JoannaTheFaithful has announced her return in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=109213 (It's in the "Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women" forum, so be careful when you go there: I don't want those women being upset by anything! You've no idea how long it took me to get rid of one of them the other month.)
Anyway, I am mentioning this in confidence to you men, as I though that JoannaTheFaithful was the batshit one who walled herself up Anchorite-fashion in the groundskeeper's shed and kept on having "visions of angels" and screaming out verses from Jeremiah!
If I recall correctly, her visions were found to be caused by the slightly off-date cheese she lived on and no further action was taken.
I've been round to the shed/"anchorite cell" and found that it's empty save for Pastor Elmer White's ride-on lawnmower.
Have I got this right? JoannaTheFaithful seems quite sane in her introduction thread - perhaps the prayers for her recovery worked! If they have, I'm sure we could use this in our publicity material.
If she's someone else, what happened to the woman in the shed/"anchorite cell"?