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12-06-2006, 12:24 AM
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Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.
And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.
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Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.
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12-07-2006, 12:13 AM
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Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.
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Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
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12-07-2006, 12:15 AM
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Ted Faggard got married. Maybe his wife didn't mind that he's "a bit bisexual" either? Jesus minds!
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind . . .
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error, which was meat.
And this Dita von Tease is clearly a Lezbean. Why else would she marry this?
Deuteronomy 22:5, the woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Uh...If Dita were a lesbian, she'd probably marry a woman. Hence the term homosexual: meaning the same gender. And Manson is extremely outspoken. If he were gay, he'd just come out with it. Not like you closet cases.
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12-07-2006, 02:08 PM
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Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
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I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.
The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-07-2006, 03:31 PM
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Brother Eno, I have never done drugs, I know it surprises you that not all of today's youth use drugs, but please don't assume I use drugs.
Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.
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What? Are you quite sure that you aren't on drugs NL? A dead woman falling in love with someone... He helps a dead woman find her husband...?
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12-07-2006, 03:38 PM
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Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.
And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.
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Dita is screwing everthing in her path, that is what whores like her do.
"Neither am I, with a size like that". Pardon? What is your size? Size of what?
Don't bother answering that. And she wouldn't be married to him if he was gay? Really, how naive you are.
You have no idea what gay guys can and cannot do (don't you think that they can't fantasize too?).
You assumption that a whore like Dita is necessarily going to have relations with the man she marries at all (these things are often done for convenience or financial reasons) let alone only him is, once again, absurdly naive.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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12-07-2006, 03:42 PM
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Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
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What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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12-07-2006, 05:41 PM
Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot. if you care to see the original tale it can be found here, http://www.corpsebridefansite.com/the-folktale.asp granted it's a fansite so it is biased in favor of the movie, but this is the correct tale.
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12-07-2006, 07:40 PM
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Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot.
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12-07-2006, 11:41 PM
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I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.
Homer is an idiom derived from homosexual, not bisexual.
The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.
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Oh, his 'marbles' are ANYTHING but tiny. And like I said, it's worth it. I'd rather spend an eternity with Manson in Hell, than in heaven-- listening to you go on and on about how much you hate gays.
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12-07-2006, 11:47 PM
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What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.
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Can you have an erection from a man? I doubt it. Unless you're hiding something... Men who are completely homosexual as oppose to bisexual are VERY unlikely to get erections from women. Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight. But Manson can get an erection with a woman, quite easily. Hence he isn't gay. It's simple really. Apparently you just can't comprehend it.
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12-07-2006, 11:48 PM
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Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight.
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12-07-2006, 11:51 PM
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If you were straight you WOULD NOT BE WITH A WOMAN!
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It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!
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12-07-2006, 11:57 PM
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It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!
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You can't rape the willing, can you butch?
Jesus hates female sodomites too, so you need to get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Ghost.
BTW...you wouldn't happen to have any video of your latest lezbean encounter, would you? Just for the Brothers here to study, the better to understand the depravity of your sins....
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-08-2006, 12:14 AM
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You can't rape the willing, can you butch?
Attempted as in I fought back and won. How'd I know you'd take that statement completely out of context?
Jesus hates female sodomites too, so you need to get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Ghost.
I never did anything with a girl. I know you're disapointed and I ruined a lot of fantasies I know you were thinking about, so sorry....
BTW...you wouldn't happen to have any video of your latest lezbean encounter, would you? Just for the Brothers here to study, the better to understand the depravity of your sins....
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Sure...How'd I know? Oh yeah, you're men and you can't control your perverted little minds...
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12-08-2006, 12:25 AM
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Sure...How'd I know? Oh yeah, you're men and you can't control your perverted little minds...
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12-08-2006, 01:36 AM
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No, we know because Jesus knows THE TRUTH™ friend. He tells us that the nature of the sinful is utter depravity. Bearded clam digging is the least of your sins friend and unless you turn yourself over to Jesus you will be going down in the lake of fire.
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If you actually read the previous post, you'd know that I was straight. And that I've never had a lesbian experience.
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12-08-2006, 01:50 AM
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Dita is screwing everthing in her path, that is what whores like her do.
"Neither am I, with a size like that". Pardon? What is your size? Size of what?
Don't bother answering that. And she wouldn't be married to him if he was gay? Really, how naive you are.
You have no idea what gay guys can and cannot do (don't you think that they can't fantasize too?).
You assumption that a whore like Dita is necessarily going to have relations with the man she marries at all (these things are often done for convenience or financial reasons) let alone only him is, once again, absurdly naive.
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Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?
Let's analyze this.
Dita is a Play Bunny. So she's already wealthy. That excludes her marrying him for his money. Dita is into bondage, as is Manson. They're a great sex match (unless he was gay, which he isn't). She could've married anyone who was straight and possibly richer than Manson. I mean, come on, Dita's gorgeous. But she married him instead. (Probably because of his huge size! Who could argue with that?)
Manson has experimented with guys, no doubt. But if he were completely gay, as oppose to bisexual or bicurious, he would probably be 'just experimenting' with girls and marrying other guys.
Manson, in his book The Long Hard Road Out of Hell states that since he was a young kid stole his dad's PlayBoys. He also states that he had many sexual experiences with girls and hardly thought about men as sexual partners. He grew bicurious when he was older and started exploring new sexual techniques. That doesn't mean he's gay.
Believe what you want, but the odds are almost certain that he's at the most bisexual. He's not gay.
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12-08-2006, 02:35 AM
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Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?
He is a True Christian™, and therefore righteous!
Leviticus 19:15
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Let's analyze this. Yes, let's!
Manson has experimented with guys, no doubt. But if he were completely gay, as oppose to bisexual or bicurious, he would probably be 'just experimenting' with girls and marrying other guys.
Same-sex marriage isn't just a sin, it's not recognized by God, Jesus, Godly W. Bush, or any branch of the US Federal Government.
Ted Haggard.
Tom Cruise.
Rock Hudson.
Alexander the Great.
To name but a few sodomites who married members of the opposite sex while "just experimenting" with members of the same sex. And, in at least one case, meth.
How many homer couples have you heard about breaking up because one decided he liked surf better'n turf? NONE.
Manson, in his book The Long Hard <CENSORED> of Hell states that since he was a young kid stole his dad's PlayBoys. He also states that he had many sexual experiences with girls and hardly thought about men as sexual partners. He grew bicurious when he was older and started exploring new sexual techniques. That doesn't mean he's gay.
So, you refuse to believe the Bible, which is the word God Himself dictated in 1611, but you read a book by this transgendered freak and, because it's in print, it must be true?
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12-08-2006, 01:27 PM
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Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?
We are commanded by God Himself to judge you and your fag idol.
Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Believe what you want, but the odds are almost certain that he's at the most bisexual. He's not gay.
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Listen you empty-headed female harlot, and I will try and make it clear enough for even YOU might understand.
bisexual=queer
Got it? ANY male who plays hide the pickle with another male, even once, is a filthy diseased pervert who is forever cursed by Jesus, and bound for eternal damnation.
Several of us have been trying to get this simple fact through to your tiny, drug-addled brain, to no avail. Can you just get this one basic concept? A sodomite does not have to go get an illegal marriage in order to qualify as a disgusting homer. They don't have to wear dresses or prance around like a fairy, though the vast majority of them chose to do so....Just playing the skinflute ONCE is enough to convict you in God's loving eyes.
Got it?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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