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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 11:14 AM
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Balderdash, Am I asking you to come watch?
(Before you say it, NO, I am NOT asking you to come watch!)
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You liberals and your semantic nitpicking. No-one cares as to whether you're asking us or inviting us, we just care about the fact that what you're doing makes Jesus cry.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 11:41 AM
And what I was trying to explain was that acceptable behavior to you is entirely what is written in some book.
It doesn't make any long-dead historical figure cry, it just wasn't written as being agreeable in some book!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
And what I was trying to explain was that acceptable behavior to you is entirely what is written in some book.
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I get it out of a book that happens to have been inspired by Almighty God. Unlike some people, I don't get it out of Das Kapital or On the Origin of Species.
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It doesn't make any long-dead historical figure cry, it just wasn't written as being agreeable in some book!
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I'll take the word of Jesus over yours as to what makes Him cry, thank you very much.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
12-01-2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
And Praise Jesus not a moment too soon. Stories like THIS one make me happy to be a True Christian and give thanks for the Godly influence of Jesus' hand-picked president, GWB. It seems that the jews have lost one war in the State of Washington.
Let me get this straight; a man had to die from being sodomized by a horse in order for the liebral tree-huggers in Washington to pass a law against the sin of bestiality!??
I'm going to ask the DOF to contact the woman mentioned above and get downloads of those photos of her boyfriend sodomizing the pit bull. We can use those to educate the children in Sunday School.
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Well, in the "Can the hellbound perverts get any sicker?" department, HERE is an update on that fellow who died from having sex with a horse. Believe it or not, some jew in Seattle made a movie out of it.
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Sundance picks Seattle film on horse-sex case
The Sundance Film Festival announced Wednesday that Seattle filmmaker Robinson Devor's documentary "Zoo" has been accepted into the 2007 festival's documentary competition. The film examines the widely reported case of an Enumclaw man who died in 2005 after having sex with a horse.
"Zoo" is one of 16 documentaries selected for competition (out of 856 submitted), all of which will screen as world premieres. Devor has had two previous films at Sundance: the made-in-Seattle drama "Police Beat," and "The Woman Chaser."
The Sundance Film Festival will take place Jan. 18-28 in Park City, Utah.
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Of course the well-known liebral homer Roberta Redford would jump at the chance to show such filth. That Sundance Festival is nothing but a few days of movies for queers, that's all.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
12-02-2006, 03:16 AM
This be one of the most DISGUSTING and DEMONIC ABOMINATIONS I has ever read (both bouts the dog and the horse)! Now ifin ya don't believe in DEMONIC POSSESSIONS after reading these stories just WHAT more PROOF does anyone out there needs? DEMONS do VILE and EVIL things! When they possess people those same DEMONS make people do the same kinds of VILE and EVIL things! DISGUSTING and SINFUL but what do we expect of all the HEATHEN that have OVERRUN the world today? ANY ABOMINATION no matter how DISGUSTING it is seems to go nowadays!
I thinks our Spiritual Mother hit it right on the head when she quoted from Leviticus 20:15, "And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast."
In the old days these PERVERTS would have been put to DEATH along with the VILE animal. But today BOTH live and even get press coverage! What an ABOMINATION! SINNERS! HEATHENS REPENT!! TURN TO JESUS YOUR ONLY SAVIOR!!
Good God ALMIGHTY!!
And as for that Sundance Festival all it is, is a convention for PERVERTS and DEGENERATES!! Sins and abominations in the EYES of the LORD!!
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
12-02-2006, 04:52 PM
People have known since 1980, when the My Little Pony craze began, that equines are all nothing but horse-faced, prancing Homer!-istical animals with not a shred of Decency to commend them.
Here, the Love Child of "Mr. Ed" and "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" dares to Rove around "mooning" Good Christians. Sickening.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
12-03-2006, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
People have known since 1980, when the My Little Pony craze began, that equines are all nothing but horse-faced, prancing Homer!-istical animals with not a shred of Decency to commend them.
Here, the Love Child of "Mr. Ed" and "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" dares to Rove around "mooning" Good Christians. Sickening.
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Disgusting animals! That right is reserved for GOD alone!
Exoudus 33:20 And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.
21 And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:
22 And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: 23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-01-2007, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Kay Dee
Have you seen what these disgusting bestial heathens have been using when they can't catch a critter? Get your sick bucket ready before you click the link...(deleted)
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HELLO, never post that disgusting muck on this GODLY board.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-01-2007, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
And what I was trying to explain was that acceptable behavior to you is entirely what is written in some book.
It doesn't make any long-dead historical figure cry, it just wasn't written as being agreeable in some book!
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The laws of the land are written in books. Get a grip.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-02-2007, 02:48 AM
You know MOPPETS...fact is...what a...MANnnn...does in his own home or bedroom IS his OWN business and I really DO NOT think that we need the SELF RIGHTEOUS PSYCHOTIC "do-gooders" legislating every detail of human behavior!!
If a man wants to have sex with a dog or a horse then what business is it of anyone else? Personally, I find such acts DIGUSTING (surprised my self righteous bible thumpers???) but I just don't think we need to legislate everything.
And, of yes, these are the WISE words from your friendly, transvestite SINNER, TwinkBoy...LMAO.
Chow Thumpers!
Twink
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-02-2007, 04:30 AM
Ah ha! For years I've been hearing lieberals rambling on about "consenting adults", and now the truth comes out! Consent doesn't matter to you! Who cares if a man wants to fornicate with a dog? Who gets hurt if a priest wants to sodomize an altar boy? Sure it's disgusting, but why legislate against it?
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-02-2007, 02:28 PM
My apologies for posting that disgusting link on your godly board. My intentions were simply to warn you all of this heathen behaviour so you can avoid it, in the manner of our late Sister, Mary Whitehouse.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-03-2007, 02:29 AM
Beastiality is a SIN!
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-04-2007, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Ah ha! For years I've been hearing lieberals rambling on about "consenting adults", and now the truth comes out! Consent doesn't matter to you! Who cares if a man wants to fornicate with a dog? Who gets hurt if a priest wants to sodomize an altar boy? Sure it's disgusting, but why legislate against it?
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EVERYBODY has their...shall we just say...BREAKING POINT M&M..lol. Listen up, M&M love...a person might initially say NO...BUTttt...once they begin to engage in the act and reciprecate...well, love...THAT'S CONSENT!! Think about it.
Now, I think I'll retire up to the lab and see if I can find some M&M's on the slab. Care to join my love?
Come along Rover poochy! It's beddy-by time.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-04-2007, 05:32 AM
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Beastiality is a SIN!
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Thank you for stating the obvious. Now follow God's command and leave Rover alone!
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
EVERYBODY has their...shall we just say...BREAKING POINT M&M..lol. Listen up, M&M love...a person might initially say NO...BUTttt...once they begin to engage in the act and reciprecate...well, love...THAT'S CONSENT!! Think about it.
Now, I think I'll retire up to the lab and see if I can find some M&M's on the slab. Care to join my love?
Come along Rover poochy! It's beddy-by time.
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I rebuke you in the name of JESUS CHRIST! Stop polluting our Godly forum with your repulsive blasphemey! I pray for the day that Jesus sends you hurling down into the pits of hell, where worms shall eat your vile guts slowly over 1,000 years, while you gulp scalding hot bile.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
02-04-2007, 06:16 AM
I think I'm going to throw up. I haven't been this disgusted since I found out what my former "church" was really all about!
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