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Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:06 AM
Hi
My name is jesse, and i have been directed to this site by a joke about it, however i can see noble intent inside the threads. I have two aims here onm this forum. First and foremost is to become closer to god in all things. thgis is the reason for my name you see, i seek to abolish the doubts that linger within my mind.
The second aim, as i stated i was directed to this website by someone making a joke about it. i hope that you will allow me a chance to act as a counterpoint for what my brother, upon reading through, has dubbed "overzealous zealotism".
I look foreward to discussions and such with you all about this most glorious of topics.
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:10 AM
First off, Jessie, there's no such thing as "sorta saved". You either are you are not.
Second, we don't need any counterpoints. We already have a heathen wiccan, a couple of Papists, a confused tranny, and a racist feminazi bulldyke. Not to mention the hordes of incorrigible trolls that wander into here.
Best for you to change your name to Fully Saved and Fully embrace the Lord Jesus Christ.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:10 AM
I hope your third goal is to become more proficient in grammar, spelling and punctuation. God cares about the details, Jesse.
How old are you? What church do you attend? Ever read the Holy Bible?
Tell us about yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:16 AM
Ah yes, im afraid my typesetting isnt the very best in the world. I am accustomed to proofreading my work after submitting and editing over it, however this forum has no edit button. I supose its a good reason to get better.
I am 18 years old, and unfortunatly i do not attend church. As much as i would like to things tend to get in the way alot, i work most nights and through the weekends, and study all day. I ha ve read through the bible several times, however i have a hard time "getting it". It was so much easier at school when it was being explained and interpreted with discussion.
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:20 AM
Jessie, you are a girl right? At 18 years of age the world can be a very overwhelming, confusing place. I live in California. If you are local, I'd be more than happy to sit down with you in a private location for some one-on-one Bible Study. I promise you I will devote my full attention to you.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:27 AM
Im on the other side of the world im afraid. Brisbane, Australia.
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Re: Sorta saved says hi -
06-18-2009, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by sorta saved
Ah yes, im afraid my typesetting isnt the very best in the world. I am accustomed to proofreading my work after submitting and editing over it, however this forum has no edit button. I supose its a good reason to get better.
I am 18 years old, and unfortunatly i do not attend church. As much as i would like to things tend to get in the way alot, i work most nights and through the weekends, and study all day. I ha ve read through the bible several times, however i have a hard time "getting it". It was so much easier at school when it was being explained and interpreted with discussion.
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Of course things get in the way when you try to go to church, that's the Devil's dirty, little magic working. The Devil doesn't want you to go to church and will always try to stop you.
If you're having a hard time "getting" the Bible and it's message then you can go to a Bible study group. Make sure you're studying the KJV though, you don't want to "accidently" go to Hell because you picked up the wrong one.
I agree with Rev. Jim Osborne. There's no such thing as "sorta" Saved.
Why is it that the fewer the facts non-believers have, the stronger the opinion?
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