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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-10-2012, 12:32 PM
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that in English?
We don't speak gibberish.
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I think that dialect is known as 'Day-Shine'. Used primarily by the nigras who lurk in shadows. They are famous for 'pleather/vinyl' coats and lip smacking.
I can't understand a word of them either. I usually just point to the spot on my shoe they missed.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-10-2012, 02:59 PM
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that in English?
We don't speak gibberish.
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Good grief, Brother. I have the gift from God to speak fluent retard and even I am at a loss for what this porch monkey is going on about.
I think the gist of it is that it hates God but I could be totally wrong.
I have prayed but God is not giving anything back in terms of inspiration on this one. Perhaps it will show up with its own interpreter later.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-10-2012, 03:00 PM
Well, dear Jessica, I believe niglets would make great pets if raised in such a good Christian household like yours. If you teach them from birth, maybe some day they can stop being black and become white like Jesus on the inside.
I think I would go for a female aged... I don't know... let's say three or something. The soft spots in her skull will be gone for the most part, so there are no potential problems with regular disciplining (Not that brain damage is really important, if you know what I mean!) and she won't try to rape your daughters, as a male might try to do.
I would still recommend you to have her tubes tied, for the case she makes your husband or suns rape her by using ancient Negroe magic. If she does, and you find out, burning on a stake always worked to deal with witches.
Oh, last observation: If your husband returns home piss drunk and collapses naked on your bed, lock the little bastard up. She might otherwise try to get your children to watch their father be naked (as evidenced in Genesis 9:20–27).
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-18-2012, 06:05 AM
I once had myself a niglet, he was the greatest. Once you accomodate the children to his presence, they make a fine worker. One day he might grow up to actually make something of Himself!
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-18-2012, 06:09 AM
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Good grief, Brother. I have the gift from God to speak fluent retard and even I am at a loss for what this porch monkey is going on about.
I think the gist of it is that it hates God but I could be totally wrong.
I have prayed but God is not giving anything back in terms of inspiration on this one. Perhaps it will show up with its own interpreter later.
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porch munkey? lemmet lay it out flat for u little Biich I DONT tAKE THT SHIT
bLuNtsz blAziiN mE biTcHeZ haTen mE pLayAz raTen mEe iVe bEen tHreW iT alL [[ & sHiiT sTiiLL aiYnT pHasZiN ME ]]
young nd PRUNED olld and Dusti because The way out is not by guns and violence. It is by using our minds. Educate yourself SO SHUt the piffle UP
u (%)^BiTcHeZ hAtE mE n RaTe mE..SiMpLy CuZ U i mean U aIn'T mE^(%)
Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-18-2012, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rwanda
porch munkey? lemmet lay it out flat for u little Biich I DONT tAKE THT SHIT
bLuNtsz blAziiN mE biTcHeZ haTen mE pLayAz raTen mEe iVe bEen tHreW iT alL [[ & sHiiT sTiiLL aiYnT pHasZiN ME ]]
young nd PRUNED olld and Dusti because The way out is not by guns and violence. It is by using our minds. Educate yourself SO SHUt the piffle UP
u (%)^BiTcHeZ hAtE mE n RaTe mE..SiMpLy CuZ U i mean U aIn'T mE^(%)
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It's okay folks, I speak jive.
That's very interesting, Rwanda. Education is very helpful in all aspects of communication. What would you prefer to be called, girl?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-18-2012, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rwanda
porch munkey? lemmet lay it out flat for u little Biich I DONT tAKE THT SHIT
bLuNtsz blAziiN mE biTcHeZ haTen mE pLayAz raTen mEe iVe bEen tHreW iT alL [[ & sHiiT sTiiLL aiYnT pHasZiN ME ]]
young nd PRUNED olld and Dusti because The way out is not by guns and violence. It is by using our minds. Educate yourself SO SHUt the piffle UP
u (%)^BiTcHeZ hAtE mE n RaTe mE..SiMpLy CuZ U i mean U aIn'T mE^(%)
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Does anyone speak pickaninnie? I can't make heads or tails out of what it's yammering about.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-18-2012, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rwanda
porch munkey? lemmet lay it out flat for u little Biich I DONT tAKE THT SHIT
bLuNtsz blAziiN mE biTcHeZ haTen mE pLayAz raTen mEe iVe bEen tHreW iT alL [[ & sHiiT sTiiLL aiYnT pHasZiN ME ]]
young nd PRUNED olld and Dusti because The way out is not by guns and violence. It is by using our minds. Educate yourself SO SHUt the piffle UP
u (%)^BiTcHeZ hAtE mE n RaTe mE..SiMpLy CuZ U i mean U aIn'T mE^(%)
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Everyone remain calm.
I'm familiar with this particular tard.
She's actually one of the 4chan "anonymous" idiots, trying to mock black people and make everyone think Negroes are illiterate twats.
We, of course, know better; while Negroes may generally prefer food stamps to a paycheck that doesn't mean they can't read and write like normal humans.
Rwanda, your racism is disgusting. Mocking the darkies like this is inexcusable.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-19-2012, 08:03 PM
My son Alexei translate for me....
Why not think outside of the box and steal a trick from the New York Lieberals and go buy a girl from an orphanage in china?
After the kids grow up you can either:
a) sell her to a laundry
b) open up asian massage parlor
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-20-2012, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mikail Cliftov
My son Alexei translate for me....
Why not think outside of the box and steal a trick from the New York Lieberals and go buy a girl from an orphanage in china?
After the kids grow up you can either:
a) sell her to a laundry
b) open up asian massage parlor
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Don't you think we would want to save her soul from Hell, you sex degenerate?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-22-2012, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mikail Cliftov
My son Alexei translate for me....
Why not think outside of the box and steal a trick from the New York Lieberals and go buy a girl from an orphanage in china?
After the kids grow up you can either:
a) sell her to a laundry
b) open up asian massage parlor
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Well make sure he translates this back properly:
I had some - little but indeed some - hope for your cossak hide. You are truly a pervert Mikail.
You call yourself a lover of God, I would take a good hard look at this verse:
James 1:13 your evil thoughts are not of God and you are not God's servant! How could you truly at least not consider showing her to God before selling her?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-23-2012, 05:44 AM
Have you?
"9Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile; 10But glory, honour, and peace, to every man that worketh good, to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile: 11For there is no respect of persons with God." Romans 2:9-11
"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ." Galatians 3:28
"34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons:
35 But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him." Acts 10: 34-35
You say you people aren't racist, but what the hell is this? Keeping a person as a pet because of their skin color? Jesus died for ALL PEOPLE. And I'm am absolutely sure that blacks are people.
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03-23-2012, 05:57 AM
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Jesus died for ALL PEOPLE.
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Where do you find this in the Holy Bible?
Chapter and verse, please.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-23-2012, 06:22 AM
Happily. First, see my previous post. Then:
And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world. 1 John 2:2
For the love of Christ constraineth us; because we thus judge, that if one died for all, then were all dead. And that he died for all, that they which live should not henceforth live unto themselves, but unto him which died for them, and rose again.
2 Corinthians 5:14-15
For therefore we both labour and suffer reproach, because we trust in the living God, who is the Saviour of all men, specially of those that believe.
1 Timothy 4:10
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
John 3:16-17
Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth. For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
1 Timothy 2:4-6
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
2 Peter 3:9
The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
John 1:29
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03-23-2012, 06:27 AM
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John 3:18
King James Version (KJV)
18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-23-2012, 06:55 AM
Oh deary deary me. I do appreciate your use of scripture to support your viewpoint, but I'm going to have to show you the proper context.
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Happily. First, see my previous post. Then:
And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world. 1 John 2:2
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Then, John tells us to go and separate ourselves and have no love for the outside world.
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1 John 2:15-18 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
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Even in these Really, really real last days false prophets like yourself are twisting the scriptures.
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For the love of Christ constraineth us; because we thus judge, that if one died for all, then were all dead. And that he died for all, that they which live should not henceforth live unto themselves, but unto him which died for them, and rose again.
2 Corinthians 5:14-15
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You sure do like to cherrypick, don't you?
Paul goes on to speak of those who have been born again being those who dwell in the Spirit of Christ.
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16Wherefore henceforth know we no man after the flesh: yea, though we have known Christ after the flesh, yet now henceforth know we him no more.
17Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
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Why would Paul go on to contradict himself so horribly if he didn't preach predestination?
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For therefore we both labour and suffer reproach, because we trust in the living God, who is the Saviour of all men, specially of those that believe.
1 Timothy 4:10
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Shout glory!
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
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You left out verse 18! I hate it when they do that.
18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth. For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
1 Timothy 2:4-6
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Shout glory. Only through Jesus can you be saved, but Jesus already knows who will be saved.
2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,
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The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
2 Peter 3:9
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But He knows some won't and He created them for judgment.
Romans 9:18, 20-21
Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
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The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
John 1:29
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And then he goes on to write in his next letter...
2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-23-2012, 05:55 PM
Negroes are deceptively cute when they're young, but they can turn into a handful if they're allowed to reach 14 or so. A very big handful.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-24-2012, 12:29 PM
Would abusing a pet Negro be considered animal cruelty?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-24-2012, 01:36 PM
Are you calling darkies animals?
Pretty racialistic of you, friend?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
03-25-2012, 11:16 PM
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Are you calling darkies animals?
Pretty racialistic of you, friend?
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Forgive me. My experience with darkies has demonstrated to me that they behave like animals. Well, I guess Animals are more well behaved for the most part...
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