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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
I see. So, what did she do to you guys to cause so much hate?
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She was a false Christian leading people away from the Lord! D'uh! Haven't you read the thread at all?
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Now you see here, people? -- this is a perfect example --
-- one of the differences between you True Christians and us False Christians, is that we speak kindly of the dead, while you guys have only nasty things to say
Shame!
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We feel no shame at all in following God's commandments. We hate those who hate God, and with great glee!
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
I recall a wonderful sermon delivered by Pastor Deacon Fred, entitled "I can't wait to see people burn in hell!" GLORY!
Why, we True Christians throw a huge celebration every time one of those skirt-wearing mary worshiping pope die.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
We feel no shame at all in following God's commandments. We hate those who hate God, and with great glee!
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
I recall a wonderful sermon delivered by Pastor Deacon Fred, entitled "I can't wait to see people burn in hell!" GLORY!
Why, we True Christians throw a huge celebration every time one of those skirt-wearing mary worshiping pope die.
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Yep Zeke, I have had the pleasure of listening to several sermons given by Godly Pastor Deacon Fred (a TRUE Christian, not a namby-pamby yella-belly!) ... why, here is a quote from the one you have posted ...
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Sermon by Pastor Deacon Fred ...
... Even before Lutherans and all other unsaved trash wind up roasting in Hell, God has promised colorful violence and torture for them, come Judgment Day. God will use fire, plagues and beasts to kill them, and what did he say good Christians like us will do in the meantime? We "shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another" (Revelation 11:10) ...
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... yep, a very passionate and moving sermon indeed, Pastor Z
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 12:29 AM
RE Thespianism
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Now you see here, people? -- this is a perfect example --
-- one of the differences between you True Christians and us False Christians, is that we speak kindly of the dead, while you guys have only nasty things to say
Shame!
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What? You don't think Godly American Christians should even Spaketh Out about the Evils of......THESPIANISM?
Won't you at least please, please Think of the Children?!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Tammy
That's a pile of crap! I'm in heaven right now with my groom Jesus; a chorus of heavenly angels singing songs of love and tolerance. Get the hell away from these people before it's too late!
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Er....songs of "love & tolerance?" Surely that's not the Christian way? Not according to this lot,anyway.
Your "groom?" Jeez....he turned you into a horse huh? Mare or Stallion?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
It seems that Jesus has killed Tammy Faye, the famous false Christian who put her makeup on with a trowel (like a whore) and took up with various homos and porn stars and joos in her later years.
I have no doubt that Jesus has reserved a place in hell for her. Good riddance.
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I think it's sad that she died. That poor woman had to suffer. I hope is is in peace now.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Well, acutally, I'm named after the code of honor.
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Yes, the murderous dago criminal code of honor and intimidation. So you keep telling us.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Why, we True Christians throw a huge celebration every time one of those skirt-wearing mary worshiping pope die.
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I love the way they keep picking geriatrics - surely we won't have to wait another 25 years for the next "Pope in Hell" party?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Yes, the murderous dago criminal code of honor and intimidation. So you keep telling us.
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Sorry. She did ask. I answered.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Sorry. She did ask. I answered.
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Right. Now tell her about your imaginary friends, and the massive arsenal of guns you have, and the secret superior knowledge you have, and your high-finance business ventures, and your pet vulture, and all the other fantasies you are indulging in.
By the way, Jesus is not impressed with such aires.
Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 12:30 PM
No. I can't be bothered right now. I'm going for a w**k.
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-23-2007 at 12:34 PM.
Reason: profanity edited
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
No. I can't be bothered right now. I'm going for a w**k.
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JESUS, Mister, you are a regular laff riot! But I suppose others have informed you of this by now....
JESUS Forgive me for my many unLadylike giggles!!!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:01 PM
W**k! As in go outside, and wander across my feilds. As in go outside! as in not be a fatass on a pc, which i suspect some people on the net are.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
W**k! As in go outside, and wander across my feilds. As in go outside! as in not be a fatass on a pc, which i suspect some people on the net are.
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Pastors, please, please, make him stop! I am laughing so hard I've gotten the hiccups and this may cause Jesus to think I'm.......
well, you know....
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
Pastors, please, please, make him stop! I am laughing so hard I've gotten the hiccups and this may cause Jesus to think I'm.......
well, you know....
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What a sick freak this boy is. He diddles himself in public, then brags about it!?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 01:49 PM
...Your werid. Anyway, so the women tries helping people, and this makes her bad?
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
...Your werid. Anyway, so the women tries helping people, and this makes her bad?
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That's right; don't you listen to these people. They're mean spirited and cruel. You have to lighten up a little and don't let them bother you.
Hey, do you know why the cancer patient crossed the road? They were hoping to get hit by a truck! Ha, Ha, Ha...that cracks me up everytime.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 02:14 PM
Yeah, I gathered they were like that. I havn't really listened to them at all.
Well, no one desevres Cancer, so, I hope she finds peace.
Regaldess of her helping someone evil, she was acting with a good heart. Seems stupid to insult her for it.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Yeah, I gathered they were like that. I havn't really listened to them at all.
Well, no one desevres Cancer, so, I hope she finds peace.
Regaldess of her helping someone evil, she was acting with a good heart. Seems stupid to insult her for it.
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Don't you have some sugar beats to pick or a combine to drive or what ever ever? It's well pass dawn.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-23-2007, 02:21 PM
It's only 3.15 pm here.
so, you want the women to go to hell, for trying to help people, who most of you shun! That's real Chrstian like.
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