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Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-14-2015, 03:31 AM
Ol' Governor Jerry just cannot seem to end the California draught. Governors since the beginning of the U. S. have prayed for rain and their draughts ended. Gov. Moonbeam has not noticed this.
It is almost written in every Governor's job description that he must do some public praying. Moonbeam thinks that because he is a liberal atheist it is not required of him.
Californians are the losers here. They would all be helped by some rain but their Governor has signed on with another team. It's called Satan's Fire.
http://calwatchdog.com/2014/01/10/br...-make-it-rain/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-17-2015, 02:46 AM
I don't believe it would do any good, God hates the governor and the state.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-19-2015, 01:44 AM
I'm wondering if we could start a national campaign asking Gov. Moonbeam to pray. Maybe thousands of signatures and messages would turn him to Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-19-2015, 02:03 AM
Christians have long expected the Lord to smite the wretches who inhabit godless California. We have been expecting Him to send earthquakes and volcanos to cause California to slide into the sea and possibly a great wave to wash clean the remaining land. God has decided, in His infinite wisdom, to simply withhold the rain and snow. The end of California is likely finally in sight. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-19-2015, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Christians have long expected the Lord to smite the wretches who inhabit godless California. We have been expecting Him to send earthquakes and volcanos to cause California to slide into the sea and possibly a great wave to wash clean the remaining land. God has decided, in His infinite wisdom, to simply withhold the rain and snow. The end of California is likely finally in sight. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
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Amen, Brother. God despises California for it's long history of rampant perversion (tittie bars and limp-wristed nancyboys are everywhere), it's open embrace of narcotic use (the marijuana is grown in elementary school playgrounds), and Hellywood, center of the West Coast chapter of Big Jewery. This is why He has in His infinite love been sending all manner of earthquakes, tidal waves, massive fires and fatal diseases to California for hundreds of years now.
Not to mention the wetbacks.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-19-2015, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I'm wondering if we could start a national campaign asking Gov. Moonbeam to pray. Maybe thousands of signatures and messages would turn him to Jesus.
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I couldn't agree more! Even the sinners at Disney understand the effectiveness of praying for rain. So why doesn't Jerry Brown?
I blame Hillary Clinton. She is too busy not tipping hard working American Chipotle employees to notice what is really going on in America.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
04-27-2015, 11:26 PM
All the liberal leftists in California are claiming that the drought is being caused by global warming. Of course, all right-thinking Americans know that global warming is a hoax, just like those ridiculous rumors that cigarette smoking causes cancer. Next thing you know, the alarmists will be claiming that drinking alcohol causes liver damage! Hah!
In fact, all True Christians know what is really causing the drought in California: solar energy! All those solar panels being installed on rooftops are drawing in the sunlight, sucking up the energy and warming the countryside. The result of this sinister "alternative" technology is to heat up the atmosphere, reducing the snowfall in the mountains and thus leading to water shortages.
Let's face it - we always knew that solar is a weapon! Even the Catholics had the good sense to persecute Galileo when he claimed that the Earth revolves around the sun. That's right, the pro-sun lobby has been around for centuries, plotting ways to kill your children with their sinister "solar power."
ISIS terrorists use solar energy to murder Christians
Muslim college student making a backyard solar weapon
There's a reason why both the sun and Satan begin with an S. The sun is where Hell is located - it's Satan's home. And even scientists admit that the sun is slowly growing in size, getting hotter and will eventually consume the Earth.
Satan's home: the sun threatens the Earth
Fortunately, the Lord has put a weapon at our disposal for fighting the Satanic solar forces: clean coal. As long as we burn coal, we can stop the solar terrorists. My company's lobbyists are working hard to move the liberal-dominated congress to realize that the only decent thing to do is to make solar energy illegal. Please, write your congressman today and tell him that it's time we put the solar energy genie back in the bottle. We need to do this now to protect future generations! Remember - it's for the children! And we Christians love children, which is why we have so many of them. Only liberals hate children.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
05-04-2015, 09:19 PM
He had better read Jeremiah 14:22 "Are there any among the vanities of the Gentiles that can cause rain? or can the heavens give showers? art not thou he, O Lord our God? therefore we will wait upon thee: for thou hast made all these things"
Jeremiah 14 describes the drought in Judah, which may be similar to California's.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
05-04-2015, 11:47 PM
Why have we not categorized California as a hate group? Think of all the ass sex.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
05-05-2015, 12:25 AM
Why am I not in the least bit surprised God is baking California. He tried to use Earth quakes to get the hippies to disperse, so now he is going to over run the place with Godless messicans and dry out the crystal worshiping reefer heads.
Everyone knows praying to Jesus is the only way to True Salvation™. You'd think by now those people would of learned that religious fakery is hokum.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
05-05-2015, 03:36 PM
I cannot agree more that meditating with crystals to accumulate magic power is fundamentally different from worshiping the risen King of Kings. However, God hates the cult of California so much that it will take a great deal of prayer to establish an authentic relationship with Jesus, the sort that is necessary for such prayers to be answered.
California is the gayest of the fifty American states and is the Mexico of Oregon, which makes it basically the lowest sort of debauchery. Still, all things are possible through Christ, and if Governor Moonbeam would repent and humbly kneel before the Lord, it would save his heathen constituency a great deal of torment.
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Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain. -
05-06-2015, 12:27 AM
I look over the news from California everyday to see if Brown has started praying. Each day, instead of prayer, there are more requests for handouts.
Senator Diane Beerstein is working over Washington for a socialist handout:
http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-...le4034913.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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