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U-tube is no longer for pirating nude scenes from movies and showing cell phone camera films of girls on exercise bikes. A brave band of TRUE Christians™ are staking a claim for Jesus in this new region of cyber space.

Here Sister Jack-lyn sends a video message to a kitten killing atheist.



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I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.

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I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
Her use of foul invective is disturbing, leading one to also suspect that her engorged mammarys are not exactly filled with the milk of human kindness of the Lord. On the other hand, we here at Landover must be stern in our warnings and ministry to the unsaved.

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Her use of foul invective is disturbing, leading one to also suspect that her engorged mammarys are not exactly filled with the milk of human kindness of the Lord. On the other hand, we here at Landover must be stern in our warnings and ministry to the unsaved.
Yes, MEN must be stern. It is a shame for a woman to speak in church.....or at all for that matter. I hope that stuff Sister Seeker found really works. It'd sure save me money on superglue which is what I use now to keep Ching Lee's flytrap shut.

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Yes, MEN must be stern. It is a shame for a woman to speak in church.....or at all for that matter. I hope that stuff Sister Seeker found really works. It'd sure save me money on superglue which is what I use now to keep Ching Lee's flytrap shut.
Forgive me for speaking, Pastor Pistle, but I just had to say, what a shame it is this sister who obviously had good intentions had to spoil it with her language.
Those Godless athians need a good slap upside the head, but so, it would seem, does sister Jack-lyn.
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Forgive me for speaking, Pastor Pistle, but I just had to say, what a shame it is this sister who obviously had good intentions had to spoil it with her language.
Those Godless athians need a good slap upside the head, but so, it would seem, does sister Jack-lyn.
Yes and it looks like she is trying to read from a script. The video cuts out every time she loses her train of thought, which is about every six seconds. Dumb bimbo.

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After watching her chest video again, and after some reflection, I do believe this woman to be heaving driven by True Christian™ divine revelation.

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Still, we want to encourage the -message-.

I would not rebuke her too much. And oh, what I cannot say:
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Someone call the sanitarium. Clearly, we're dealing with an escapee here, and be careful, she seems to be armed with some kind of....oh, those are just her boobs.
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She don't talk like a proper lady. And those things which are so shamelessly hanging out don't look like what God gave her, neither. She's trying to make a case for the Lord, but it ain't happening, with that language, and my word, I do believe she's gotten into her Daddy's liquor cabinet! Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?
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She don't talk like a proper lady. And those things which are so shamelessly hanging out don't look like what God gave her, neither.
She's trying to make a case for the Lord, but it ain't happening, with that language, and my word, I do believe she's gotten into her Daddy's liquor cabinet!
Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?
I'm gonna break my prose up in poetickal ways and this means taking out the commas:


Could I be correct in assuming this lady's had too much to drink?

I thought that too Miss Maisie. I am more interested

in message. Message is everything. Forget

foul words and P.U.I. Forget almost all except for the mess-

age. And the breasts

really should

not be out there like that. Christina Apple-

gate at the age of eighteen

but without the god-

less qualities comes

to mind. These things stir

the intellect one way

or the other. Thighs

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Speaking of you-tube, does anyone know if that video of Barack Obama performing fellatio on a dog while the entire Democratic National Committee stand around cheering in Arabic is still up, or has that been taken down?

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I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
I don't think Sister Jack-Lyn was being foul mouth. I think she was warning those atheist scum what awaits them if they don't repent; being f*cked by Satan. I have seen that dutch atheist homer with his sneering blue eyes and sternly cut blond hair and I agree with Sister Jack-Lyn; this Razoorsharp fellow deserves to be f*cked good and hard. I rejouce at the day Jesus orders His warrior angels to strap Razoorsharp down to a table and Satan takes his barbed tallywacker to Razoorsharp's backside.


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The language was a little harsh for me; but she did make some strong points. I really liked how she pointed out the important things in the Old Testament like the story of creation and Noah's Ark; then attacked the atheists for their shallow reliance on logic and rationality. I was cheering her on at that point. She made a lot of sense.
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Default Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the - 10-13-2007, 06:20 PM
Even so, brothers, it is not up to women to teach the Word of God. As you all saw, probably several times, she cannot quote from the Bible at all. I'm sorry, but I must insist that this sort of invective must never be used by women at all, much less WHEN SPEAKING TO A MAN, even an ATHIEN!

If she MUST talk like that, she needs to do so in a convent or in a house full of MOOSLUMS, NOT in public.

I rebuke her in the name of JESUS!

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Well that's good enough for me. She can go straight to hell.
AMEN! I wasn't fonda her language in the first place, but what Pastah Al had said just really hit the nail on the head fo' me.

Anyway, when it come to the youtubes, I enjoy watchin' this young man. Firsta all, he be a man, so they do not be nothin' wrong with him gettin' on there and preachin'. And secondly, he be teachin' folks in a way that they be able to unnerstand without usin' the foul language or waterin' down the Lord's Message. Only problem I haves with him be that he wear that mask, but I think he do that so that the young ladies not gonna be lustin' ovah him since he be so full of the Truth™!

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AMEN! I wasn't fonda her language in the first place, but what Pastah Al had said just really hit the nail on the head fo' me.

Anyway, when it come to the youtubes, I enjoy watchin' this young man. Firsta all, he be a man, so they do not be nothin' wrong with him gettin' on there and preachin'. And secondly, he be teachin' folks in a way that they be able to unnerstand without usin' the foul language or waterin' down the Lord's Message. Only problem I haves with him be that he wear that mask, but I think he do that so that the young ladies not gonna be lustin' ovah him since he be so full of the Truth™!
Why is that homer wearing a mask like a damn mudslum? I wish I had a video camera. My sermons make PDFs look like Winnie-the-poo!

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Why is that homer wearing a mask like a damn mudslum? I wish I had a video camera. My sermons make PDFs look like Winnie-the-poo!
I was wondering the same thing about the fabric-face, Pastor Al! He wasn't all that articulate, either. The girl in the other video is drunk and unladylike, makes me want to smack her! Seems neither one of em makes a very convincing witness for our blessed JESUS.


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since when is being a drunk a sin? Did I miss something?

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