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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 04:48 PM

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Didn't you read what i said? I talked about me being positive about everyone as long as they don't hurt anybody.
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Well as i stated in my post, i feel positive about everyone, and i mean EVERYONE , sure it contradicts the bible and the lord's word itself but the bible and god contradict themselves, they both talk about "Thou shall not kill" and not to judge others, tolurate everybody, etc.
Now you are moving the goalposts. Now, you only feel positive about EVERYBODY, IF you agree with the things they do.

How does that make you tolerant? How does that make you any different from a True Christian™?

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I don't have to read the bible i always listen to the lord's word in the church and in sunday school. Thank you. I spend that free time reading actual school books so i can have a good career.
From this I learn three things about you:

1. You are perfectly happy to put the fate of your eternal soul in the understanding of a single pastor, instead of tending to it yourself.

2. You value money more than God.

3. You do not consider the Bible a valuable source of learning.

None of these bode well for your future.

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Yeah,so what? Aren't we worshiping the same god? Well i'm sorry but yes, we are.
Pardon my language, but how the Hell would you know? You refuse to read the Bible, so how can you know who God is?

You know only the bits and pieces that your pastor chooses to talk about, the times that you're listening instead of playing with your Nintendo 3DS.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 04:50 PM

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Enjoy Hell.
I lol'd. Now i am going to hell? It all depends on what i say in a forum on the internet or is it your own ego talking? You make jesus sound like an actual bad person. If jesus won't forgive something as simple as this...men all of you are going to have a bad time...


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I lol'd. Now i am going to hell? It all depends on what i say in a forum on the internet or is it your own ego talking? You make jesus sound like an actual bad person. If jesus won't forgive something as simple as this...men all of you are going to have a bad time...
Son, the problem with being a cathlick is that you don't know what Jesus actually says. You have no idea what kind of person/god He is because you haven't learned anything from HIM. Instead, you trust your priests to teach you.

In America we have a game children play called "Telephone." Each child whispers the message they receive from the child before them in line. By the end of the line, the message has been distorted so much the last child's message sounds nothing like the first child's message. This is the way it is in the Roman church.

I beg you to learn about the REAL Jesus by reading the Holy Bible, from beginning to end.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 05:02 PM

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Bla bla bla

Nope, it's just his ego.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 05:07 PM

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I lol'd. Now i am going to hell? It all depends on what i say in a forum on the internet or is it your own ego talking? You make jesus sound like an actual bad person. If jesus won't forgive something as simple as this...men all of you are going to have a bad time...
My Brother in Christ is not condemning you to Hell himself.

He is reviewing what you have said here, and making a prediction based upon your behavior.

You refuse to read the Bible. You place money above God. You do not follow all of His Commands; you cannot, because you refuse to read the Bible and thus do not know them.

Since you don't want to hear from us, let's give you the words of Jesus:

Matthew 7:21-23

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21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Emphasis added.

So, in spite of what your Pastor Feelgood has been telling you, it's not enough to just say, "I love me some Jesus!"

It's also necessary to follow God's Laws. All of them. It is necessary to stop sinning.

Repentance isn't apologizing, then going out and doing it again next week. It's confessing your disobedience (sins) to Jesus, then never disobeying again.

See the difference?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 05:30 PM

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In America we have a game children play called "Telephone." Each child whispers the message they receive from the child before them in line./...This is the way it is in the Roman church.

Christianity started in Rome. By your logic, the message is somewhat distorted in America...

Since you don't want to hear from us, let's give you the words of Jesus:

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Just like you refuse to listen to me?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 05:35 PM

Anyways, looks like i have an important TF2 highlander 9v9 match with my friends. Better go practice.


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Anyways, looks like i have an important TF2 highlander 9v9 match with my friends. Better go practice.
Translation: "I admit defeat."



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Christianity started in Rome...
So you're claiming Jesus was born in Rome?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 08:12 PM

It's funny, because the picture claiming Soldier's 'homosexuality' was actually just because they were friends. if you've read the comic based on it, you would know. Tut tut, silly people jumping to silly conclusions!
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It's funny, because the picture claiming Soldier's 'homosexuality' was actually just because they were friends.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 11:53 PM

Again you people are being completely stupid and ignorant. Along with being unwilling to listen to anyone.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 09-28-2012, 11:59 PM

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Again you people are being completely stupid and ignorant. Along with being unwilling to listen to anyone.
Did you really expect people who believe 100% in the Bible (that specifically tells them NOT to listen to anyone, see Deuteronomy 13:1-4) to be any different?

So who's really being stupid and ignorant here?


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Christianity started in Rome.
Source, please?

Seriously. Just one source.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-06-2012, 02:41 PM

You say real american soldiers are not homosexual, yet you say they love Jesus, isn't he a man?
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You say real american soldiers are not homosexual, yet you say they love Jesus, isn't he a man?
Do you love your mom?



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You say real american soldiers are not homosexual, yet you say they love Jesus, isn't he a man?
Friend, please do not look to God or us to justify your disgusting anal craving homersexuality.
Everyone knows, God is Jesus is the Holy Ghost, Our Sovereign Creator™


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Friend, please do not look to God or us to justify your disgusting anal craving homersexuality.
Everyone knows, God is Jesus is the Holy Ghost, Our Sovereign Creator™
Exactly! How else would it make sense for men to become the Brides of Christ?

The Bible compares the relationship of Jesus and His church to that of a Bride and Groom. The church of Jesus Christ, that is we True Christians™, are the Bride, and Jesus is the Bridegroom. John the Baptist, in explaining that he was not the Christ, said in John 3:29, “He that hath the bride is the bridegroom.” Ephesians 5:22-33 compares the relationship and responsibilities of the husband and wife to the relationship of Jesus and his church. Ephesians 5:25 tells husbands to “love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church.” Ephesians 5:27 shows the Lord’s desire to “That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.” Since the time of the Bridegroom, Jesus' coming is unknown, we must watch and be ready (Matthew 24:36).

But for True Christian™ men, none of this is in a gay way.




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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-07-2012, 05:45 PM

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-07-2012, 06:56 PM

Is this real? I can't tell if this meant to be trolling thread or not.

Okay seriously, I've played TF2 and I'm sorry to burst your crazy little bubble but there is no god bashing, anti-American propaganda or homosexuality in the game. Just because you watched your kid play a very small amount of the game doesn't mean you understand it.

The Soldier is not anti-American and in no way believes he's god. He's just an idiot and more importantly he's a massive stereotype. It's meant to be comedic. In fact they're ALL stereotypes and all made for comedic effect. The Demo man is a drunk Scotsman, the Scout is a cocky kid from Boston, the Medic is a crazy German doctor, etc. It doesn't make them bad or evil.

As for the homosexual thing, no, none of them are gay. Characters saying things like "Get behind me doctor" is because he's the HEALER, he's smaller and weaker then the others so it's logical for him to hide behind the others and heal them while they fire. As for the characters saying "I love this doctor", people say they love their friends all the time. Not only that, he's their medic, he keeps them alive, they should love and respect him.

Also, even if they were gay, who really cares? What, your wonderful faith of LOVE and TOLERANCE can't handle the idea of two or even a group of NON-EXISTENT CHARACTERS being gay together? If so then you are unbelievably petty and need much thicker skin.

Finally, yes, I'm aware I'm responding like their real people, I don't need to be told "they're not really people" because I know that but if a person can get offended by a video game and act like it's real life then I can defend it just as strongly.
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