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flag Re: Women who love carsports - 03-17-2018, 08:54 PM

We know that Satan attacks Christians the most. Right now Satan has decieved me into posting a wrong video ID, just like he decieved Peter into cursing in Jesus' name. Here is it:

Brother Jason Jack from Birmingham, Alabama is a true man of God who also realized that the earth is flat!

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Grammar Nazi Re: Women who love carsports - 03-17-2018, 08:54 PM

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Well? Do you know how a person gets saved? How do you provide a person from being one of those people mentoined in Matthew 7:22-23?

How To Be Simply Saved.


1. The bad News. We are sinners. (Romans 3:23.)
We deserve to be punished in hell for our sins.


2. The Good News. Jesus Christ who is God's Son died on the cross for your sins. He was buried & rose again to give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift.
(1 Corinthians 15:3-4. Romans 6:23.)


3. How am I saved?
Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved.
(Acts 16:31.) Faith alone in Christ alone.


4. Once saved, always saved.
Jesus said in John 6:47. Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that
believeth on me hath everlasting life.


Do you believe you are saved by grace & promised heaven because Jesus died for you? Yes__ No__.
I live as God wants me to. Only He can tell me if I am truly Saved® come Judgement Day.
But this thread may help you:https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4913


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I live as God wants me to. Only He can tell me if I am trulky Saved® come Judgement Day.
But this thread may help you:https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4913
So that's what you call salvation? Then, my friend, you are on the way to hell!

Your understanding of salvation is cleary what the Seventh Day Adventists teach:


Faith is not simply looking at a distant, historical Jesus. Rather, it is responding to His invitation to “follow me.” That is how I become a disciple. It is by accepting the obligation to live a life of discipleship that faith becomes obedience. Surely this is what Mrs. White meant when she wrote that the faith that leads to salvation “is not a mere intellectual assent to the truth. . . . The only faith that will benefit us is that which embraces Him as a personal Saviour” (ibid., p. 347). “To have faith means to find and accept the gospel treasure, with all the obligations which it imposes”


Is that biblical? Of course not!
Jesus tells the truth in John 3:3: “Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”
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There are three judgements: the Judgement Seat of Christ for the saved, the Great White Throne Judgement for the lost described in Revelation 20:11-15 and the Judgement of Nations for the tribulation survivors described in Matthew 25:31-46. Since I have already accepted the fact that Christ shed his blood on the cross of Calvary to wash away all of my sins of past, present and future, I can already know to stand before the Judgement Seat of Christ. The rewards I will get there will depend on my living.


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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 03-17-2018, 09:54 PM

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Lady, this verse may interest you:
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. (1 Corinthians 14:34)

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. (1 Timothy 2:11-12)
As a True Christian™ woman whose Salvation has been Guaranteed by Landover Baptist Church Department of Faith, you can be assured that Miss Basilissa was not typing this post out loud in church when she posted it. Furthermore, I can assure you when we attend Landover Ladies Bible Study for Help Meets, she learns in silence, not chattering along and adding comments under her breath like some ladies who I won't name but know who they are.



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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 03-24-2018, 02:32 PM

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What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
A good Christian woman being a driver in manly carsports is sacrilegious in all ways! From the practical perspective, a woman should stay where she belongs naturally: the household. This way, she can feed the future soldiers of God and rear them to be good and strong! A woman shouldn't waste her time in men's activities, zooming around in a racetrack away from the Word of God! What blasphemy may come next? A woman going hunting? May it never be! From the other perspective, one can say that a woman going on a racetrack is the same thing as a filthy Sodomite! Both do what is unnatural and in violation of God's will.
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What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
Tjhey can love what they want, but they should not partake in it.

Anyways, we in New Zealand we have a good motorsport scene. America, what is your biggest motorsport series. Correct, IndyCars And who won four titles there? Correct, Scott Dixon And where is he from? Correct, New Zealand


Also, in F1 we finally have a driver again with Brendon Hartley. Remember Denny Hulme? The champion of 1967? And Bruce McLaren and Chris Amon, who drove F1, but also won Le Mans in 1966?

Plus, we have Hayden Paddon, a rally driver who won the Argentine Rally of 2016. And Mitch Evans, who won Le Mans together with Hartley and another dude whose name I forgot - this third guy sadly was not a Kiwi, so **** off - and also drives in Formula E (even though electric cars are complete satanic nonsense). Oh, and Earl Bamber was another Kiwi driver who won Le Mans in 2015 plus the Porsche Supercup in 2014. And with Marcus Armstrong - who was born in the same city as me - we have a ADAC Formula 4 runner up. And with Nick Cassidy a Formula 3 driver.


My wife's from Australia, and that's another country with a great motorsport scene. We have two F1 champions with Jack Brabham and Alan Jones. And Mark Webber, who sadly had to help that German weeaboo called Sebastian Vettel. And now my wife's country has Daniel Ricciardo, who is gonna beat that black cheater called Lewis Hamilton this year! In IndyCar they have a champion too with Will Power. A Le Mans winner with David Brabham. The V8 Supercar series. Their scene is great too, even though not as great as ours, since Dixon was a four time champion in IndyCar - the most important series - and Power only a one time champion.
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Plus, we have Hayden Paddon, a rally driver who won the Argentine Rally of 2016.
And who cares about a rally in Argentina? That is a shithole and nothing good comes from it.


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Dear doomed Dutchman. I am certain you have been revisiting this forum over and over and over again for the past 10 months waiting till I would finally bother to reply. Well, good news, today is that day!

You are an idiot, everyone in Holland is an idiot and this Max Verstappen Dutchman doing F1 is completely preposterous. Those wooden shoos and a hyper modern race car simply don't go together.

Now stop getting diseases by putting your tallywhacker into Dutch whores, get on your knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness until your tongue starts bleeding!



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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 04-13-2018, 11:07 PM

Why do Atheists keep making posts about lesbians?

Isn’t it enough that they are taking over sports and the pulpit?

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 04-14-2018, 02:24 AM

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Female drivers and fans?
That's pretty cool.
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I think it is great to have women involved in car sports. Cleaning, hold umbrellas, fetching things.
I do not like the car sluts like these. They upset my sense of True Christian™ decency.

Not a stitch of safety gear!
What's wrong with how they are dressing? It's not very flashy at all.
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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 04-14-2018, 07:24 AM

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What's wrong with how they are dressing? It's not very flashy at all.
If you hadn’t sensibly made the decision to be attracted to women you would immediately see them for the whorish lumps of mutton.

Deuteronomy 23:17 - There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Well said, they look like prostitues
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Default Re: Women who love carsports - 03-31-2020, 09:24 PM

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Well said, they look like prostitues
Umm, the last comment was from nearly 2 years ago. Why did you bring a dead post back?


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24 Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.
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Because it grieves me that women like Danica Patrick and negroes like Lewis Hamilton are permitted to compete in carsports.
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