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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 04:07 PM

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You're allowed to judge, but whether it has any weight or not, whether it will happen or not, depends on whether it is in key with the New Testament and the Word of Jesus Christ, not personal opinion. Jesus judges, the person who relays the Will of God (Jesus Christ) tells how the Judgment will be. That is where you fail. You are allowed to judge but when it is not in accord with the New Testament, it is a wrong judgment that will never take effect. Hence you are not really a judge, but speaking empty words.

Judgment belongs to the Lord. And Jesus tells how it's done in the New Testament. Those that judge are judged themselves, hence saying this is 'judging others' but saying how the WILL be judged when the time comes, harshly or not, and many times they will be branded for their sins even in this life, because God's justice is also mysteriously at work in this life, to say otherwise is to have no faith in Providence, aka the Will of God at work in our lives.

Hope that clarifies.

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You seem to be missing the big picture, the Bible has two parts the Old and New testament. We just love you fluffy bunny Christians, you think the Bible is like a giant cafeteria where you can pick and choose what you want to follow. Oh I will just have desert today, no meat and potatoes for me. Jesus did not come here to scrap His fathers work, He came to inforce it!

Behold the words from Jesus.
Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


Now go sit yourself down in a corner and repent!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 04:33 PM

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You seem to be missing the big picture, the Bible has two parts the Old and New testament. We just love you fluffy bunny Christians, you think the Bible is like a giant cafeteria where you can pick and choose what you want to follow. Oh I will just have desert today, no meat and potatoes for me. Jesus did not come here to scrap His fathers work, He came to inforce it!

Behold the words from Jesus.
Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


Now go sit yourself down in a corner and repent!
Weak words from a gay man. I do that because the Lord asks me, and on His terms, as best I can, not according to the standards of some vain, metro/homosexual 'man' I've had the unfortunate pleasure of running into online.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 04:39 PM

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Weak words from a gay man. I do that because the Lord asks me, and on His terms, as best I can, not according to the standards of some vain, metro/homosexual 'man' I've had the unfortunate pleasure of running into online.

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Now you did it. To bad mouth me is one thing. But when you say that the Words from Jesus are weak you have crossed the line.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 04:42 PM

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Weak words from a gay man.
So Brother James quotes the word of God and you call those words from a gay man? So you think God is gay? You think Jesus is gay? I am sure satan will sodomize you in the fires of hell for all eternity for this!


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 04:47 PM

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Weak words from a gay man. I do that because the Lord asks me, and on His terms, as best I can, not according to the standards of some vain, metro/homosexual 'man' I've had the unfortunate pleasure of running into online.

Take care,

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You just called Jesus Gay

Why don't you just blasphemies the Holy Ghost and then you don't have to worry about getting into heaven no more.

I'm not sure why you're lusting after Brother Dewitt so much anyway. He's a happily married man and his wife is an absolutely beautiful Christian woman.


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Weak words from a gay man.
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Those that judge are judged themselves,
Your comments contradict.

You have judged quite harshly two of God's True Christian™ men.

God will now judge you as a consequence.


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So Brother James quotes the word of God and you call those words from a gay man? So you think God is gay? You think Jesus is gay? I am sure satan will sodomize you in the fires of hell for all eternity for this!
Hey COM, the fool is just lucky that Phebe is out shopping, the fire in her eyes would melt his laptop
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Hey COM, the fool is just lucky that Phebe is out shopping, the fire in her eyes would melt his laptop
You're not kidding, that woman has a temper like I've never seen before.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 05:03 PM

I didn't call Jesus gay anywhere, nor would I ever. He simply wasn't. I said that Brother James had a beard it is only customary to see on gay/metrosexual men, nothing more. Make of it what you will. He has yet to say that it isn't, but often those that can't defend themselves resort to silence and that silence leaves everybody else wondering, if they have common sense. Anyway just saying don't call others gay when you got it going on yourself rather obviously. That's completely senseless.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 05:09 PM

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I didn't call Jesus gay anywhere, nor would I ever. He simply wasn't. I said that Brother James had a beard it is only customary to see on gay/metrosexual men, nothing more. Make of it what you will. He has yet to say that it isn't, but often those that can't defend themselves resort to silence and that silence leaves everybody else wondering, if they have common sense. Anyway just saying don't call others gay when you got it going on yourself rather obviously. That's completely senseless.

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I didn't call Jesus gay anywhere, nor would I ever. He simply wasn't.
Brother Dewitt quoted Jesus, you said they were the words of a homosexual. So you said the words of Jesus were the words of a homosexual. Do you think God is going to be happy with that?

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He has repeatedly said that he wasn't gay. You're just to busy typing to bother reading anything the man says. So far, you have insulted my wife, insulted my good friend and neighbor, and insulted my God, do you want to kick my dog for good measure?

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You really don't read what you say, or is hypocrisy just your favorite pastime?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 05:27 PM

No you misunderstand, by his words I don't mean the fact that they originally come from Jesus, which I have the deepest respect for, but that when the same words come from a metrosexual man, they seem rather weak. Sort of like if a gay tells me I have to start behaving better. It just feels wrong. I have a problem with metrosexuals telling me right from wrong, not hearing the same from Jesus, whom I listen to. Jesus spoke with authority, unlike the scribes and the Pharisees. That is what I am hinting at is wrong here. Hope that makes a bit more sense.

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No you misunderstand, by his words I don't mean the fact that they originally come from Jesus, which I have the deepest respect for, but that when the same words come from a metrosexual man, they seem rather weak. Sort of like if a gay tells me I have to start behaving better. It just feels wrong. I have a problem with metrosexuals telling me right from wrong, not hearing the same from Jesus, whom I listen to. Jesus spoke with authority, unlike the scribes and the Pharisees. That is what I am hinting at is wrong here. Hope that makes a bit more sense.

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Ahem......
Hopefully, that will get the hint.
Brother, I would suggest that you make sure your alarms are on. Liz has gone down to bring two of the dogs up to our house.


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Ahem......
Hopefully, that will get the hint.
Brother, I would suggest that you make sure your alarms are on. Liz has gone down to bring two of the dogs up to our house.
I just turned up my gaydar, if the butt pirate gets with in 1 mile of my house I will know it. Tell Liz I have reconsiderd the puppy, 2 full grown rots will do just fine.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 08:06 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 08:09 PM

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I live in Denmark and thanks to this site, I have not been raping for almost two hours. I really feel that all this is behind me now. God bless
Two whole hours, eh. Well, I suppose that is progress.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 08:11 PM

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I live in Denmark and thanks to this site, I have not been raping for almost two hours. I really feel that all this is behind me now. God bless
Good. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself in the Introduction Forum before you go out raping again?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 08:49 PM

Did self_aware_sinner leave? Is he banned? I have been locked in my basement for a few hours, that homer was stalking me.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 09:00 PM

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Did self_aware_sinner leave? Is he banned? I have been locked in my basement for a few hours, that homer was stalking me.
I have a feeling he's waiting until dark.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-03-2010, 09:02 PM

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I find it unnatural that a Christian does not believe in Creationism or at least see it as a good thing. Doesn't that make you Satanist?

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Are you attempting to light us up or are you just a plain ignorant

Creationism is term that is actually derogatory toward True Christians™ and is one of the terms frequently used by the secular scientific community and liberal atheists in the context of mocking God and the KJV1611

Even you would know that nothing positive ends with the suffix of ISM, and it generally has a negative connotation.

For example....

Autism
Dwarfism
Communism
Plagiarism
Maoism
Vandalism

In the context of the blasphemous movie Star Wars the term Creationism / mocking is a most appropriate in its use as this movie clearly mocks Christ

Why are you trying to change the subject matter here ?


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