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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:00 AM

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Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
It is true Sister B.I.G. They use them for there voodoo magic and incarnations. Sometimes they make little dolls of people they are trying to cast their spells on.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
My understanding from my religious studies research of the occult is yes, yes they do. Perhaps sas is a witch and you know what Exodus 22:18 says...


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:02 AM

I don't mind sharing this because as a faded celebrity, my personal information is public. My first marriage was when I was 22 and she was 19, once I graduated college and started my graduate study at the Bible Institute of Los Angeles. My latest marriage, my fifth one, happened when I was 64 and she was 23. Now I am going to be 70 next month and I'm hoping to get married again before it's too late. I'm sure Jesus will bless me with a beautiful young wife with able hips that can pump out some Rev. Jim Jr's.



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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:03 AM

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I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
Especially ones that want to have sex with your Rotty's Sister B.I.G.
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I wasn't interested in Felicity, at least not a lot, but knowing her age, I can decidedly say no.
It is not for you to say yes or no.

Felicity's father would never allow her to marry a perverted deviant as you have repeatedly proven yourself to be.


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:05 AM

You don't have to worry about that, it's just superstition I think? God doesn't allow such things does He? It simply isn't possible I would think that true believers would think? What say you?

Also, asking the age of your spouse isn't personal information. That would be asking for your name, town you live in etc. Finding someone based on the age of their spouse well I wouldn't know how to do that. Not even knowing that you live in Freehold.

Anyway I think you're dodging the issue here. Are you? Please answer honestly.

Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

Am I wrong with this?
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:07 AM

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Especially ones that want to have sex with your Rotty's Sister B.I.G.
I am considering duct taping some bitches-britches onto them just in case.

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Felicity's father would never allow her to marry a perverted deviant as you have repeatedly proven yourself to be.
Perhaps we should send this to Felicity's dad. I don't think they'd ever find the body.


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:09 AM

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Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

Am I wrong with this?
Obviously not if Rev. Jim got married when he was 22. And if Satan has entered this community it would be you who brought him, as you are a homersexual, beast loving, child loving, communist witch who is clearly in league with Satan to gain our personal information.


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You don't have to worry about that, it's just superstition I think? God doesn't allow such things does He? It simply isn't possible I would think that true believers would think? What say you?

Also, asking the age of your spouse isn't personal information. That would be asking for your name, town you live in etc. Finding someone based on the age of their spouse well I wouldn't know how to do that. Not even knowing that you live in Freehold.

Anyway I think you're dodging the issue here. Are you? Please answer honestly.

Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

Am I wrong with this?
Boy the age is of legal consent. Now state your purpose, you are not a Christian, who sent you the Church of England, perhaps the Pope. Why all the questions?
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I am considering duct taping some bitches-britches onto them just in case.
What a great idea Sister.

Nothing is safe around this pervert.



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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:17 AM

Any boy or girl can get married after the age of legal consent if they have fallen in love.

I don't know what sick fantasy you have about men having to be over 40. Is it because we're circling around our women to protect them (and our own backsides) from the likes of you? Well let me tell you that has nothing to do with age. Sure boys tend to be a little bit older (not like your imagining) because the boy needs to get a job and be prepared to take care of a family before he considers marriage. If this includes a stint at Landover University, he may be as old as 25 when he marries. Girls usually range between 18-21.

There, you have your answer without any of the personal questions that you were asking.


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:17 AM

I am sent here by God to find out if Satan resides in Freehold and has to be damned and sentenced to the Everlasting fires.

How old is your wife? How old are you, Sam Diamond? Will you go up, or down?

Jesus will judge you. I am come here to let you know.



(I'm just kidding)

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ps. What sort of beard have you got? Post a pic of something similar and I'll tell you if I think it's a manly beard or gay like Brother James aka the local sexual predator.

ps. I'm starting to think that Freehold is a very, very sad place.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:19 AM

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ps. I'm starting to think that Freehold is a very, very sad place.
It sure is ...... for a homersexual, paedophile who is also in to bestiality.

You would hate it there!


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:20 AM

Now you are just mocking the Lord.

Psalm 74:18 Remember this, that the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and that the foolish people have blasphemed thy name.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:23 AM

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ps. What sort of beard have you got? Post a pic of something similar and I'll tell you if I think it's a manly beard or gay like Brother James aka the local sexual predator.
Not the brightest bulb in the box are you. There's a picture of him on his avatar.

Brother Diamond, he was interested in me until I told him I slept with stinky dogs and didn't bathe.

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Why because we don't want the likes of you around? You're making up all sorts of imaginary stuff about our religion, basically accusing us of being the FLDS. You claim you can tell a mans sexuality from a beard You don't read what anyone else has written because you've already made your mid up about us.

Sure, you know what, we're the saddest place on earth. We're the anti-Disney. Is that what you want to hear? Is that what will make you feel worthwhile in your basement dwelling existence?


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:29 AM

No I'm not. You are mistaken, this time around Lisa H.

ps. Since you question my behaviour so sorely around the girl Felicity, go see what I wrote on her profile page prior to learning about her age. Maybe that will put your minds at ease.

ps. Is a young woman who marries and old man a whore and so sentenced to hell? I'm not sure so I ask those who know the Bible better than I do. Or what about the man, is he guilty of denying the young woman the company and happiness and intimacy with a young and strong man, and so worthy of hell? Are you mocking the Lord with your behaviour, which is far worse than doing it with words, which I didn't even do, since I said I was sent here BY the Lord and not that I WAS the Lord (Lord forgive me for even uttering such foul things)

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I am sent here by God to find out if Satan resides in Freehold and has to be damned and sentenced to the Everlasting fires.

How old is your wife? How old are you, Sam Diamond? Will you go up, or down?

Jesus will judge you. I am come here to let you know.



(I'm just kidding)

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ps. I'm starting to think that Freehold is a very, very sad place.
Tell me where you live boy, then you can get an up close look. I don't play homer games. When I was a police officer I ran into many a young pervert just like you. Most of them are in prison.

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Not the brightest bulb in the box are you. There's a picture of him on his avatar.

Brother Diamond, he was interested in me until I told him I slept with stinky dogs and didn't bathe.


Why because we don't want the likes of you around? You're making up all sorts of imaginary stuff about our religion, basically accusing us of being the FLDS. You claim you can tell a mans sexuality from a beard You don't read what anyone else has written because you've already made your mid up about us.

Sure, you know what, we're the saddest place on earth. We're the anti-Disney. Is that what you want to hear? Is that what will make you feel worthwhile in your basement dwelling existence?
Can some one explain to me what is this fools major malfunction with beards. It makes me wonder if he is really a man, seems like he is a bit jealous of them. Is that it, you can't grow one?
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:36 AM

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No I'm not. You are mistaken, this time around Lisa H.
Sorry, I would have to disagree with you. You said;

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I am sent here by God to find out if Satan resides in Freehold and has to be damned and sentenced to the Everlasting fires.
Can you prove this statement.


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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:41 AM

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Not the brightest bulb in the box are you. There's a picture of him on his avatar.

Yeah I know he sent me another personal photo, I think he's hitting on me isn't it weird that he sends me his personal photos, you think?



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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:43 AM

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Yeah I know he sent me another personal photo, I think he's hitting on me isn't it weird that he sends me his personal photos, you think?



Now I know you are full of it, that is not Sam.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 05:43 AM

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Yeah I know he sent me another personal photo, I think he's hitting on me isn't it weird that he sends me his personal photos, you think?
I do not believe that Mr Diamond sent you that.

You are cyber stalking him aren't you?

You know that is not just immoral but ALSO illegal don't you?


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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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