The data are in, and the Jesus thongs are intact!
A new report today issued by the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy shows that education programs that focus exclusively on abstinence successfully curb teen sex, whereas comprehensive programs of sex education are interpreted by teens as a command to "let the sap flow". Thank you Godly President Bush for spending millions upon millions of our tax dollars so wisely. Jesus is well pleased.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071107/...re_us/teen_sex