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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 03:43 AM

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So you're the one with the crippled husband? Did you know that God hates crippleds?




So who is the father of your kids?
My husband is the father of our child. And I don't care who hates people with disabilities, we completed our marriage vows. I'm not going to leave him because someone supposedly dislikes that group
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 04:03 AM

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So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
God allowed it, He didn't do IT.
There seems to be a lot of Sin in your immediate family. What color eyes does your Son have?


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 04:22 AM

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God allowed it, He didn't do IT.
There seems to be a lot of Sin in your immediate family. What color eyes does your Son have?
Blue what difference does that make?
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 04:27 AM

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...I'm not going to leave him because someone supposedly dislikes that group...
"Someone"? No, not "someone", GOD (according to the Bible). And there's nothing "supposed" about it. The Bible says that He hates your husband even more than He hates me (and that takes some doing, lemme tell ya ).

1 Timothy 5:8 "But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."

Pretty harsh, but who am I to question God?


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"Someone"? No, not "someone", GOD (according to the Bible). And there's nothing "supposed" about it. The Bible says that He hates your husband even more than He hates me (and that takes some doing, lemme tell ya ).

1 Timothy 5:8 "But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."

Pretty harsh, but who am I to question God?
LOL You're an arrogant atheist dick (From the title by your name), I'd say that gives you a right to question
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 05:50 AM

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LOL You're an arrogant atheist dick (From the title by your name), I'd say that gives you a right to question


Even though he's an atheist dick he reads his Bible and provides interesting arguments from an atheist view. Speaking of reading a Bible you should start!


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 06:34 AM

I thought retards didn't have any seed...where are these babies coming from?



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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 06:55 AM

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Even though he's an atheist dick he reads his Bible and provides interesting arguments from an atheist view. Speaking of reading a Bible you should start!
In this issue, I'm not quite sure what reading the Bible would do. I'm not going leave my husband just because he's disabled. Only a really shallow person would do that. Any asking forgiveness for loving a disabled person would be pointless, since I don't mean it.
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Prayer Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 07:05 AM

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In this issue, I'm not quite sure what reading the Bible would do. I'm not going leave my husband just because he's disabled. Only a really shallow person would do that. Any asking forgiveness for loving a disabled person would be pointless, since I don't mean it.
Dear Sinner,

Reading the Bible would show you how your husband could be healed. It only requires actual Faith in Jesus and Miracles do happen. He's promised us as much!



Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


If a mountain can be moved by Faith, getting someone off the wheelchair is extremely easy, and the amount of actual Faith and Obedience to Jesus required is minimal, as evidenced by the Bible.

Hebrews 12:13
And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed.


I've prayed on a regular basis
not to be punished by ending up in a wheelchair and my prayers have been a success as I am not in a wheelchair. The only conclusions are that...
  1. Either the person wants to remain crippled and neglects Jesus' Promise or...
  2. The sins of the forefathers are of such magnitude that it is best to let God fulfill His promise of righteous punishment (Exodus 20:5). In this case I'd kindly command the previous generation to really look into their sins and offer some prayers of Repentance to heal the offspring.
In both cases, Prayer would, obviously, still work.


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 07:21 AM

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I thought retards didn't have any seed...where are these babies coming from?

They are his. Or are you calling me a liar?
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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 07:29 AM

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They are his. Or are you calling me a liar?
He doesn't have to. God's already told him you're a liar, always have been, and always will be.

Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."

Oh, and as for the Bible reading? You really should read it (the whole thing), so that you know what a Christian is supposed to think and believe, in case you run across any who don't. You can then helpfully point out the errors of their ways.

For example, you don't know how many so-called "Christians" I've kindly informed as to the True™ nature of the god they supposedly worship:

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

I am such a nice guy to do so, I think. Why let them wallow in their ignorance?


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He doesn't have to. God's already told him you're a liar, always have been, and always will be.

Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."
You might want to get to know me, before you start making assumptions about me. Don't want you to end up speaking falsehoods now do we?
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He doesn't have to. God's already told him you're a liar, always have been, and always will be.

Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."

Oh, and as for the Bible reading? You really should read it (the whole thing), so that you know what a Christian is supposed to think and believe, in case you run across any who don't. You can then helpfully point out the errors of their ways.

For example, you don't know how many so-called "Christians" I've kindly informed as to the True™ nature of the god they supposedly worship:

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

I am such a nice guy to do so, I think. Why let them wallow in their ignorance?
I haven't lied to you all. If you can't accept that, then it's your problem and not mine. I would suggest that you deal with it
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He doesn't have to. God's already told him you're a liar, always have been, and always will be.

Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."

Oh, and as for the Bible reading? You really should read it (the whole thing), so that you know what a Christian is supposed to think and believe, in case you run across any who don't. You can then helpfully point out the errors of their ways.

For example, you don't know how many so-called "Christians" I've kindly informed as to the True™ nature of the god they supposedly worship:

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

I am such a nice guy to do so, I think. Why let them wallow in their ignorance?
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I haven't lied to you all. If you can't accept that, then it's your problem and not mine. I would suggest that you deal with it

Brethren,

Once again the Bible authored by Jesus has been proven correct in its tiniest detail. Here we have two unbelievers discussing Jesus and God and they cannot agree on anything! They are just fighting one another.

Psalms 53:1-3
(To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good. God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God. Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.


What does this mean? It shows that atheist foolishness explains all the travesties we see in the secular world. The atheists cannot agree on anything! They have lots of theories that oppose each other in science. They have nothing to unite them except their dismissal of everything that is pure and clean, everything that is related to Jesus. Of course, this is sad. It is sad to see the sinners end up in Hell but at the same time it is most entertaining as it emphasizes the Perfect Nature of the True™ Followers of Jesus!



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Whom we preach, warning every man, and teaching every man in all wisdom; that we may present every man perfect in Christ Jesus:



Yours in Christ,

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Brethren,

Once again the Bible authored by Jesus has been proven correct in its tiniest detail. Here we have two unbelievers discussing Jesus and God and they cannot agree on anything! They are just fighting one another.

Psalms 53:1-3
(To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good. God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God. Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.


What does this mean? It shows that atheist foolishness explains all the travesties we see in the secular world. The atheists cannot agree on anything! They have lots of theories that oppose each other in science. They have nothing to unite them except their dismissal of everything that is pure and clean, everything that is related to Jesus. Of course, this is sad. It is sad to see the sinners end up in Hell but at the same time it is most entertaining as it emphasizes the Perfect Nature of the True™ Followers of Jesus!



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Whom we preach, warning every man, and teaching every man in all wisdom; that we may present every man perfect in Christ Jesus:



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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 08:23 AM

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You might want to get to know me, before you start making assumptions about me. Don't want you to end up speaking falsehoods now do we?
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I haven't lied to you all. If you can't accept that, then it's your problem and not mine. I would suggest that you deal with it
HELLO?? I've made NO assumptions about you. I HAVE NOT SAID that you're lying about anything. GOD DID (according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is accepted as Truth). All I've done is inform of that FACT.

If you have a problem with what the Bible says, TAKE IT UP WITH GOD. I didn't do it, K?

Now if you'd care to put your defensiveness away, maybe we could have a civil conversation? I think I'd like that.

Let's start with: if you're not atheist, what are you? And why haven't you read the Bible yet?


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 09:26 AM

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if you're not atheist, what are you?
I'm going to guess Pagan/Wiccan/Witch. I sat down to read the website and when I got to this thread, I noticed flies begin to swarm in my house. It's painfully obvious God is upset by what I'm reading here. If that's not proof enough, a few days ago a rat mysteriously died in my wall. Checkmate, witch! God's messages are all around us. All we have to do is listen!


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Default Re: Hi All - 12-01-2015, 02:33 PM

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HELLO?? I've made NO assumptions about you. I HAVE NOT SAID that you're lying about anything. GOD DID (according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is accepted as Truth). All I've done is inform of that FACT.

If you have a problem with what the Bible says, TAKE IT UP WITH GOD. I didn't do it, K?

Now if you'd care to put your defensiveness away, maybe we could have a civil conversation? I think I'd like that.

Let's start with: if you're not atheist, what are you? And why haven't you read the Bible yet?
I've read through different parts. It's always mystified me why people look towards a book, or a building, to find God, when they should be looking outwards to the world. Closer to what you would find in the Gospel of Thomas or Epiphanius. And you're right I got your argument (statement of what the Bible says) mixed up with actual belief. Generally speaking I'm a seeker of wisdom. When and where I find it, I add it to what I believe.
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I've read through different parts. It's always mystified me why people look towards a book, or a building, to find God, when they should be looking outwards to the world. Closer to what you would find in the Gospel of Thomas or Epiphanius. And you're right I got your argument (statement of what the Bible says) mixed up with actual belief. Generally speaking I'm a seeker of wisdom. When and where I find it, I add it to what I believe.
Without the trustworthy reference of the Holy Bible, you have only your own perceptions upon which to draw conclusions about what is wise. Then you go and get offended and argue with the one poster who agrees with you. Your "wisdom" certainly is entertaining to the rest of us.



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I've read through different parts. It's always mystified me why people look towards a book, or a building, to find God, when they should be looking outwards to the world. Closer to what you would find in the Gospel of Thomas or Epiphanius. And you're right I got your argument (statement of what the Bible says) mixed up with actual belief. Generally speaking I'm a seeker of wisdom. When and where I find it, I add it to what I believe.
Hello, Karen! I find your decision-making process, what to believe in and what to discard, particularly fascinating. Basically, you start with some preconceived notions and then you accept bits and pieces of sacred texts that agree with your position, and disregard the rest.

The problem I see with this position, is its extreme subjectivity. Your preconceived notions are by definition different from the preconceived notions of the next person. Sure, there will be some overlap with people of the same culture, gender, age group, education, and socioeconomic status, but ultimately, your point of view was forged by your individual life experiences.

However, if everybody has different ideas about God, doesn't that cancel them all as false? What makes you think that your particular view is correct and everybody else is wrong?

This is what I really appreciate about Landover Baptists. You might find some of their views to be somewhat harsh, but at least they are honest: they accept the Holy Bible as the only source of knowledge about God, and they stick to it, without disregarding parts that seem cruel or even immoral.


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