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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Hi. - 06-14-2009, 10:18 PM
I am a heathen at times and I wish to be saved. So I came here.
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Default Re: Hi. - 06-14-2009, 10:22 PM
Tell us more about yourself! Are you married? How many children do you have? Do you love Jesus?

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Default Re: Hi. - 06-14-2009, 10:27 PM
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Tell us more about yourself! Are you married? How many children do you have? Do you love Jesus?
I'm 19 and I an not married nor do I have any children. I love Jesus.
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Default Re: Hi. - 06-14-2009, 10:33 PM
What are you doing with my dog? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/album.php?u=3914




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Default Re: Hi. - 06-14-2009, 10:42 PM
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Haha, same breed?
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Default Re: Hi. - 06-14-2009, 11:40 PM
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I am a heathen at times and I wish to be saved. So I came here.
Hi there, do you like a good spanking? You sound like your very, very bad!

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Default Re: Hi. - 06-15-2009, 10:48 AM
Please, Bethany. Do not confuse the duties of Lady Bird's future True Christian™ husband with your own duties of sitting there and looking pretty.

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