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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-03-2007, 12:19 AM
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The SK was a cartoon. First episode was aired on 9/11/...
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And I suppose you expect us to believe that's just a "coincidence".
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-03-2007, 03:58 PM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should be burned and banned all round the world.
These mutants represent a mentality which include vigilanticism.
Only the Lord may Punish those who deserve it. Praise the Lord! Help the Lord and boycot TMNT and destroy it!
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How can you smite them when they're not real?
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-03-2007, 07:54 PM
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How can you smite them when they're not real?
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Shut up. If we had not smited them, some jap would have cloned them by now.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-03-2007, 11:35 PM
Dude! They're not real! Things that are not real cannot be cloned! You didn't smite anything! Donny, Mikey, Leo and Raph have been around for thirty-five freaking years! They actually used to have a sister.... I think she only lasted half a season but don't quote me on that.
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-03-2007, 11:39 PM
And, yes, BT that is just a coincidence.... The guys who created the SK were American and it was aired on the Turner Brodcasting Networks (i.e. cartoon network... various local channels). After two seasons it was canceled. It didn't sell enough products. Thing was, you really had to look to find them. Only a serious fan would have been able to find them.
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-05-2007, 02:47 PM
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Dude! They're not real! Things that are not real cannot be cloned! You didn't smite anything! Donny, Mikey, Leo and Raph have been around for thirty-five freaking years! They actually used to have a sister.... I think she only lasted half a season but don't quote me on that.
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Seeing as they were Italians, I don't think anyone, human or turtle, could take that much incestuous fornication and survive for much more than half a season.
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And, yes, BT that is just a coincidence.... The guys who created the SK were American and it was aired on the Turner Brodcasting Networks (i.e. cartoon network... various local channels).
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So, it was made by JEWS and first aired on 9/11? How can you even try and deny the conspiracy going on here, Astrid?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-06-2007, 10:24 PM
Hon, one the Turtles were not Italian. Their names were. Two, Neither one had any feelings for Venus (I think that was her name... It started with a "V") that is just gross and we all know it.
The SWAT Kats were not a conspiracy for 9/11 that was just absurd. 9/11 was tragic, but that's as wacky as trying to say the Government did it. How do you even come by that assumption? Your crazy logic? A child's cartoon! Honestly!
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Re: The Lord hates TMNT! SMITE TMNT -
10-06-2007, 10:54 PM
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Hon, one the Turtles were not Italian. Their names were.
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What, so you're claiming the Papist weirdos who created this show were deliberately trying to mislead small children?
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Two, Neither one had any feelings for Venus (I think that was her name... It started with a "V")...
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I'll let that speak for itself.
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The SWAT Kats were not a conspiracy for 9/11 that was just absurd. 9/11 was tragic, but that's as wacky as trying to say the Government did it. How do you even come by that assumption? Your crazy logic? A child's cartoon! Honestly!
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Honey, have you ever read a book called "the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?"
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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