Here's proof that our 2,000-year wait for Jesus' return is almost over. A fiery object was spotted last night in the sky over the east coast of Australia. Of course, astrologers and mainstream news sources are writing it off as just a piece of space junk from a satellite, but that can't be right because the existence of satellites would imply a round earth. Satan will do anything to discredit the words of Jesus:
Lk 21:25a, 27 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity . . . And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
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Lk 21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.
Rejoice with me, brothers and sisters, over this sign from God that world is about to be destroyed and all sinners cast into the lake of fire!