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10-13-2007, 03:56 AM
U-tube is no longer for pirating nude scenes from movies and showing cell phone camera films of girls on exercise bikes. A brave band of TRUE Christians™ are staking a claim for Jesus in this new region of cyber space.
Here Sister Jack-lyn sends a video message to a kitten killing atheist.
Support Sister Jack-lyn in her Godly work.
Tip of the hat to cavinaugh17 for bring this to my attention.
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10-13-2007, 04:05 AM
I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-13-2007, 04:19 AM
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I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
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Her use of foul invective is disturbing, leading one to also suspect that her engorged mammarys are not exactly filled with the milk of human kindness of the Lord. On the other hand, we here at Landover must be stern in our warnings and ministry to the unsaved.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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10-13-2007, 04:22 AM
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Her use of foul invective is disturbing, leading one to also suspect that her engorged mammarys are not exactly filled with the milk of human kindness of the Lord. On the other hand, we here at Landover must be stern in our warnings and ministry to the unsaved.
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Yes, MEN must be stern. It is a shame for a woman to speak in church.....or at all for that matter. I hope that stuff Sister Seeker found really works. It'd sure save me money on superglue which is what I use now to keep Ching Lee's flytrap shut.
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-13-2007, 05:41 AM
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Yes, MEN must be stern. It is a shame for a woman to speak in church.....or at all for that matter. I hope that stuff Sister Seeker found really works. It'd sure save me money on superglue which is what I use now to keep Ching Lee's flytrap shut.
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Forgive me for speaking, Pastor Pistle, but I just had to say, what a shame it is this sister who obviously had good intentions had to spoil it with her language.
Those Godless athians need a good slap upside the head, but so, it would seem, does sister Jack-lyn.
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10-13-2007, 06:23 AM
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Forgive me for speaking, Pastor Pistle, but I just had to say, what a shame it is this sister who obviously had good intentions had to spoil it with her language.
Those Godless athians need a good slap upside the head, but so, it would seem, does sister Jack-lyn.
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Yes and it looks like she is trying to read from a script. The video cuts out every time she loses her train of thought, which is about every six seconds. Dumb bimbo.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-13-2007, 07:20 AM
After watching her chest video again, and after some reflection, I do believe this woman to be heaving driven by True Christian™ divine revelation.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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10-13-2007, 07:29 AM
Still, we want to encourage the -message-.
I would not rebuke her too much. And oh, what I cannot say:
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Foul language won't win hearts, young lady.
Otherwise, all good and correct.
Thank you for speaking up for the truth.
YIC,
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10-13-2007, 07:42 AM
Someone call the sanitarium. Clearly, we're dealing with an escapee here, and be careful, she seems to be armed with some kind of....oh, those are just her boobs.
What a fruitloop.
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10-13-2007, 07:50 AM
She don't talk like a proper lady. And those things which are so shamelessly hanging out don't look like what God gave her, neither. She's trying to make a case for the Lord, but it ain't happening, with that language, and my word, I do believe she's gotten into her Daddy's liquor cabinet! Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?
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10-13-2007, 09:02 AM
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She don't talk like a proper lady. And those things which are so shamelessly hanging out don't look like what God gave her, neither.
She's trying to make a case for the Lord, but it ain't happening, with that language, and my word, I do believe she's gotten into her Daddy's liquor cabinet!
Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?
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I'm gonna break my prose up in poetickal ways and this means taking out the commas:
Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?
I thought that too Miss Maisie. I am more interested
in message. Message is everything. Forget
foul words and P.U.I. Forget almost all except for the mess-
age. And the breasts
really should
not be out there like that. Christina Apple-
gate at the age of eighteen
but without the god-
less qualities comes
to mind. These things stir
the intellect one way
or the other. Thighs
thank God: missing from the video.
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Poetryness is part of Godlyness
Good day Miss Maisie,
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10-13-2007, 09:25 AM
Speaking of you-tube, does anyone know if that video of Barack Obama performing fellatio on a dog while the entire Democratic National Committee stand around cheering in Arabic is still up, or has that been taken down?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-13-2007, 04:32 PM
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I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
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I don't think Sister Jack-Lyn was being foul mouth. I think she was warning those atheist scum what awaits them if they don't repent; being f*cked by Satan. I have seen that dutch atheist homer with his sneering blue eyes and sternly cut blond hair and I agree with Sister Jack-Lyn; this Razoorsharp fellow deserves to be f*cked good and hard. I rejouce at the day Jesus orders His warrior angels to strap Razoorsharp down to a table and Satan takes his barbed tallywacker to Razoorsharp's backside.
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-13-2007, 06:10 PM
The language was a little harsh for me; but she did make some strong points. I really liked how she pointed out the important things in the Old Testament like the story of creation and Noah's Ark; then attacked the atheists for their shallow reliance on logic and rationality. I was cheering her on at that point. She made a lot of sense.
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10-13-2007, 06:20 PM
Even so, brothers, it is not up to women to teach the Word of God. As you all saw, probably several times, she cannot quote from the Bible at all. I'm sorry, but I must insist that this sort of invective must never be used by women at all, much less WHEN SPEAKING TO A MAN, even an ATHIEN!
If she MUST talk like that, she needs to do so in a convent or in a house full of MOOSLUMS, NOT in public.
I rebuke her in the name of JESUS!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-13-2007, 06:30 PM
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I rebuke her in the name of JESUS!
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Well that's good enough for me. She can go straight to hell.
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10-13-2007, 09:29 PM
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Well that's good enough for me. She can go straight to hell.
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AMEN! I wasn't fonda her language in the first place, but what Pastah Al had said just really hit the nail on the head fo' me.
Anyway, when it come to the youtubes, I enjoy watchin' this young man. Firsta all, he be a man, so they do not be nothin' wrong with him gettin' on there and preachin'. And secondly, he be teachin' folks in a way that they be able to unnerstand without usin' the foul language or waterin' down the Lord's Message. Only problem I haves with him be that he wear that mask, but I think he do that so that the young ladies not gonna be lustin' ovah him since he be so full of the Truth ™!
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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10-13-2007, 09:42 PM
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AMEN! I wasn't fonda her language in the first place, but what Pastah Al had said just really hit the nail on the head fo' me.
Anyway, when it come to the youtubes, I enjoy watchin' this young man. Firsta all, he be a man, so they do not be nothin' wrong with him gettin' on there and preachin'. And secondly, he be teachin' folks in a way that they be able to unnerstand without usin' the foul language or waterin' down the Lord's Message. Only problem I haves with him be that he wear that mask, but I think he do that so that the young ladies not gonna be lustin' ovah him since he be so full of the Truth ™!
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Why is that homer wearing a mask like a damn mudslum? I wish I had a video camera. My sermons make PDFs look like Winnie-the-poo!
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-13-2007, 10:34 PM
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Why is that homer wearing a mask like a damn mudslum? I wish I had a video camera. My sermons make PDFs look like Winnie-the-poo!
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I was wondering the same thing about the fabric-face, Pastor Al! He wasn't all that articulate, either. The girl in the other video is drunk and unladylike, makes me want to smack her! Seems neither one of em makes a very convincing witness for our blessed JESUS.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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10-14-2007, 01:54 AM
since when is being a drunk a sin? Did I miss something?
I'm offended by her bad nail job. A real True Christian would have nice clean, French tip nails............Like me.
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