it.. is not the house the direct creation of you? Had you not given him them.. the house would not exist. Your arguments are quite idiotic.


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These are man made things. God gave us the materials and tools to create and so we do. He graced us with the intelligence to come up with all these inventions that were HIS idea to begin with. He gave us electricity so we can create power lines, circuit boards, power grids, and what have you. If you give a child lincoln logs and he makes a house out of it.. is not the house the direct creation of you? Had you not given him them.. the house would not exist. Your arguments are quite idiotic.
Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature. Or is the passive transport on every one of your cell membranes man-made? That involves all three fields I mentioned before. Fields that aren't even referenced on the bible. Fields which without through knowledge of, we wouldn't have a fraction of the actual medicine. God didn't give us any materials and tools, we made the tools.

If I give child lincoln logs, and he builds a house of it, it is of his creation, not mine. Tell me, if you give a pen to someone, and he writes, say, a middle-age centered romantic/epic novel, is it of your creation? Of course not, even if the pen had your own blood as the ink. Had you not given the kid the logs/the writer the pen, the house/novel is still of HIS direct creation, not yours!

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The Bible doesn't give us the "tool" of electricity, it's only a bundle of life-lessons for us to have less conflict on our lives. Conflict that you guys are trying to bring back by lashing out on woman, races, and sexual preference. It's "Thou shall not kill" not "Thou shall not kill unless it's a negro/homosexual".


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Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature.
Actually, some electricity is man-made, such as hydroelectric energy or some geothermal energy. If you had said it was not invented by man, that would have been true, but it would have been a different proposition.

Chemistry and biology on the other hand are always man-made, and were invented by man as well.

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How would that serve you? How is threatening to call others names serving you? Do you think it discourages others from calling you names, when you threaten to do the same? Did you think that it just hadn't occurred to them that you had the power to call them names?
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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-07-2011, 10:54 PM

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And loose (sic) my time reading all the threads all over again? No sir! I came here to speak science, not to copy verbatim what you say.
So, your libelous non-sequitur about Landover advocating the murder of homos and negros was a purely innocent detour that you no longer wish to pursue?

Got it.

Better read that Bible verse I provided for you again, friend.

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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-08-2011, 12:29 AM

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Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature. Snipped jibberish
I never said electricity was man made.. I already proved it is from God. Once again you attempt to mislead and it isn't working. You were talking about circuits and machines and what have you. Those are man made using the tools God has given us. Just like you make a chair out of wood. The wood comes from god, we take what he has given us and use it. Electricity isn't the law of nature.. it's the will of God.


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