Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you). |
|
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
|
|
How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-03-2017, 08:52 PM
WARNING: The following is a graphic description of a horrible and depraved sexual act that ALL HOMOSEXUALS PARTAKE IN. I am only posting this here as a stern warning to any True Christian™ who uses a public restroom. Please do not read if you are under the age 18 and/or a woman. GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS. Close this thread now if you do not want to read it. You have been warned.
Recently, it has been brought to my attention that there is a perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in, but you won't ever hear about it from any mainstream source. Of course it has a french name and is called "Soupeur". As if you thought anal sex with guys wasn't pushing the limits of sexuality enough, the gays have created a truly abominable act.
Soupeur, in its simplest definition, are GAYS who take pleasure in consuming food soaked in the urine of others, in particular bread abandoned and later retrieved at public urinal. This practice is especially popular in France. There existed a practical alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. The gay then would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of pervious users. This was alternatively called dipping.
Now, can't you see why God has properly called homosexuals an abomination worthy of death??? ( Lev. 20:13)
There is even a wikipedia page dedicated to this act:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-03-2017, 09:04 PM
I guess when you eat poo-poo, you're not particularly choosy with what you wash it down with.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
|
Mayor of Freehold
|
|
Posts: 12,121
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 02:28 AM
I am shocked. I just ordered our Freehold PD to put a security detail around the Freehold sewage lagoon.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 04:21 AM
I have started holding it until I get home just to be safe.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
Serving Jesus
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 05:13 AM
That revelation hurt my eyes to read, Brother, but it comes as no surprise that this is a French perversion. The French are a nation of perverts and interior decorators and, apparently, no abomination escapes their notice and subsequent interest.
France is the California of Europe and it is hated by the Lord. They are currently enduring a great scourging at the hands of God. The Lord used to send the Germans among them from time to time, that they might feel His wrath. This time, for some reason known to Him, He has sent Arabs. Soon, they will likely burn the place to the ground. His will be done.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 666
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 10:21 AM
Absolutely disgusting. No wonder homer marriages want to adopt babies, just to get their lust up over diaper contents.
Sickening stuff, and I pray that Trump bans homer marriage and homer adoption, and the weird fantasies and food choices they have, in their short time alive before an eternity in hell
Ecclesiastes 5:6-7
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
|
Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
|
|
Posts: 263
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: On my knees before Jesus
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 10:50 AM
I never use urinals anyway. If I need to go when I'm out and about, I just find a wall, unzip and let loose. In the Bible, that's synonymous with manhood.
First Samuel 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Swallows
I never use urinals anyway. If I need to go when I'm out and about, I just find a wall, unzip and let loose. In the Bible, that's synonymous with manhood.
First Samuel 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
|
Brother Alan,
Please be very careful. Many sodomites have stained the Joyous Shout in Worship of Jesus by drilling so-called "Glory Holes" into walls, in order to wait for their pray there much in the same manner as a polar bear (a vermin; Genesis 1:28) waits for seals above holes in ice, ready to catch the Life Essence of a Man anytime, anywhere!
This is one of the most abominable trespasses against Christ imaginable. In addition to making the word "Glory" a laughing stock, also the association between the utterances "hole" and "Holy" are a sure sign of profound depravity.
Isaiah 6:3
And one cried unto another, and said, Holy, holy, holy, is the LORD of hosts: the whole earth is full of his glory.
Fortunately, both the sodomites and the polar bear kind will be extinguished in the extremely near future with Jesus returning (Revelation 22:20).
Psalms 105:3
Glory ye in his holy name: let the heart of them rejoice that seek the LORD.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
|
|
Posts: 263
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: On my knees before Jesus
|
|
Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!) -
01-05-2017, 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Brother Alan,
Please be very careful. Many sodomites have stained the Joyous Shout in Worship of Jesus by drilling so-called "Glory Holes" into walls, in order to wait for their pray there much in the same manner as a polar bear (a vermin; Genesis 1:28) waits for seals above holes in ice, ready to catch the Life Essence of a Man anytime, anywhere!
|
Thanks for the heads-up, Doctor. I had always thought a glory hole was a good thing, since I'd heard there was a famous church center with that name, but perhaps it's one of those so-called gay affirming churches.
Next time I see a suspicious hole in a wall, I'll pray for God's angels to strike any lurking sodomite with blindness, like in Genesis 19:11. I think that's a fool-proof plan.
John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|