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Sinner After-rain rainbows - does anyone else run inside and pray? - 03-22-2017, 01:37 PM

I am deathly afraid of rainbows. One time one appeared while I was driving. In a panic, I recited any verse I could remember from the Bible while mashing the gas on my Expedition to the nearest parking garage to seek shelter.

I closed my eyes, grasped my .38 special, and prayed until the rainbow disappeared. I have a feeling I narrowly avoided the gay in that situation. Driving during rainbows is a hazard, I feel.

Does anyone else have a mini panic-attack when a rainbow appears? Has any one else had a close call like me?

Lest I forget, this is a reminder of a true rainbow, not the gay one:

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Genesis 9:12–15:
"This is the sign of the covenant which I make between Me and you, and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I set My rainbow in the cloud, and it shall be for the sign of the covenant between Me and the earth."


John 1:14a - "And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us"
Sinclair Lewis - "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"
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Default Re: After-rain rainbows - does anyone else run inside and pray? - 03-22-2017, 03:09 PM

You show some degree of wisdom by keeping Genesis 9 in mind in regard to rainbows.

You see, the homersexed appropriated the rainbow in much the same way that the Negroe appropriated the English language, clothing, hair weaves, and automobiles. Both did this to undermine our religious American values. The Gaywise have perverted a miraculous symbol of God's covenant with man in order to devalue that covenant. This is all part of the Gay Agenda and their War on Traditional Family Values, and instrumental in the bigger Liberal Agenda to turn America into a godless communist country with Stasiesque SJW thought police dragging God fearing patriots out of their homes to reeducation camps on Fire Island where they are forced to dress stylishly and endure anal sodomy sex while renouncing Jesus and worshiping Satan in the image of Obama.


This is the world the homers and the Negroes and the Democrats and the Catlicks and the Video Gamers and Planned Murderhood envision for our children. We must stand in solidarity, united against this enemy of all things good and pure if we are going to protect our children from the evils that assail us. We do this through outreach and community services, but we can't do it without your help. Please give generously to the Landover Baptist Church. Show Jesus and all the helpless children around the nation that you have opened your heart by opening your wallet. Give, give some more, then give until it hurts. Because no matter how much you give, it isn't going to hurt as much as little Timmy's prolapsed anus once the Liberals take over!


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This is one good thing about living in godless NYC: you rarely see a rainbow because of all the godless tall buildings. You know they are out there, but you are sheltered from homer attack by brick and mortar (unless you're in the Village or Chelsea, which is basically homer heaven).


True story, though: One of my former coworkers went to an outdoor concert venue to see/hear the godless Lilith Fair of several years ago. It rained just prior to the start of the show and a double rainbow appeared. My coworker said after that happened she noticed there were thousands of lezbeans in the audience. Were they there before? Maybe - but I think the chances of that being a coincidence are very slim.


Another true story: I once lived in an apartment next to a professional photographer. He suddenly became obsessed with photographing anything having to do with rain, storms, etc. and was struck by lightning while photographing a double rainbow in Connecticut. He survived, but I later learned he participated in pride parades and had homer visitors - right next door to me. I moved from that building before I had this information, but think of how close I was to possibly catching the gay.


I would share more but Tommy is on his way and I need to go get ice cream and iron his shirt for Wednesday prayer meeting.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: After-rain rainbows - does anyone else run inside and pray? - 03-22-2017, 07:49 PM

Brother Larry, you would do well to flee that godless place. Eventually, the Lord is sure to cleanse the fleshpots of the coasts with fire and death. Perhaps the Lord will send His angels to help you escape, as He did with Lot. Or not; the decision is His. I believe the Lord wants us to help ourselves and He would likely be pleased to see you take protective measures.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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