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Default The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races - 09-16-2007, 03:48 AM

The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races

Everybody knows that Darwin was on a cruise in the Galapogus Islands when he invented evolution.

Everybody also knows that a long enough time at sea will result in even the staunchest Christian men experimenting with sodomy. Add to this a stop in some steamy exotic port filled with strangely-colored prostitutes and you can understand how Darwin's cruise on the Beagle was actually an odyssey into debauchery and depraved sin.

While in a Brazillian house of ill repute, Darwin aquired a taste for "dark meat". While there is nothing inherently sinful in this (half of the Song of Solomon consists of a Godly man praising the sexual functionality of the negress body*) it is obvious that Darwin's fetish soon became a love affair.

Darwin, now a negro-lover, had to find some way to claim that there was a hope that someday the negro species might someday be as good as humans. The Victorian notion of "civilizing the savage" was at this point in the process of disproving itself, so a new theory had to be made. So Darwin invented evolution: "rats transformed into monkeys, monkeys transformed into negros, and then negros transformed into jews which transformed into humans!"

The result has been all sorts of madness: vegetarians refuse to eat cows for fear their hamburger might evolve into a person, devil-rockers raise money for Africa, thinking that by the time the money arrives the negros will have evolved into people, and most absurd of all, pet owners replace children with pets, thinking that their animal will evolve and spare them the Biblically commanded pain of Childbirth! (Genesis 3:16)

In short, Darwin invented evolution to exploit humanity's age-old question: where did all these disgusting brown people come from and what the heck are they for, anyway? The best way to eliminate evolution is to answer this question once and for all.

In the beginning, God created Adam, in his own likeness. In short, Adam was like God's twin brother - in modern terms, he was God's "clone". The God took Adam's rib, and used to to create a female twin, or "clone" in the form of Eve.

So Adam, Eve and God would have looked identical, with the exception of gender differences for Eve. What did they look like? Well, seeing as they speak English, they would have been Caucasian, most likely blonde and blue-eyed. From Adam and Eve decended all of humanity.

But wait, if we're all decended from a pair of identical twins, we should all be indentical to Adam and Eve in every way. Anything else would mean evolution would have to be happening. So where did all these unGodly "genes" come from?

There are two sources. The other races could have been animals from the Garden of Eden, those same animals Adam gave names to in Genesis 2:19. Just look at the names of the sub-races: "wetbacks", "negros" (knee-grows, refering to the length of the sin-stick), "camel-humpers" these were the names Adam gave to these particular animals, after a long day of animal-naming, when he was tired and running out of ideas.

But where do intelligent, scheming, devious sub-races come from? Surely God would not have created something as dangerous as the Semites (Jews and Arabs). Well, everything has to be created by something, and if it's not created by God, it's created by Satan.

(Of course, many of us are only part-animal or part-satanic, for example blond people with green eyes.)

Some people who have heard my theory have gotten angry, and disagreed with me, but nobody has ever given a reasonale, Bible-based refutation. The logic is flawless:

1. God Created Adam in the image of God
2. God created Eve in the image of Adam, meaning, also in the image of God
3. Since evolution does not exist, all 6.5 billion people on Earth should be exactly like Adam and Eve
4. Yet they aren't
5. Therefore anyone who doesn't look exactly like Adam or Eve, is either an animal or a creation of Satan

Don't give me any "God created races after the tower of Babel" this is not in the Bible, and if God suddenly created the ancestors of 99.9999% of humanity in a miracle, would be written in the Bible. Arguments without Biblical citations will automatically lose the debate!

Notes:

Song Of Solomon:

1:5 I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
1:6 Look not upon me, because I am black...


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Sounds like "The island of Dr. Moreau".


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Sounds like "The island of Dr. Moreau".
Haven't seen it. It's French, I take it? I refuse to watch anything with subtitles unless Mel Gibson directed it. Could you give me a plot synopsis?


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Default Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races - 09-17-2007, 02:54 AM

But preacher wern't the nigras all son's of cain. So maybe this darkening of these "humans", is a direct consequence of there forefathers forsaking the word of God. Thats why most Joo's turned darker. They forsake the messiah, Or Lord and savior Jesus Christ. And the wetbacks are a mix of native americans and the nigra slaves. So they sinned on both counts. Thats probably why there all that pagan inspired Catlick.

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So maybe this darkening of these "humans", is a direct consequence of there forefathers forsaking the word of God. Thats why most Joo's turned darker.
If that happened, it would be evolution. When miracles happen, the Bible records it. When a son of Ham lies with a chimp in some African cesspit, it's not worthy of being written about in the Bible, but still a worthy subject for Creation Scientists to research, with the help of a 5.2 million dollar Department of Faith-Based Social Services grant.


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Re-reading this thread reminded me of something I had read before on the internet. This article about 'sex with dolphins' may show how the lower races were conceived.


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Re-reading this thread reminded me of something I had read before on the internet. This article about 'sex with dolphins' may show how the lower races were conceived.
Uh...Interesting.

Now, I've not been close to a "round-eyed" (so to speak) woman for a long time now, and I understand that sailors after a long time at sea would tell tales of "spawning" with mermaids...

No, that's just too weird. I'd have sex with one of the Pakistani cooks (God bless their bacon-frying skills) before I go crazy enough to have sex with seafood.

Who would be the offspring of these depraved blowhole acts? Not negros, since they can't swim. But the article proves that to a hardened sinner anything is possible. Where there's a will, there's a willy.


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Who would be the offspring of these depraved blowhole acts?
The Bible answers all questions, friend.

From the freakishly depraved article:

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries...

From the wonderful and perfect Bible:

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. - Ezekiel 23:20

We have just discovered the pre-history of Egypt. We have just done in a few minutes what hundreds of scientists with millions of dollars have failed to do!


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Default Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races - 09-19-2007, 08:01 PM

You know what I think the biggest proof of intelligent design is? Flies. In Iraq.

I mean, this place is a desert. According to scientists, animals "evolve" in places where there's stuff to eat, right? So what do they say Iraqi flies eat? Sand?

Just to give you an idea of how many flies there are here: I'm right outside the "assasin's gate" (that's one of the Green Zone's gates, no idea how it got that name) and right under a tree there's a mom and 4 kids, just sleeping there in the shade. Now, while I'm mentally congradulating President Bush for creating an Iraq so safe and secure that a mom and kids can sleep in the middle of a city without fear of even being pickpocketed, I notice that their hands and faces were absolutely CRAWLING with flies! I couldn't see an inch of skin on them, just flies EVERYWHERE!

It's clear that God has sent a plague of flies to punish the Iranian soldiers who are infiltrating Iraq. There sure weren't this many flies back in 2003 when we arrived.


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Just to give you an idea of how many flies there are here: I'm right outside the "assasin's gate" (that's one of the Green Zone's gates, no idea how it got that name) and right under a tree there's a mom and 4 kids, just sleeping there in the shade. Now, while I'm mentally congradulating President Bush for creating an Iraq so safe and secure that a mom and kids can sleep in the middle of a city without fear of even being pickpocketed, I notice that their hands and faces were absolutely CRAWLING with flies! I couldn't see an inch of skin on them, just flies EVERYWHERE!
Brother Trent, it does my heart good to hear that the Surge is working. Indeed, in many TV videos and on the Internet, I see Iraqis sleeping in the streets, undisturbed. I guess that this time of year, it's pretty hot, so I don't blame them for taking a siesta.

And I want to take this opportunity to send you my blessings for all the fine work you're doing for our nation, spreading democracy, painting schools, and keeping oil at under $100/barrel. If only we had more fine young men like you in God's Army, what a wonderfull world this would be.

Keep spreading Jesus's love to those misguided ragheads.

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Default Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races - 11-13-2007, 06:24 AM

Update: creation scientists have finally solved the mystery behind where the asian/mongoloid race comes from. Turns out it happened when humans interbred with lizards. That's why Mongoloiuds commit lizard-like acts, such as the Virginia Tech shooting:



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Default Re: The Truth behind Darwin and the sub-races - 04-17-2008, 04:59 PM

The Darwin archives have been digitized and are now available online:
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Darwin Manuscripts Evolve From Paper Notes to Online Archive

The manuscripts that later became On The Origin of Species are going online for the first time. The good guys at the Cambridge University library, who were the only people with access beforehand, have put Charles Darwin's notes on his book and another 20,000 archive items online, turning it into one vast educational/scientific resource. Apparently it's actually so vast that if you downloaded one image a minute, it'd take you two months to view it all.

The hosting site, Darwin Online, went live 18 months ago, but largely held just the final product publications of Darwin's lifelong research interests. With the addition of the new material, people will now be able to read his notes, his notes on reference reading he'd done, interesting press clippings he kept and private communications with others.

There're some gems in there too: his first scribblings doubting the "stability" of the species, made on his voyage aboard Beagle; his first pencil outline of the species theory, all 61 pages of it (about half crossed-out as his writing progressed). There's even a memo written by his wife Emma, concerned about Charles' religious doubts.

Apparently the archive, stored as images of the texts, will be most useful to Darwin scholars, due to his notoriously scribbly handwriting. But if you're into cooking, then there's also some recipes for muffin pudding and other dishes from Emma, and instructions on how to boil rice from Charles himself. [Darwin Online, New Scientist and BBC News]
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Darwin's first draft goes online


Darwin's theory on evolution influenced many science disciplines


The first draft of a book which changed the world's attitude to evolution is available for the first time online.

Papers which led to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution were previously only available to scholars at Cambridge University's library. The draft notes are among 20,000 archive items created by the 19th Century naturalist during his lifetime.

Dr John van Wyhe, a Darwin specialist at Cambridge University, said: "He changed our understanding of nature."

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The online archive about Charles Darwin is so vast it would take someone two months to view it all if they downloaded one image per minute. "His papers reveal how immensely detailed his researches were. The family has always wanted Darwin's papers and manuscripts to be available to anyone who wants to read them," said Dr van Wyhe. "The fact that everyone around the world can now see them on the web is simply fantastic. "Charles Darwin is one of the most influential scientists in history. The collection of his papers now online is extremely important and therefore very exciting. "This release makes his private papers, mountains of notes, experiments and research behind his world-changing publications available to the world for free."


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