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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-09-2014, 12:47 AM

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I mean come on its physically not possible to live 900 years ..etc
Here we see the internal differences between maniacs manifest, since the next Darwinist poster hallucinates that the best suited creatures don't die at all:

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I am not part of a Jesus Hating Science forum, so sorry. I am open to your arguments and will defend my side as best I can, I find it a good mental exercise. Also, let me answer you Zach. Evolution does not happen by chance. A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE, usually before reproduction. Therefore, only the ones most adapted will live to reproduce and pass down their favorable genes, resulting in a gradual change in the organisms of a population from generation to generation. Hope it helps!
..the implication being that A certain organism that is adapted to suit its environment WILL NOT DIE.

Otherwise the argument would read:
  • A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE (whereas)
  • A certain organism that is adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE (too)


But that is not the argument presented is it.

You know, it's a funny thing but perhaps those black curly things like abcdefghijklmnopqrsyuvwxy & z when combined into little groups

EXAMPLE: ..evolutionary theory.

have meaning? They do. And in both these cases the meanings don't make sense.

Of course before death came into the world, everything was perfect. Evidence, as if any were needed, for another fact confobulated by godlessness. Satan.
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And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. KJV
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-09-2014, 01:55 AM

My oh my, they're getting dumber by the minute...

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Goodness me! What infallible reasons! Oh wait… ._. Let's walk through.

Reason Number 1!
So now, let's see! So God wrote the Bible? Wow! But that's been changed a lot, too… And where is the proof HE wrote it and not some christian monks? You have no proof whatsoever that god wrote it, and by saying he did without providing ANY EVIDENCE, is just plain idiocy. You blindly cling to what your parents taught you, without any backup of facts.
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Many have stupidly supposed that any Bible Comment should be a scholarly exposition of the Bible, an elucidation of its obscurities and a demonstration of its praeterhuman origin.

It is now understood at last, that this idea is nonsense.

The Comment must be an interpretation of the Bible intelligible to the simplest minds, and as practical as the Ten Commandments." Moreover, any Comment should be arrived at "inspirationally," as the Bible itself had been.

Otherwise JUST STICK TO THE KJV, the mysteries thus provided; because of the impracticability of better communicating them in verbal form, demonstrate the necessity of an Author of the Bible possessing knowledge beyond any yet acquired by man.

And by this I mean GOD!

Please, please, please, do not answer "I don't know, Therefore, ALIENS."


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Reason Number 2!
Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, and gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the monkeys in that area needed different traits to survive. So they evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
A sorry explanation and your "corrections" only made it worse

Let's start from one of your more mormonic corrections... though the pre-birth death might have come from the slightest remain of decency in your soul (or from an abortionist fetiche) , could you explain how THE ONLY ENVIRONMENT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE KILLS?

As for the "evolves when it HAS TO", I Darwin is in hell being buggered by GOD created demons, but if they have ANY sense of humor he's being shown that he lost his eternal soul so that idiots might mis-quote him and render his already nonsensical ideas into retard wet-dreams. (FIY I already crossed some "better" misinformed evolutionists who would be much angrier than me for your argument)

Genesis is clear.

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

For centuries there have been monkeys, apes and such in Zoos, NOT ONCE have any of them bred a human.

You take cows, you get cows... and millions are bred daily for our daily steak, and not once has there been a birth of a cow with flappers or wings.

I could go on an on, but I already quoted Genesis up there and that's all you should need.


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Reason Number 3!
The truth is, no one knows what happened with the Big Bang and all. I don't know how it got there, if it's a reliable theory, etc. But let me ask you something which has always seemed to leave theists grasping at straws: What was there before god? Was god just "always there?" How did he get there? Please provide arguments for this, I can disprove every one.
Though you seem not to know, WE know what happened in the so-called Big Bang

Genesis 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

As for "before"

Isaiah 57:15 For thus saith the high and lofty One that inhabiteth eternity, whose name is Holy; I dwell in the high and holy place, with him also that is of a contrite and humble spirit, to revive the spirit of the humble, and to revive the heart of the contrite ones.

Now you know something.




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Reason Number 4!
First off. Provide proof. If you look into this matter even slightly, you can find tons of evidence that they did not. Dinosaur bones have only been found deep in layers of dirt. That is because gradually earth has covered them up over a LONG TIME. Human bones, even those from the earliest humans found, are much higher up than any dinosaur. Hence, humans only appeared long after Dinosaurs. If you don't accept that, then I have more. If dinosaurs had inhabited the earth with us, they would have killed us off easily. Reasons: Dinosaurs are much faster and stronger than humans, and sufficiently equipped to kill humans off with ease. Early human technology could simply not match such predatory beasts. Not saying all the dinosaurs were predators, but the ones that were would have easily sufficed to kill us off. Another reason: Dinosaurs required much more heat to sustain themselves, as they were cold-blooded and gigantic. The temperature of the earth in the past 10000 years could easily kill them off almost instantly, so why would God bother creating them? If this does not satisfy your ignorant minds, then I have nothing more to say.
My oh my... what a mess.

I don't even now where to start... neither did you...

Genesis 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die

Genesis 7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:

Genesis 8:21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done

So either those beasts you call dinosaurs died in the flood OR they weren't so damn hot predators because WE KILLED THEM (God most certainly didn't, see Genesis 8:21). That reminds me of my voyage, in a stop at Komodo there was this big devil lizard and Nancy-pansy LIEberals were wetting their pants, but when I took a shot with my faithful S&W Model 500 there was devil goo everywhere /thank you Pastors for blessing my gun and ammo).




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I have disproved a lot of arguments like this, but this argument has possibly been the easiest ever. You provide no evidence of anything whatsoever and blindly cling to what your parents taught you as a child. I feel bad for you guys, it's like you're blind and deaf to the real world.
I hope you had fun!
-GuidingYewty
I am sure you have disproved many arguments "like this", i.e. badly and not at all.

I will be praying for your soul as your brain seems to be beyond redemption.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-09-2014, 05:43 AM

Not sure what number it is, but heres a reason. They just want to sin. They know God is real, but they think if they ignore it that he will go away. They are wrong… he won't go away. The atheists are too busy injecting marijuanas smoking meths, and having fudge packer parties to care about God. I've got news for you atheists!

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In a nutshell.

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Not sure what number it is, but heres a reason. They just want to sin. They know God is real, but they think if they ignore it that he will go away. They are wrong… he won't go away. The atheists are too busy injecting marijuanas smoking meths, and having fudge packer parties to care about God. I've got news for you atheists!

Psalms 14:1

Your all fools!

BURN OR TURN.
._. I do not believe God is real and I object strongly to the recreational use of any drug (from alcohol all the way to meth). Also, the hell's a fudge packer party? I do believe in actions that are morally wrong, not sin. I know it's wrong to kill someone, but sin would imply I believe in a god at all. I do not "know" god is real, I believe that he is not. I am not rebelling or ignoring anything. Also, in case the common misconception that teenagers turn into atheists out of rebellion comes up, I have always been an atheist. Even when I was a little kid, I never believed in god. Furthermore, I see that you all are perhaps blatantly ignoring my arguments and that even if I shoved complete evidence of the truth under your eyes you would turn away. Goodbye, and please don't delete this like you did to many of my other comments. Oh yeah, and also you claim to have deleted my comments because they were insulting. I've noticed about 20 insults to me, do the same rules not apply? Well anyway, goodbye and good luck.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-09-2014, 08:16 PM

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._. I do not believe God is real

I believe that he is not.

I never believed in god.
You can't even make up your mind if you don't believe in GOD or if you believe he doesn't exist...

there is a BIG difference.

Though rude I BELIEVE there might still be hope for you.

I called you a fool for risking eternal damnation and for the confusion in how you try to present your "arguments", but that same confusion gives me HOPE that stuck deep within you JESUS is fighting for your worthless SOUL.

I'm hoping HIS GRACE WILL COME UNTO YOU

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._. I do not believe God is real and I object strongly to the recreational use of any drug (from alcohol all the way to meth). Also, the hell's a fudge packer party? I do believe in actions that are morally wrong, not sin. I know it's wrong to kill someone, but sin would imply I believe in a god at all. I do not "know" god is real, I believe that he is not. I am not rebelling or ignoring anything. Also, in case the common misconception that teenagers turn into atheists out of rebellion comes up, I have always been an atheist. Even when I was a little kid, I never believed in god. Furthermore, I see that you all are perhaps blatantly ignoring my arguments and that even if I shoved complete evidence of the truth under your eyes you would turn away. Goodbye, and please don't delete this like you did to many of my other comments. Oh yeah, and also you claim to have deleted my comments because they were insulting. I've noticed about 20 insults to me, do the same rules not apply? Well anyway, goodbye and good luck.
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  1. You haven't made any arguments, just blurted mutually exclusive idiocies without
  2. any sources to support your position and
  3. without shoving anything anywhere
  4. complete or otherwise
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The Communists have no need to introduce free love; it has existed almost from time immemorial. …what the Communists might possibly be reproached with is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalized system of free love.
With genes dropping at that rate, how do you account for the reversion of communist hominids to brutality? and the emergence of industry & Godliness wherever the Gospel has been proclaimed?
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Atheists think is makes sense to give wheelchair retards the best parking spaces even though the lazy cripples don't even have to walk.

That's an incredibly offensive thing to say about someone. Tell me, would you like it if you had a mental issue and someone said, "That retard doesn't deserve to park closest to a building."?
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Not sure what number it is, but heres a reason. They just want to sin. They know God is real, but they think if they ignore it that he will go away. They are wrong… he won't go away. The atheists are too busy injecting marijuanas smoking meths, and having fudge packer parties to care about God. I've got news for you atheists!

Psalms 14:1

Your all fools!

BURN OR TURN.



So are you saying that all atheists are drug-addicts who follow bad habits? I know lots of atheists, and I can assure you, they are not fools.
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So are you saying that all atheists are drug-addicts who follow bad habits? I know lots of atheists, and I can assure you, they are not fools.
Tell it again.

So you ask if we think that atheists are drug-addled cretins with bad habits and then you answer nothing at all to that question.

Furthermore you end with an obvious lie "they are not fools"

What bigger fools could you get?

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Do ye thus requite the LORD, O foolish people and unwise? is not he thy father that hath bought thee? hath he not made thee, and established thee?

Just because their harlot mothers cannot recall the men that spawned them doesn't allow them to forget their FATHER.

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So are you saying that all atheists are drug-addicts who follow bad habits? I know lots of atheists, and I can assure you, they are not fools.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 02:29 AM

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It is only logical Atheists are ignorant. I mean come on. One of their idols had an apple fall on his head and called it "gravity". These guys are more stoned than the Beatles.
For one, it is a myth that Isaac Newton, as you bluntly put it, "had an apple fall on his head and called it gravity." It is much more likely that he discovered it through scientific data gathered from experiments.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 02:38 AM

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For one, it is a myth that Isaac Newton, as you bluntly put it, "had an apple fall on his head and called it gravity." It is much more likely that he discovered it through scientific data gathered from experiments.
Scientific data as opposed to a random "act of GOD"

Do you know that most of the less bad ideas from "scientists" were not the issue of any experiment but from a momento of "revelation"?

Without GOD you'd still be back in the caves trying to devise an experiment to test a theory that had come out of NOTHING.

"Scientists" do prepare experiments AFTERWARDS, but for the initial idea? Two sources, GOD or the satan.

As to which is which it is most simple.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 02:39 AM

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Atheists support gay marriages yet also believe in evolution (and have the nerve to call it natural selection!) They are too stupid to see the paradox.
What is the paradox you are referring to?

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 02:45 AM

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Scientific data as opposed to a random "act of GOD"

Do you know that most of the less bad ideas from "scientists" were not the issue of any experiment but from a momento of "revelation"?

Without GOD you'd still be back in the caves trying to devise an experiment to test a theory that had come out of NOTHING.

"Scientists" do prepare experiments AFTERWARDS, but for the initial idea? Two sources, GOD or the satan.

As to which is which it is most simple.


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I would like to point out that Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin by accident, which in turn saved millions of lives. Was his discovery a "momento of revelation", as you put it?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 02:50 AM

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I would like to point out that Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin by accident, which in turn saved millions of lives. Was his discovery a "momento of revelation", as you put it?

In his case I'd probably go for satan.

It was due to an unclean lab, and cleanliness is next to GODliness.

Furthermore Antibiotics "saved" mainly sex perverts that, as soon as they had a free-pass, jump-started the sexual revolution and all sorts of abominations (until JESUS gave the AIDS for their sins).

That and heathens that don't know how to pray a simple cold away.

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I would like to point out that Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin by accident, which in turn saved millions of lives. Was his discovery a "momento of revelation", as you put it?
Alexander Fleming is, at this very moment, undergoing continual torment from Satan and his minions. He has endured this horrifying suffering since the moment he gave up the ghost. He will never be free from it. To suggest he has "saved" any lives is a misnomer, as he has only prevented similar suffering of those who, like him, accepted Science over God. It's a terribly tragedy, actually.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-15-2014, 05:26 AM

Alexender flemming saved millions? Only CHRIST can save my friend.

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Alexander Fleming is, at this very moment, undergoing continual torment from Satan and his minions. He has endured this horrifying suffering since the moment he gave up the ghost. He will never be free from it. To suggest he has "saved" any lives is a misnomer, as he has only prevented similar suffering of those who, like him, accepted Science over God. It's a terribly tragedy, actually.
It's reassuring to know that the torturers themselves will be hating the torturings they're dreaming up just as much as the non-Christians they are torturing will hate receiving them. A real lose-lose situation.

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Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
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Satan wants to subvert as many people into eternal torment as possible but each extra torturee he recruits the worse it becomes for him. I am so glad someone told me about Jesus
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 02-19-2014, 12:50 AM

It's so kind that God took time out of his busy schedule of watching children starve and giving cancer to children to have that kid pass a test.

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