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It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesus! -
03-07-2008, 09:07 PM
Rabbits are disgusting creatures. Even the treehuggers over at wikipedia know that:
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Rabbits reingest their own droppings:
Rabbits are hindgut digesters. This means that most of their digestion takes place in their large intestine and caecum. In rabbits, the cecum is approximately 10 times bigger than the stomach, and it, along with the large intestine, makes up roughly 40% of the rabbit's digestive tract.[2] Cecotropes, sometimes called "night feces", come from the cecum and are high in minerals, vitamins and proteins that are necessary to the rabbit's health. Rabbits eat these in order to meet their nutritional requirements. This process allows rabbits to extract the necessary nutrients from their food.[3][4]
Diet and eating habits
Rabbits are herbivores who feed by grazing on grass, forbs, and leafy weeds. In addition, their diet contains large amounts of cellulose, which is hard to digest. Rabbits solve this problem by passing two distinctive types of feces: hard droppings and soft black viscous pellets, the latter of which are immediately eaten. Rabbits reingest their own droppings (rather than chewing the cud as do cows and many other herbivores) in order to fully digest their food and extract sufficient nutrients. [5] [6]
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Who knows how this disgusting creature became the fancyful legend of the Christ's rebirth? And it hides eggs? Very weird.
Don't be fooled and think that bunnies are ALL nice and soft. There are evil bunnies out there, too:
Some like to scare children!
Maybe we should be digging deeper. Perhaps there is something about the image of a person in a rabbit outfit that resonates for these unsaved trash on a level even they cannot quite fathom. As unlikely as it may seem, maybe we just need to accept the possibility that evil man-rodents are… here to terrorize us.
Rabbits should be eaten or made into jackets or keyfobs.
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-07-2008, 09:59 PM
The bunny and egg thing started with the Catholic church. When our religion first started, they incorporated some of the pagan beliefs into the current holidays so they would be easier accepted. The old fertility rituals included eating eggs and rabbits to promote the symbolism of gaining and respecting the fertility of the sexes.
Rabbits were eaten because they are among the most fertile of all mammals, mating throughout the year and having many offspring in one litter. Eggs are self explanatory.... Anyway, that's pretty much the story. I don't think anyone really believes that rabbits lay eggs . When my brother and I caught a rabbit, it was a pregnant female. It was really cool to watch her belly move and feel the unborn babies kick and wriggle and stuff. We were going to eat it, but we didn't want the stress of the rabbit being caught hurt the unborn rabbits, so we let it go.
We don't celebrate Easter either . We've always called it 'Resurrection Day' because Easter is the pagan holiday. Even the bible doesn't call the event 'Easter Sunday' it says the Easter celebrations were occurring during the time Christ was resurrected . 'Occurring' meaning the holiday was already established before Christ rose. Hope this helps a newbie if they stumble onto this post.
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-07-2008, 11:05 PM
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The bunny and egg thing started with the Catholic church. When our religion first started, they incorporated some of the pagan beliefs into the current holidays so they would be easier accepted. The old fertility rituals included eating eggs and rabbits to promote the symbolism of gaining and respecting the fertility of the sexes.
Rabbits were eaten because they are among the most fertile of all mammals, mating throughout the year and having many offspring in one litter. Eggs are self explanatory.... Anyway, that's pretty much the story. I don't think anyone really believes that rabbits lay eggs . When my brother and I caught a rabbit, it was a pregnant female. It was really cool to watch her belly move and feel the unborn babies kick and wriggle and stuff. We were going to eat it, but we didn't want the stress of the rabbit being caught hurt the unborn rabbits, so we let it go.
We don't celebrate Easter either . We've always called it 'Resurrection Day' because Easter is the pagan holiday. Even the bible doesn't call the event 'Easter Sunday' it says the Easter celebrations were occurring during the time Christ was resurrected . 'Occurring' meaning the holiday was already established before Christ rose. Hope this helps a newbie if they stumble onto this post.
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Yes, we took pagan traditions and Christianized them...What they made for evil, we (with God's help) are making for good!
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-08-2008, 12:44 AM
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Yes, we took pagan traditions.
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You could've just stopped there, Dagon-worshipper.
Anyway, back to the main point of this thread, killing disgusting rabbits isn't just good in its own right, the crushed corpses can also be a valuable educational tool for teaching primary/elementary schoolchildren about the falseness of pagan gods. I'm currently working on a machine I want to wire up that will shoot Easter Eggs from a gash I've sliced into the stomach of a mutilated rabbit. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of a class of schoolchildren when they see that? It'll put them off pagan chocolate for life!
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-08-2008, 06:46 AM
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You could've just stopped there, Dagon-worshipper.
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But if I had, I would not be telling the whole truth.
Of course, you don't like to read things into context, heretic scumbag!
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-08-2008, 07:03 AM
This one isn't bagged, but can be turned into a box (and shows where the Easter Bunny really comes from).
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-08-2008, 02:04 PM
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This one isn't bagged, but can be turned into a box (and shows where the Easter Bunny really comes from).
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I like the way it's wearing eyeshadow, teaching children that wearing cosmetics is a normal and healthy thing for animals to do. I'm not sure that turning it into a box would be a good idea, though - with all that make-up, there's a risk Officer Martin or his pervert brother/husband might mistake it for an alteredboy and attempt to cram their deformed manhood into it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-09-2008, 10:48 PM
Well, it seems that this is, at least, one perversion that hasn't made it to our Godly shores, seeing as how Brother Wide-Open is regrettably stationed in Belgium.
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-09-2008, 11:00 PM
Leporidae Lagomorpha
Jesus Christmas, but there's just got to be ticks and chiggers all over those things!
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-09-2008, 11:36 PM
As far as I can tell, this is the only thing the Australians have gotten right in their miserable island:
I wonder what the minimum is?
And what about this peg-legged monstrosity?:
Children should not be allowed to view such images.
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-10-2008, 05:16 PM
Wow, you guys really hate rabbits, huh? At least I made it on the wall of shame.
If you're really going to hate rabbits, I'd pick this one, it's the one I hate the most:
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Re: It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesu -
03-19-2008, 04:47 AM
I received an infraction, but since I can't respond to it, I'll post here: What was wrong with my post? Who am I laughing at?
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