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10-14-2007, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
since when is being a drunk a sin? Did I miss something?
I'm offended by her bad nail job. A real True Christian would have nice clean, French tip nails............Like me.
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Sister, suppose you and I get a video camera and testify for JESUS together? You can show your nails and I can spank you for your evil ways.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-14-2007, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Sister, suppose you and I get a video camera and testify for JESUS together? You can show your nails and I can spank you for your evil ways.
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Of course Pastor. You know I'll do anything for you!
PRAISE JESUS!
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-14-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
since when is being a drunk a sin? Did I miss something?
I'm offended by her bad nail job. A real True Christian would have nice clean, French tip nails............Like me.
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Perhaps a ball gag would be more becoming for Sister Sister Jack-Lyn.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-14-2007, 03:02 AM
Hold on a second here..
I watched a bit of this harlot's rant, and after a while she says:
"We know that because of Jesus none of that s*it in the OT is valid anymore." (or something along those blasphemous lines.)
FALSE CHRISTIAN ALERT!
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-14-2007, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I saw that but the sister seems to need someone to slap her across the mouth a few times and feed her a bar of soap.
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She seems to enjoy touching herself alot.
I wonder if she kisses her mother with that mouth?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-14-2007, 09:55 AM
Where is her husband!!! I hope he's away doing the Lords work in Guantanamo, or Iraqistan - otherwise there's no excuse to allow this drunken harlot and her potty mouth in front of a camera.
If I was her husband I'd be sticking something in her mouth to keep her quiet.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-15-2007, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Hold on a second here ..
I watched a bit of this harlot's rant, and after a while she says:
"We know that because of Jesus none of that s*it in the OT is valid anymore." (or something along those blasphemous lines.)
FALSE CHRISTIAN ALERT!
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18
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Hmmm, I noticed that part right off the bat, Brother SS!
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
The little twit needs to get sober, and butt-kicked back to the kitchen to bake pies, where she belongs!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: TRUE Christian™ Woman tells Atheists what Jesus thinks of the -
10-15-2007, 04:18 AM
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Of course Pastor. You know I'll do anything for you!
PRAISE JESUS!
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Sister, I am overwhelmed by the FIRE in your soul for JESUS. I can almost feel the heat from here. But sadly, we must each bear our own cross just as JESUS did. The cross I bear is that every TRUE CHRISTIAN™ woman loves JESUS so much that she wants to assist me in making the monthly video demonstrating how SATAN wants to defile your womanly bits. We have tried to accommodate all of the good sisters over the years but, in an effort to become more relevant, we have had to change the requirements. Effective immediately, only your thirteen and fourteen year-old daughters can actually be in the video with me. The mothers must do the narration, and you must have a sufficiently dramatic and clear voice to be considered.
I wish to express my deep sorrow to those women who were not chosen, but please bring your daughters....(twins are a big plus), by the studio Tuesday and Thursday afternoons for live auditions.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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