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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 04-29-2014, 07:07 PM

Here is what u are looking Brother Elmer... Brace yourself for this disturbing age...


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 04-30-2014, 02:50 AM

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Here is what u are looking Brother Elmer... Brace yourself for this disturbing age...
Brother Frednekk, can this be true?! Help me LORD God in wrath before this abomination. Help me, sweet Jesus Christ! I never knew.

I looked at the KJV for guidance. This is what I found:


Acts 6:11
Then they suborned men, which said, We have heard him speak blasphemous words against Moses, and against God.

This is prophecy and definite proof that these emos/emi are indeed satanic.

Praise the LORD for showing this to me, albeit this be horrendous!

Yours,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One - 05-01-2014, 04:00 AM

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I don't know if there are any giants among the emo.
In Friesland the emo's all seem to be at least 7 tall and listen to the most dreadful "experimental" music where you all stand there and then the backline explodes and that's "art" as Miss Dutch Girl will probably be able to confirm. The streets are very tidy however. That will be due to OCD, just another sneaky masquerade from that old serpent to suck us in. I'd rather possess nits.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 02-19-2015, 07:06 AM

You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 02-19-2015, 07:09 AM

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You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.
Since you are obviously an Emu, why aren't you off cutting yourself like the rest of your cult?


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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 02-19-2015, 07:10 AM

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You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-17-2015, 01:03 AM

What music is ok for kids?
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-17-2015, 01:20 AM

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What music is ok for kids?
Thank you for your enquiry.
James 5:12-15 above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation. Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-17-2015, 03:29 AM

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-23-2015, 09:28 AM

I don't know why people fear the EMO types. They are more likely to harm themselves than anyone else.
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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
You also have to cry continuously like a infant. All EMO's are cry babies 'with deep feelings'. They need to snap out of it and get with the program. If I find one of my kids every crying, I tell them I'll really give them something to cry about and I read Deuteronomy to them. Then a few backhands and the whimpering stops. You cannot coddle kids. The want a strong, persuasive parental figure.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-23-2015, 05:27 PM

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I don't know why people fear the EMO types. They are more likely to harm themselves than anyone else.
It is a well known fact that they share needles when doing the drugs.

They also like to become so called blood brothers when they cannot express their feelings in a normal way (such as fellowshipping about Christ or taking them to the local swimming baths).

This of course spreads the AIDS. So there is a lot to be fearful of.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-23-2015, 09:42 PM

Brothers and Sisters what can we do to stop this from spreading into our Godly homes?
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-26-2015, 12:36 PM

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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 03-27-2015, 11:21 AM

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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 07-11-2015, 01:39 PM

Or you could just look at me. I'm a good example. I'm covered in zits, I am morbidly obese, I have stringy, greasy hair, and I have sex with anyone who will have me. Boys and/or girls are fine. Also I take drugs and write bad poetry.
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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 07-27-2015, 01:28 AM

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I don't know why people fear the EMO types. They are more likely to harm themselves than anyone else.
That is why people ridicule them, so that they will not live long enough to carry out a mass sacrifice for Satan like the massacres in Columbine, Virginia Tech, the Aurora Theater, and whom they serve whether they acknowledge it or not.


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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 07-27-2015, 01:39 AM

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Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
You forgot to add comaplaining about everything that you know nothing about and offering no solution for anything.


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Default Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One - 07-28-2015, 10:30 AM

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Mourining Star, 3. I listen to punk rock.
I feel like I should point out that emo music is not the same as punk music. Emo music tends to have more expressive or emotional lyrics (example: I will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie) while punk is more about social revolution (example: anarchy in the UK by the sex pistols).

There can be overlap between them and someone who likes emo music may also like punk music or vice versa but they are not the same thing.
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Jesus Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One - 07-28-2015, 10:48 AM

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I feel like I should point out that emo music is not the same as punk music. Emo music tends to have more expressive or emotional lyrics (example: I will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie) while punk is more about social revolution (example: anarchy in the UK by the sex pistols).

There can be overlap between them and someone who likes emo music may also like punk music or vice versa but they are not the same thing.
Dear Sinner,

What you're saying here is not necessarily 100% false but it is 101% irrelevant. What IS relevant then?

The fact that sin is always sin and that all sins are equal and thus the sin of emu howling is a sin of the same repulsive level as the sin of Bunk Music, and in both cases it is the fact of SIN that determines the ultimate fate of the SINNER regardless of the useless genre of non-worship-containing sounds that they because of some inexplicable tendency to endorse SIN find pleasant. Please, please consult the Good Book in these cases. In this particular case...

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Hence, it is totally useless to debate over these equally repulsing genres. Both lead to the same result.

Hell.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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