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Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgies! -
11-21-2010, 03:55 AM
Abominations being sold in our own back yard, Wal-Mart.
Naturally, I look at the gay assortment of rainbow colors they come in and consider them to be queer like Macintosh Computers and Skittles.
Some of you might even be inclined to dismiss these notions as being overly sensitive.
To you, I say simply look at this perversion. I believe a picture is worth much more!
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
It appears the conspiracy goes deeper! Once godly Fisher Price (the one time producer of the Noah's Ark toy set) says the following about them,
Sing-A-Ma-Jigs are off-beat plush characters that are hard to not fall in love with… regardless of age. Squeeze their tummies and they will open their little mouths, showing off their cute little teeth, and create an adorable look and sound. Each tummy squeeze plays one pitch. Keep squeezing and you will play Sing-A-Ma-Jig’s song. Put more than one sing-a-ma-jig together and they will sing together in perfect harmony.
Sick and disgusting! These sing-a-ma-jigs teach our children about masturbation, oral sex, gay orgies and furries.
I present exhibit number two. Notice the way the toy company encourages the children to grab the Sing-a-ma-jigs to grab them by the crotch.
Why would you want your child to put his fingers on the naughty bits of the doll?
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-21-2010, 04:04 AM
They look like a bunch of queer pickaninnies. I'm surprised and dissapointed that Walmart is carrying such filth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-21-2010, 04:11 AM
Notice the shape of their mouths as well! Clearly shaped for any number of things to be shoved in by homersexuals!
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Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-21-2010, 07:27 PM
Fisher Price gets away with it because the little dolls aren't painted in black-face, but if you had named them little jigs, no doubt some multi-cultural agenda warrior would be on here in minutes to call you a racist.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-21-2010, 08:10 PM
Those aren't decent at all.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-21-2010, 08:18 PM
Those mouths are absolutely disgusting! And pastor, you're right, why do you have to grab them by the crotch?
I get so confused about Walmart sometimes, they do things like say "Merry Christmas" and then they sell garbage like this. Sometimes I don't know what to do.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-22-2010, 01:06 AM
So you say Wal*Mart carrys them? I'll be on the lookout for them Tuesday when I go in to get a new hitch ball and some frozen waffles.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-22-2010, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Abominations being sold in our own back yard, Wal-Mart.
Naturally, I look at the gay assortment of rainbow colors they come in and consider them to be queer like Macintosh Computers and Skittles.
Some of you might even be inclined to dismiss these notions as being overly sensitive.
To you, I say simply look at this perversion. I believe a picture is worth much more!
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A quick comparison reveals the roots of the name.
Al Jolson, the original Sing-A-Ma-Jig. Note the oversized, high-contrast lips.
I hope his estate sues for this unlicensed use of his likeness.
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgi -
11-23-2010, 12:44 AM
Brother Levi, I exposed this indecent toy over three months ago. In the future, you might want to use the search function to avoid embarrassment. I'm going to assume you're too lazy to click the link I provided, so here is what I posted:
This toy bears a striking resemblance to something else:
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgies! -
12-02-2011, 08:39 PM
This indeed is a very disturbing toy. Although not much here, rainbows are not necessarily homosexual. Just because someone said "RAINBOWS ARE GAY" doesnt mean they are. God made a rainbow for something good, which can only mean 2 things, God is ok with homosexuality (which in many forms we have said no) or that RAINBOWS AINT HOMOSEXUAL. HERP MY DERPY DERP
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Re: Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgies! -
12-02-2011, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian Payne
This indeed is a very disturbing toy. Although not much here, rainbows are not necessarily homosexual. Just because someone said "RAINBOWS ARE GAY" doesnt mean they are. God made a rainbow for something good, which can only mean 2 things, God is ok with homosexuality (which in many forms we have said no) or that RAINBOWS AINT HOMOSEXUAL. HERP MY DERPY DERP
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Please take the time to read ALL of our threads before making a fool of yourself. I've discussed how the fags stole this beautiful gift from God here.
A little common courtesy please.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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