[Eugene Hackwith]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/14/uni...ing/index.html

This really hits close to home for me. I hope the shooter is being introduced to Satan's barbed tallywhacker this very minute! I also hope that no good Christian young people were hurt. Please pray...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

How many queers go to that school I wonder? God gets pretty steamed about these sodomite clubs they set up on college campuses. He may have sent that demon with a gun to punish them for embracing sin and depravity.

Just like 9/11, brother. God works in mysterious ways. We don't dare question Him.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

How many queers go to that school I wonder? God gets pretty steamed about these sodomite clubs they set up on college campuses. He may have sent that demon with a gun to punish them for embracing sin and depravity.

Just like 9/11, brother. God works in mysterious ways. We don't dare question Him.

Yes, He does indeed work in mysterious ways. Thank you for straightening me out, Pastor. I feel comforted now, knowing that this was part of God's Plan. Praise God!

[Unfalsifiable]

Yet again we see America punished. I pray for that nation, I really do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

Yet again we see America punished. I pray for that nation, I really do.

America wasn't punished. It was a few queers at a small college campus, that's all. It happens all the time. In other countries (Godless England for example) God doesn't even know where to begin sorting the perverts out, because practically everyone is. God kills because He cares.

And "that nation" happens to be God's chosen.

[Unfalsifiable]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

America wasn't punished. It was a few queers at a small college campus, that's all. It happens all the time. In other countries (Godless England for example) God doesn't even know where to begin sorting the perverts out, because practically everyone is. God kills because He cares.

And "that nation" happens to be God's chosen.

No.... there are far more school shootings in America then England... And the University has 25000 students, pretty big.


And where is your source that all 18 injured people were queers?

This is clear punishment in my eyes. Considering it happened recently at Virginia Tech too.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

No.... there are far more school shootings in America then England... And the University has 25000 students, pretty big.


And where is your source that all 18 injured people were queers?

This is clear punishment in my eyes. Considering it happened recently at Virginia Tech too.

Well, they are college students. If not liberal queers, then liberal, pot-smoking, pre-marital sex having hippy wanna-bes.

And yeah, it's a pretty big school, providing a bigger pool of crazies who are capable of such an act.

[Unfalsifiable]

Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith

Well, they are college students. If not liberal queers, then liberal, pot-smoking, pre-marital sex having hippy wanna-bes.

And yeah, it's a pretty big school, providing a bigger pool of crazies who are capable of such an act.

And how many of these places does America have exactly?

Not God's favourite by a long shot. God is clearly sending a message to the American people, but I bet you the Universities will stay open.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

And how many of these places does America have exactly?

Not God's favourite by a long shot. God is clearly sending a message to the American people, but I bet you the Universities will stay open.

You are speaking with little to no credibility here, pal. You aren't even an American, and you certainly aren't a True Christian™.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

God is clearly sending a message to the American people

Goddamn right he is; if you're going to go to college stop turning into queers. That's not what school is for.

[Mr. Jingles]

With all the political correctness, liberalism & homos at our colleges today, it was only a matter of time until God had to put a stop to it! Rumor has it that one of students killed admitted listening to Air America; i'd sure hate to be in his shoes when he meets Jesus.

[Deaner]

The story also said the killer was dressed in black.

Which means...Goth.

Goths killing queers; who cares?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Well, we can put an end to the speculation about why God's wrath has descended upon this school. A little Googling turned up this revolting item:

Harry Potter Fans Try Out Quidditch At NIU
'The Muggle Academy' For Youngsters Modeled After real Hogwarts School

DEKALB, Ill. (AP) ? About 10 kids with a passion for Harry Potter will get to play a "muggle" version of Quidditch this week at Northern Illinois University.

NIU is holding The Muggle Academy for junior high and high school students, an academic summer camp modeled after the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry featured in the wildly successful Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling. Muggle is Potter-speak for non-magical human.

Participants in the camp, which began Sunday, will be pitted against each other in Potter trivia contests, attend a Yule Ball and study four movies based on the books. They'll also be sorted into four houses, just like Harry and his friends, and play the game Quidditch, minus the floating broomsticks.

NIU faculty members and doctorate students Karley Adney and Caresse John came up with the idea after attending a symposium in Salem, Mass., about the Potter books' effect on culture.

"We want students to learn more about regular school subjects through the magical lens of the Harry Potter series," Adney said.

The camp runs through Friday.

Absolutely horrific. Let us rejoice in the fact that our awesome, all-powerful God decided to cast these demons into Hell today. Praised be His Holy Name.

[Eugene Hackwith]

That's quite the damning article, Sister Templeton. And to think that I initially felt compassion for these sinners!