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Default Re: "Gay sex" is ALWAYS rape. - 11-11-2013, 10:29 AM

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ive had gay sex about 3 times. trust me its the best you have no idea

its so much fun

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Yes, it will be fun when your rectal passage is stretched to the size of the Mersey Tunnel, won't it. You can stop now while there is still time. I have nothing personal against you riding the hershey highway son, God does and He is very explicit when it comes to the punishment for homerism:

Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them

You're on the slippery slope to hell son, come and let Jesus enter you and fill you to bursting with His Love.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: "Gay sex" is ALWAYS rape. - 11-11-2013, 11:06 AM

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Yes, it will be fun when your rectal passage is stretched to the size of the Mersey Tunnel, won't it.
The associated incontinence and adult diapers at the age of 40 will be quite a harsh penalty!

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You're on the slippery slope to hell son, come and let Jesus enter you and fill you to bursting with His Love.
Heed these loving words of wisdom, before your abuse of nature and mockery of God lands you on the pole of Satan forever.




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