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CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-21-2007, 06:05 PM
I am excited about our Draw the Devil contest for kids of all ages! The grand prize is a weekend at the shooting range with Brothers Zeke and Bobby Joe.
Rules:
1 Drawings must be original works, but you may start with a photo of someone and add enhancements by hand if you wish.
2 Heathens who use the contest as a way to ridicule GOD or members of our Godly Republican Party will receive 142 warning points and a guest appearance as a target at our shooting range.
Now have at it kids!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-21-2007, 06:13 PM
Here is more of a picture that could use a few enhancements. I recall that I did some creative work with it before the demons attacked our old board....
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-21-2007, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I am excited about our Draw the Devil contest for kids of all ages! The grand prize is a weekend at the shooting range with Brothers Zeke and Bobby Joe.
Rules:
1 Drawings must be original works, but you may start with a photo of someone and add enhancements by hand if you wish.
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I couldn't really change much on this picture, but here it is anyway!...
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-21-2007, 11:44 PM
Now she looks like Mary Tyler Moore Sister.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 12:05 AM
Oh 'll draw him!!!!I'll draw him!!!I'll give you my drawing just in a few minutes im doin it in photoshop, and possibly making an animation, so plz wait!!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 02:25 AM
I'm sure the Great Deceiver looks something like this...
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 05:56 AM
Oooh, I have one. The Pope is fair game, right? This isn't too great, but oh well, I did it in about 5 minutes.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
2 Heathens who use the contest as a way to ridicule GOD or members of our Godly Republican Party will receive 142 warning points and a guest appearance as a target at our shooting range.
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Aw, darn.
I must say though, there's something about Larry's Lee's entry which I like a lot.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 04:51 PM
im sorry rachel!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SinisterPizza
Oooh, I have one. The Pope is fair game, right? This isn't too great, but oh well, I did it in about 5 minutes.
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Considerably less menacing than the original, really.
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im sorry rachel!
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For once in your life, I believe you may be in with a very good chance of winning a contest that doesn't have "special" in its title.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
For once in your life, I believe you may be in with a very good chance of winning a contest that doesn't have "special" in its title.
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thank u i thought it was safer coz i didnt know what picture woouldn't make the christins mad.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-22-2007, 11:33 PM
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im sorry rachel!
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ROFL.
Shouldn't you have a few flies buzzing around my head though?
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-23-2007, 12:07 AM
Here is my entry. Sorry, Glendora, I tried not to do it, but I just couldn't resist:
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-23-2007, 04:35 PM
Here be my little conterbution. I calls it "debbil in nappy-headed ho form". Praise!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-23-2007, 11:28 PM
Hi. It's me again, i'm just asking for some image advises, for I need a good image to deform lol, plz give me one good advise, and, can i do more than 1?
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-24-2007, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah
Here be my little conterbution. I calls it "debbil in nappy-headed ho form". Praise!
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Now thats not very nice. Funny but not nice.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-24-2007, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Now thats not very nice. Funny but not nice.
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Kiki, when you add an avatar here, you can expect that it'll be defaced in one way or other sooner or later. You saw what Fallen Angel did with my avatar in this thread, and I have no doubt someone else probably will as well.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
04-24-2007, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Kiki, when you add an avatar here, you can expect that it'll be defaced in one way or other sooner or later. You saw what Fallen Angel did with my avatar in this thread, and I have no doubt someone else probably will as well.
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Ah well, all in fun right.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
05-08-2007, 06:14 PM
Is the contest still open? Here's some lizardthings:
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-19-2007, 03:16 AM
My son drew this:
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