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02-17-2009, 06:10 AM
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Yep, exactly the same. I cannot WAIT until we go to war with China and I can have her put in a concentration camp.
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Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.
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02-17-2009, 06:12 AM
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Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.
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She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.
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02-17-2009, 06:23 AM
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She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.
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Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.
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Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.
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Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?
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02-17-2009, 06:26 AM
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Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?
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Don't be silly, I'd share it with you. And since always. I have to warn you, I'd only cook you good, nutricious food. Healthy stuff. Lean meats only and plenty of veggies.
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02-17-2009, 06:27 AM
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Don't be silly, I'd share it with you. And since always. I have to warn you, I'd only cook you good, nutricious food. Healthy stuff. Lean meats only and plenty of veggies.
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Well....do you have the wonderful personality of GODLY sister Thumper?
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Well....do you have the wonderful personality of GODLY sister Thumper?
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Do you mean, am I moody and cranky and finnicky and jealous and spiteful and vengeful? No. I'm delightful and humourous and a good cook and housekeeper, a great conversationalist, and humble to boot.
(Just kidding, Thumper, you're a lovely lady!)
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02-20-2009, 01:22 AM
The Chinks and Japs both have slanty eyes because they have to read that squiggle language of theirs:
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Actually, I wonder if they're not aliens from another planet.
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11-04-2009, 01:42 PM
Spotting japs is everyone's Christian duty!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
11-04-2009, 02:10 PM
Pastor Ezekiel, these days, does it matter whether they are japs, chinks, gooks or whatever? Aren't they all equally bad?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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11-07-2009, 04:21 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, these days, does it matter whether they are japs, chinks, gooks or whatever? Aren't they all equally bad?
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't keep up with all this politically-correct name changes. I remember when the darkies wanted to be called negroes, but then they said they wanted to be called blacks. Wasn't long before that wasn't good enough and they're demanding to be called afros. Personally, I thought my dad was complementing them when he called them spearchurckers and jungle bunnies since they're all proud of their "African heritage." But whatever.
And now the slants are playing the same game. Years ago they were proud to be called Nips - they even wrote "Nippon" (which means "Nip Land") on their postage stamps. Then they changed their minds and decided they wanted to be called Chinks. Then we had to call them Orientals, and after that Mongoloids. Finally, the proper word became Gooks, but when John McCain proudly called them gooks, they got all hot and bothered about it and demanded that he apologize. At the same time, they're selling some kind of soft drink that they call "Gookinaid" because it "aids Gooks."
Then I heard that now they don't call it Gookinaid anymore. Not sure what the new name is. Maybe "Chinkaid" or "Nipponaid."
All I can say is that if these emaciated beady-eyed little sneaks keep flooding our market with their cheap made-in-Gookland products, we oughta nuke 'em.
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11-07-2009, 04:28 AM
We did nuke them once ,they seem to have forgotten. Is it time for a repeat in history? The last time it sure kept them quite for a few decades!
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11-07-2009, 04:56 AM
Fat Man and Little Boy sure browned up their yellow skin over in Japland.
I was too young for Nam and I regret not being able to go over there and wipe out that yellow menace.
I prefer the names slope, zipper head and yellow monkey when describing Japs and Chinks.
Maybe we should start a prayer thread about Satan's agent the Dali Lamma.
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11-07-2009, 05:49 AM
This is an important post. Japs are now integrated into American society thanks to the cowardice and anti-Americanism of Harry S Truman's release of Japs into American society in 1945. They breed like viruses, latching on to healthy Americans to spread their disease!!
Please!! Stop America from becomming the breeding ground for mixed-race mongrels that polute our society with their Godless supersititions!!
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11-07-2009, 06:41 AM
Japs have even invaded the motion picture industry . Don't forget George Takei , the self-confessed Liebral and promoter of the inter-racial homer deathstyle (viewer discretion advised, contains blatant homerism): http://www.georgetakei.com/WEDDING.asp
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11-07-2009, 08:00 AM
why so racist, stud? aren't we all god's children?
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why so racist, stud? aren't we all god's children?
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What racism? Are you one of those sensitive PC types who have to cry "Racist! Racist!" any time someone casually mentions a minority race?
No, we are not all God's Children. Only some of us are, those who have accepted Christ as our savior. Godless buddha-worshipping Japs could hardly qualify for that.
Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.
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11-07-2009, 11:47 AM
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why so racist, stud? aren't we all god's children?
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Yes, of course we are all God's children. Do you imagine that God loves all of us?
It's just not true. Accoding to the Holy Bible, Jesus hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).
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Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
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Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.
Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:
In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).
In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...
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Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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I pray that you have found this enlightening.
Better read THIS sermon before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-08-2009, 04:03 AM
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Fat Man and Little Boy sure browned up their yellow skin over in Japland.
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I heard them Japs still glow in the dark, like them genuine Rolex watches they make over there.
Just too bad that the nukes didn't sterilize them. They breed like flies. I guess there are a couple trillion of them by now.
Over there in Gookland, they've been protesting against US beef imports. They think that we put mad cow disease into their imported beef. Hey, you know, it's not a bad idea! Maybe we can send them some of those small pox infected blankets that we gave to the Injuns!
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10-28-2012, 04:07 AM
Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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