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Default Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis! - 12-19-2015, 11:22 PM

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Boy, you'd better get your story straight. It is a well-known fact that you rasta scum hate the pope with an intensity that even I can admire. I don't speak your moneychatter language, but I'm told that this jig explains everything. Can you please translate?

That Negroe is speaking in tongues. If that isn't a clear case of demonic possession, I have never seen one.

Why do those people always look so dirty?


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Default Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis! - 12-19-2015, 11:30 PM

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Why do those people always look so dirty?
Well think about it. What good would soap do it? Those things are black as coal no amount of lye soap will remove that. Believe me, I've tried.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis! - 12-19-2015, 11:50 PM

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It has been a brilliant 79th year for his Holiness.
Mixed, I would say, yes, definitely "mixed".

He's said a lot but not much has actually been done. The casual observer might think that he is simply crying in the wilderness.

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As the single most admired man on earth, a man who has invigorated the very Church of Rome
Just remind us why it needed invigorating... .

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I know you Baptwits like to pretend that you don't love and admire Pope Francis
I don't think it is personal enmity, more a frustrated sorrow at seeing so many souls led to the Gates of Hell.
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but we all know that deep down you, like the rest of the planet, are smitten with his folksy honesty, commitment to transparency and dedication to world peace and the eradication of poverty.
Well, I see his words on peace have been taken to heart by ISIS. Why, they are lining up to buy relics, crucifixes and indulgences in Syria...

And this poverty thing... I know you Catholic priests shun the Bible as you would a woman but you really should here the Words of Jesus when He foretold that the poor will always be with us, and that thus, praying to eradicate poverty is not only pointless but asking God to deny His Son.

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Now you can't compare the Pope to any of the great Baptwit leaders and thinkers of today...
I can think of a dozen off-hand - six of them here at Landover, but this is the point, isn't it? Does the Pope actually think?

The evidence is against it.

M't:6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Lu:12:3: Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

and what does the Pope do? He stands on a balcony dressed like the Pharisees and Sadducees and bawls his corrupt message to the idolaters below... I assume he then sends his minions among the crowd to collect filthy lucre.

Small wonder papal prayers are not answered.

Anyway, his birthday was yesterday, so it's been and gone - remind me again next year.

PS, have you no inquisitions to attend?





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Default Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis! - 01-04-2016, 02:06 AM

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It has been a brilliant 79th year for his Holiness. As the single most admired man on earth, a man who has invigorated the very Church of Rome that Jesus built on the rock St.Peter, he has the love and respect of a billion Catholics and billions of others who surely are considering joining his flock and yet... this is only the beginning of his incredible march to Sainthood.

As he enters his 80th year I know that even the cruelest of jealous commentators cannot help but take a moment to wish Francis all of the best on this day, a mere week before the birth of Christ himself.

Whether he is tending to the needy in Africa, leading the good people of the planet in their desire to see climate change eradicated or working to streamline Vatican banking practices, Pope Francis is now, in terms of global love and admiration, transforming from His representative on earth to living Saint. (Think Mother Theresa without some lurking skin disease and some decent posture.)

I invite all of you, even the ones who would normally spew bile and hatred at this fine man, to take the opportunity here to proffer up a few kind words that I shall pass along to his Holiness with due haste.



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Happy belated birthday to a fellow man of God ( although he believes a bit to strongly in the New Testament)


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Default Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis! - 01-04-2016, 12:09 PM

So here we have this piece of papist scum on the forums idolising some messicant pedo lover, and not even wishing the Baby Jesus a Happy Birthday! Not one post from this Mo Lester on the Jesus thread, but so much energy into defending the Poop.


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