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How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-05-2007, 01:45 AM
Pastor Deacon Fred has asked me to pass along this touching letter he recently received from little Timmy Minkins. I hope it has the effect he intended.
Paster,
I learned in my seclular skool Amercian Histroy class that the Injuns helped Pilgrins make popcorn so they could live in winter time when they were cold. My teatcher told us that the Pilgrims invitated the native amercan injuns to have the first Thanksgiving dinner and they did. Now in sunday shool class we are lerning about local histry and Mrs. Pepperdine said that the injuns don't celebrate thanksgiving no more and that they are dangreous and make lots of trouble. Why aren't the injuns happy? Why don't they want to celebrate Thanksgivinig with us?
Timothy Minkins
Age 8
Dear Timothy,
First of all, Native American Injuns (to be politically correct) are not welcome to join us in our celebration of holy thanks to God for giving us our new country because they are responsible for slaughtering countless Christians who wanted nothing more than to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with them. Your secular school teacher had only one thing right - the Injuns gave us pop-corn. Since then, they have made no other contribution to society. They have been nothing but a tax burden and troublesome boil on the rump of decent, God-fearing Americans.
The Bible tells us that the sins of the fathers are handed down through the generations. This is very evident in the shameless hatred and jealousy that Native American Injuns have for us white folks. When Christians first came to this country, they found forests full of violent pagan savages. These savages worshipped false gods and Creation Science research suggests that they even practiced human sacrifice. They wanted nothing to do with Jesus or the civilized world and insisted on running around with their naked red hineys exposed.
To this day, Injuns are still jealous of God's True Americans™. They are constantly scheming to take back their "so-called" land. They make a living out of corrupting decent Americans with gambling, booze and the occult lure of their tribal drums. Since we here at Landover Baptist can trace our bloodlines directly back to the Pilgrims who civilized this country, we are the foremost authority on all things Injun. Don't believe a word you learn in your history class. Your Sunday school teacher will teach you everything you need to know about these godless heathens.
Timmy, as we approach the Christian holiday of Thanksgiving, you must always be on the lookout for naked red-skinned feather-heads. They hide under your bed and in your closet and want nothing more than to steal you away from your mother and father. I believe they make slaves and squaws out of little Christian children and force them into cheap casino labor camps where you will live out the rest of your life behind a Texas Holdum table dealing cards and destroying the lives of True Americans™.
Please report any sighting of an Injun to the Landover Baptist Police Department. They are not welcome on our church campus. We can legally unload a round of buckshot into their red behinds and prosecute them for trespassing.
In Christ Jesus,
Pastor Deacon Fred
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-22-2010, 02:29 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-22-2010, 03:40 AM
This is a great explanation!!! Not to mention the sin they commited in the past has forever turned their skin red like a demon's so they are marked and we know to beat them at sight!!
Deuteronomy 6:5
Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-22-2010, 03:52 AM
I can't believe they hate America after all we have given them.
Ungrateful bastards.
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-22-2010, 04:49 AM
Pastor Ezekiel, you may wish to point out to Pastor Deacon Fred that he probably meant "birdshot", or more likely, rock salt.
Shooting an Indian in the behind with buckshot wouldn't leave much Indian to prosecute.
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-22-2010, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Pastor Ezekiel, you may wish to point out to Pastor Deacon Fred that he probably meant "birdshot", or more likely, rock salt.
Shooting an Indian in the behind with buckshot wouldn't leave much Indian to prosecute.
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I'll certainly pass that along to him, and I'll be sure and tell him that YOU pointed it out.
You know how he loves to be corrected.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-29-2011, 09:14 AM
The only time injuns are thankful for anything is when they get a permit for a casino on their reservation.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-23-2012, 03:33 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving? -
11-23-2012, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Pastor Ezekiel, you may wish to point out to Pastor Deacon Fred that he probably meant "birdshot", or more likely, rock salt.
Shooting an Indian in the behind with buckshot wouldn't leave much Indian to prosecute.
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The proper way to flush them there Injuns from the bush is to use birdshot then slug, ya see you stagger the rounds, birdshot then slug after pulling that ungodly wooden dowel from the shotguns that limit the amount of God-fearing American ammo. Remember birdshot then slug. Flush them then knock a hole through them the size of a fist. Forget the rock salt, save that for four by four driving stump jumping rebel flag waving raccoon hat wearing good ol boys.
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