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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-31-2014, 04:34 AM

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...I
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Nope. You might be male, but you're so insecure that someone might think you're *gasp* female, that "man" is an epithet you fail to qualify for.

And as you don't use the Bible to justify your sexism, what do you?

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...Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?...
Why would they respect a (to them) unrespectable opinion?

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...yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.

"Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"...
All of those threads contain the Biblical justifications for the positions given. Maybe you should read them again.

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...Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater...
Justify your homophobia without the Bible.

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...(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person...
If you think being gay or an atheist and being a good person are exclusive, then you're not.

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-31-2014, 01:52 PM

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Dear Basilissa,

You are a girl? Hm. Well I guess if you believe all girls and women in general deserve to "Serve *cough cough, slave away to men, cough cough* the men of this world," then maybe you should at least get all of your information.

I
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You are an unsaved, Hellbound heathen, who doesn't know (and therefoe doesn't follow) the Holy Bible. The man I obey is my pastor, and as soon as I get married, I will happily obey my husband. Why should I obey a heathen?

BTW, I'm still waiting for you to show me how are True Christians™ breaking Biblical laws.

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Yes, all of you immoral, racist, sexist, homophobic, rapist PSYCHOPATHS who have joined this cultist website who thought I was a female teenage SLUTTY WHORE, who "Spreads my legs for anyone with a dollar," should think about that.
You whine like a girl, you have a girlish name, what else did you expect?

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"Avery" is a unisex name. I thought it up when making my account on this website. It is not my real name, and neither is "Johnson."
A manly man would not choose an ambivalent name as a nickname. I guess having gender identifications problems can be added to the list of your sins?

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Every person, christian or atheist, black or white, gay or straight, has the right to form their own opinion. Most normal people respect each other's opinions, but you?
Respect has to be a two way street. Do you respect our opinions?

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You all created this website so you could spread your false information,
Oh, so the Bible is "false infromation" for you, sweetie?

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and in doing so, you have made it quite clear that you hate everybody except yourselves. You claim that this is "God's Favorite Form," and yet you spread lies, claiming they are from the mouth of God himself.
Everything we say comes straight from the Holy Bible. No convoluted interpretations, no cherry picking. Feel free to prove me wrong. Just pick up the Bible and read it, it's really not that long, and it would be much more educational that some stupid computer game.

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"Only sluts get raped!"
"Down Syndrome is a life style choice!"
"God hates Australia!"

Let me ask you something: How do you know this? Where in the Bible does it even use the name Australia, or Down Syndrome? YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!
If you read the OP in each thread, the answer is right there.

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Also, notice how in this comment, I am only using only MY opinions. Not God's not Jesus's,
Bingo. This is exactly your problem. You should reject your meaningless opinions and follow Jesus instead.

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and I am most DEFINITELY not lying when I say that BEATING my wife would EVER be socially accepted!
29% of women in the US experience rape and physical abuse from their partners. You were saying...?

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Hell, being GAY is smiled upon more so than being a wife beater.
That is very sad, indeed.

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(P.S., for those of you who wish to know: I am not gay. OR a sinner. OR an atheist.
I am a good person, something you people would never be, because you are all high on the drug that is terrorism, you are the parasite that is manipulating the next generations of christians into doing whatever the bloody hell you all want.)
You are right in your definition of a good person: neither gays nor sinners can ever be good people. I'm not really sure, though, what is it that you mean in the second part of your little rant. Have you been drinking?

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Keep it for Didymus.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 11-01-2014, 12:20 AM

Basilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.

You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.

Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 11-01-2014, 12:47 AM

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Basilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.

You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I'm not saying what the number should be, I'm just stating the obvious: domestic abuse in this country is not rare, women are often encouraged to stay in abusive relationships, and the society often blames them for what's happening. I would say that this means that domestic abuse is socially accepted.

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I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.
Of course not. However, all bad things happen because God wants them to happen (Amos 3:6). Therefore, bad things happen because the person who suffers them deserves it.

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Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
Take your complain to God. We are just following His orders.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 11-01-2014, 01:59 AM

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Basilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.

You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.

Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.

Being quick to anger is a symptom of demonic possession. Do you have black spots on your tongue?


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 11-01-2014, 02:22 AM

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Basilissa, I want to give up, but each time I try, somebody else posts something absolutely absurd and sends me into a fit of rage.

You said that 29% of women in the U.S. experience rape? Guess what? It should be 0%
I don't know what kind of woman would actually WANT to get raped, much less allow herself to be called a "slut" afterwards.

Also, It should never be a sin to be black, handicapped, or be born with down syndrome.
Aren't you the same demon who keeps saying "this is my final post and you'll never see me again"?

GET THEE HENCE!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-20-2014, 10:38 AM

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-20-2014, 11:44 AM

Lucy (that's a pretty name)
Why don't you pop over to the Introductions section and start your own thread telling us about your journey with Jesus.


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-20-2014, 11:33 PM

Oh dear, I do believe you have missed something. Perhaps this is a fault of your non-existant brain and ridiculous faith.


My name is Lucifer, sometimes known as Satan, and I rule hell.


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Oh dear, I do believe you have missed something. Perhaps this is a fault of your non-existant brain and ridiculous faith.


My name is Lucifer, sometimes known as Satan, and I rule hell.


-Luci
Tell you what cupcake, if you can find a single instance where the KJV Bible says the Devil will rule Hell I'll PayPal $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have 15 minutes.

Tick tock!


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-21-2014, 10:10 AM

Alright lets get some stuff straight

red vs blue is a amazing show, its creators donate hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to charities.

despite what Fan-fiction writers want grif and Simmons are not a couple

also Simmons never asked to become an Cyborg he was forced.

and whats wrong with tucker is being black, and doughnut being gay.

next you'll be telling me theirs a problem with the females of the show being obviously dominant.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-22-2014, 03:05 AM

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Okay, after reading this post I've noticed something.

As a member of this site, it is a requirement that you are not to post any messages that are deemed hateful, and after reading this, I believe that it is.

Listen, Ouija boards have never been mentioned in the series, nor has it been in any underlying messages. And, if you pay attention, the character Church isn't even a ghost, so your argument is invalid.

Now, a big problem that I've also had here is the racist comments against the character, Tucker. Tucker was a strong and independent character who, in the series, is the only one able to use his sword. This is not a sign of racial inequality, but it was done purely by chance.

As well as the two previously mentioned characters, Tex has also seemed to struck a chord with me. It is said that the creators don't reveal that she's unhappy or unable to find a man. In all reality, this is quite the opposite. She is known as Church's Girlfriend, and what can be seen through the seasons is that they actually do love each other.

I have found this whole post rather offensive and, as a fan of this series and a christian, I see nothing in Red vs Blue that will threaten our children. By writing this hate, you are also going against the word of god, and I believe that you should stop this.

Plus, I believe it's god's job to decide what's right and what's not, not ours. I'd rather let him decide about Red vs Blue than people who are willing to actively insult homosexuals and people of different races. We're all equal in god's eyes, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for thinking differently.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-22-2014, 03:27 AM

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Did you read my response? Any question or comment?

Note, this is a Baptist Church's website. All answers, thoughts, knowledge, conduct, attitude, etc. are judged on Biblical scales. Your personal opinions and feelings are irrelevant here.


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Talking Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-25-2014, 02:07 AM

I'm actually laughing really really hard right now
Please actually read a Bible. Please. Or attend a Methodist church

Like, even the small town of Gardendale AL we know better than to be homophobic hateful nonces tbh.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-26-2014, 10:17 AM

There is another sinful game I would like for you all to look at. It is called Binding of Isaac, based on the Bible story.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 12-26-2014, 05:49 PM

ohh, Binding of Isaac.
something tells me a lot of people here would kill their child if a voice claiming to be God told them to.


Colossians 3:21 Fathers, provoke not your children to anger, lest they be discouraged.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 03-07-2015, 04:17 AM

You didn't answer his question
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 03-07-2015, 04:47 AM

This is the most hillbilly, white trash thing I have ever read. It is incredibly hard to believe in anything that you are saying. This is insulting to all races and religion. I want everyone to stop and think for a second and remember that when people began to fight about what was theirs the flood was sent and only Noah THE ONLY PERSON GOD WARNED survived. We all need to top arguing and apologize for the hurtful things everyone has said and just stop. No one an possibly know the exact word of god because no one has seen or spoken to god except four Noah, Abraham, Jesus, and the people who are in heaven.
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This is the most hillbilly, white trash thing I have ever read. It is incredibly hard to believe in anything that you are saying. This is insulting to all races and religion. I want everyone to stop and think for a second and remember that when people began to fight about what was theirs the flood was sent and only Noah THE ONLY PERSON GOD WARNED survived. We all need to top arguing and apologize for the hurtful things everyone has said and just stop. No one an possibly know the exact word of god because no one has seen or spoken to god except four Noah, Abraham, Jesus, and the people who are in heaven.
Miss Hornet,

We appreciate the Bible very much. While I cannot say God has chatted with me by using the vibrations of vocal cords, He speaks to me all the time through a book He authored, the Bible. Reading it gives us answers and helps us to avoid mistakes.

"Only Noah THE ONLY PERSON GOD WARNED survived"? I'll let God speak to you and me and answer.

Genesis 7:23
And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

"Noah only... And they that were with him..."

Genesis 8:15-16
And God spake unto Noah, saying, Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.


This equals many people. This does not equal "only Noah". God has spoken. Now I can choose to trust Him or you. I choose God.


Yours in Christ,

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