[Buckminster Carlson]

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I agree. Not that you need to be able to distinguish them by their clothes, you can smell raving homosexuals a mile away.

You know, only other homers can sniff each other out, right? We Christians can sense them with the power of Jesus, but I don't smell them. Is there something you want to tell us, son?

[Adam Smith]

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Right, because homers don't stink of faeces and sodomy. You are in the wrong there. The Lord grants Christians the power to smell out faggots, and keep our children and butts well away from them. Surely you knew that? Or do you suggest that you have some sort of unnatural satanic hocus pocus magic powers?

[Talitha]

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I don't know if they smell or not. I try and make certain I'm not down-wind for fear of catching something.
Freehold only has NOT Gay Men anyway.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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Right, because homers don't stink of faeces and sodomy. You are in the wrong there. The Lord grants Christians the power to smell out faggots, and keep our children and butts well away from them. Surely you knew that? Or do you suggest that you have some sort of unnatural satanic hocus pocus magic powers?

I don't know, you sure didn't smell the homosexuals amongst yourselves.
Remember Ted Haggard? No? How about Larry Craig?
Sometimes it seems like you can't walk down the street without running into a few homophobes who are secretly having all kinds of gay sex.
Ted Haggard being the worst. Most homosexuals usually don't have to use gay prostitutes but he does. Having sex with a prostitute puts that specific hypoctrite in an extremely high risk group for AIDS. And it doesn't even really matter wether it's a gay prostitute or a straight one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't know, you sure didn't smell the homosexuals amongst yourselves.
Remember Ted Haggard? No? How about Larry Craig?
Sometimes it seems like you can't walk down the street without running into a few homophobes who are secretly having all kinds of gay sex.
Ted Haggard being the worst. Most homosexuals usually don't have to use gay prostitutes but he does. Having sex with a prostitute puts that specific hypoctrite in an extremely high risk group for AIDS. And it doesn't even really matter wether it's a gay prostitute or a straight one.

Not one of them is a True Christian(tm). You can though all the excrement you want, but none of it sticks on Christ.

[JennyD]

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The "Mantyhose" craze continues! Jesus hurls.

Once upon a time, transvestism was a deep, dark secret. Now, depraved European "metrosexuals" are now trying to lure Godly American men into perversion and sin with their "mantyhose". What would Jesus do?

He'd stone them.

As reported in the NY Daily News, transvestites and would-be drag queens longing to emulate Batman (more like Catwoman!) have been snapping them up by the bucketload:

Deborrah Ashley, managing director of Luxelegwear.com, sells 13 different lines of hosiery for men, but when her site launched in 2005, she sold just one line.

Sales have been steadily increasing, Ashley says, and the Batman craze fueled by "The Dark Knight" mid-July gave the site a spike.

There's even a website devoted to promoting this cross-dressing fad: Http://www.e-mancipate.net/

Warning: This site is not safe for work. Really, iPrism blocks it due to nudity.

With article titles like "Is Pink Pantyhose too Femmy for Men?" and "Clip Shows Male Singer in Hose", we don't need to look too closely to see just why it's blocked. There are even perverse sex stories like, "Truck Driver Wears Hose During Long Trips"!

Text fiction isn't enough? Not sufficiently certain of your own damnation? Buy their book . . . yes, they have a book.

27 Ways of Wearing Pantyhose As a Man, a 51-page full-color pornographic photo book, will cost you only $35.96 plus shipping, handling, and your immortal soul.

Are you as disturbed and disgusted by this perverse new trend as we are? It's not only bizarre and perverse, but also a violation of God's Law!

Deuteronomy 22:5

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Yep, you got it. Mantyhose are your one-way ticket to Hell!

[Nobar King]

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