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Default "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-24-2014, 06:12 AM

Glory and Praise God. In another searing WND exclusive, Linda Harvey blows the lid off the sodomy racket by saying what each and every True Christian™ already knows: that there is no such thing as a homosexual. The reason sodomites are so violent, noisy, and angry all the time isn't that they're oppressed; it's that deep down they know their existence is a sham! And nothing is more threatening to them than coming face to face with the normal person within.

In other words, they doth protest too much.

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Reality: Everyone is a heterosexual

Remember that Nobel Prize winner, the scientist who discovered the “gay” gene? I’m having trouble coming up with the name.

It’s because there is no such researcher, since nothing like a “gay gene” has been found. Surely, with the Western elites’ affection for “gay rights,” a Nobel Prize would be the reward if such a discovery were on record. If Barack HUSSEIN Obama can get one for doing nothing, this mythical researcher would be a shoe-in.

But it hasn’t happened and it won’t, because there’s a simple fact of human life: We are created to mate with someone of the opposite sex. Any other sexual practice is artificial and often harmful, and the confused folks with those desires need a reality check. It’s totally possible to leave it all in the past, as the world’s many ex-homosexuals have done.

But try to tell that to the Human Rights Campaign, GLAAD, and the various self-important “gay” bloggers. With claws and teeth exposed, the monster purveyors of “tolerance” try to come off as noble moralists, but confront them with the truth and the artifice falls. Their reactions are violent for a simple reason: fear.

They wonder if they might actually be heterosexuals after all.
Read the rest of her brilliant column here. She talks about Russia, Duck Dynasty, the recruitment agenda, and much more. It's a ruthless takedown of Big Buggery.

If God created people whose immutable nature damned them to Hellfire, He would truly be a sadistic psychopath. In reality, we are all born with the innate capacity to bond with the opposite sex, become one flesh, and create big, loving families in the name of Christ. Homosexuality isn't about who you are, but who and what you do. It's just another filthy sin that can be washed away in His precious blood.

1 John 3:5
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.

This also means "gays" who are not "out" are hiding inside two closets. How can they even breathe in there?


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Default Re: "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-24-2014, 04:42 PM

Well said, Sister! This is the only thing that makes sense, and probably why the homosexuals get so defensive when you talk about it. They're embarrassed. It's too bad they're so stubborn, because the LORD can deliver them from this self-imposed hell-on-earth if only they turn to Him.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-24-2014, 04:46 PM

Most queers are just looking for attention anyway. What they need is the sweet loving attention of Jesus Christ. Aren't the unsaved really just like unruly children with no guidance?


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Default Re: "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-24-2014, 05:01 PM

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Well said, Sister! This is the only thing that makes sense, and probably why the homosexuals get so defensive when you talk about it. They're embarrassed. It's too bad they're so stubborn, because the LORD can deliver them from this self-imposed hell-on-earth if only they turn to Him.
Exactly. Godly ex-sodomite ministries work:

[1 Corinthians 6:9-11 KJV] 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

Sadly, most ex-sodomite ministries are run by liberal false Christians, so they do not bear fruit.


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Default Re: "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-24-2014, 05:06 PM

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Glory and Praise God. In another searing WND exclusive, Linda Harvey blows the lid off the sodomy racket by saying what each and every True Christian™ already knows: that there is no such thing as a homosexual. The reason sodomites are so violent, noisy, and angry all the time isn't that they're oppressed; it's that deep down they know their existence is a sham! And nothing is more threatening to them than coming face to face with the normal person within.

In other words, they doth protest too much.

Read the rest of her brilliant column here. She talks about Russia, Duck Dynasty, the recruitment agenda, and much more. It's a ruthless takedown of Big Buggery.

If God created people whose immutable nature damned them to Hellfire, He would truly be a sadistic psychopath. In reality, we are all born with the innate capacity to bond with the opposite sex, become one flesh, and create big, loving families in the name of Christ. Homosexuality isn't about who you are, but who and what you do. It's just another filthy sin that can be washed away in His precious blood.

1 John 3:5
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.

This also means "gays" who are not "out" are hiding inside two closets. How can they even breathe in there?
That author seems to be a very smart lady, almost too smart for a mere woman.

Homosexuality is a dangerous contagious illness, and I think I have an idea how to protect our children from it. Since homosexuality seems to be pretty common among social animals (wolves, ducks, dolphins and some other 1500 species), but absent among solitary animals, it looks like socialization is a really big part of the homo problem. I propose educating our young in a space void of any social interaction, let's say in a cage in the basement. Not letting them out until they reach puberty will reassure that every teenager will turn out the way we all were created: eager to procreate with a person of opposite sex. Some people may object saying that such treatment of children would hinder developing their social skills, but tell me, what is more important: to have social skills or to be safely protected from the highly contagious gay illness?
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Default Re: "Gays are all closet heterosexuals." Thank GOD for Linda Harvey. - 01-25-2014, 04:44 AM

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That author seems to be a very smart lady, almost too smart for a mere woman.

Homosexuality is a dangerous contagious illness, and I think I have an idea how to protect our children from it. Since homosexuality seems to be pretty common among social animals (wolves, ducks, dolphins and some other 1500 species), but absent among solitary animals, it looks like socialization is a really big part of the homo problem. I propose educating our young in a space void of any social interaction, let's say in a cage in the basement. Not letting them out until they reach puberty will reassure that every teenager will turn out the way we all were created: eager to procreate with a person of opposite sex. Some people may object saying that such treatment of children would hinder developing their social skills, but tell me, what is more important: to have social skills or to be safely protected from the highly contagious gay illness?
That's good in theory, Miss Basilissa. But children do have lessons to learn, and they need to learn chores. Boys for instance must learn to chop the firewood, mow the lawns and hunt, and the girls need to learn to cook and clean. And they have to attend church every Sunday.
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