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Question Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:07 AM
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Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part."

All the single ladies are virgins for the most part? Just what does that mean.....?

What are your standards for virginity?


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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:19 AM
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"MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! (5 Viewing)
Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part."

All the single ladies are virgins for the most part? Just what does that mean.....?

What are your standards for virginity?


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You know... for the most part. Are you illiterate?
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:54 AM
No, I am not illiterate.


I was just wondering 'for the most part' specifically entails.

So.... Basically it means the hymen's still in tact? No penetration's ever been made? That's what I meant.
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:58 AM
Because 'for the most part' is kind of vague. I only wanted to know what exactly it entailed.


And is there no edit button........?
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 05:32 AM
It means that some aren't, which makes them sinners, which make them not "True" Christians. Lol.
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 05:44 AM
Ohhhhhhhh.

Duh, I misinterpretted it. Ah, well.
I just thought all the people were supposed to be all pure and holy here. Obviously not.

They let people call others fags for being gay. Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 05:45 AM
Yeah, but they'll probably give you an infraction for language or some crap. BTW, I added you.
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 07:07 AM
I don't know all the rules, but if you haven't had sex for more than three months, doesn't that make you a virgin?

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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 07:09 AM
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Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.
No, I'm sorry to say this is not acceptable here!

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... and JESUS is not pleased, you brazen hussy!

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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 08:59 AM
Some women have had their husband sent home to Jesus and have already made little soldiers. Have some empathy and please think before you ask stupid questions.
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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 12:00 PM
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No, I am not illiterate.


I was just wondering 'for the most part' specifically entails.

So.... Basically it means the hymen's still in tact? No penetration's ever been made? That's what I meant.

Are you a retard? Have you opened up a Bible? You do know that we do have widows here, right? There are no fornicators here therefore they are all virgins, for the most part, you illiterate piece of shit.
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Because 'for the most part' is kind of vague. I only wanted to know what exactly it entailed.


And is there no edit button........?
It seems you really want an answer! OK. Aside from the very rare horseback riding excuse, you will be expected to have the "tokens of your virginity" or else you will be stoned to death by the men of your village*

Deuteronomy 22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die:

PS They're talking about bloody sheets.
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Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.
Which shall we call you, dear? You can have your choice.

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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:43 PM
Wow, everyone jumped at this one!

Hussy? Me. No. I've never had sex or done anything beyond peck kissing (that was only with my boyfriend, when I had one)

As for the widows here.... Well, if they get offended, all I gotta say is "lighten up". It was a simple question.

How is calling someone whore or slut any worse than calling someone a fag or piece of sh*t? I was joking about calling anyone that anyway, anyway.
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How is calling someone whore or slut any worse than calling someone a fag or piece of sh*t? I was joking about calling anyone that anyway, anyway.
You wouldn't happen to be a fag who's upset over being called out on your sodomite abomination ways, would you?

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Default Re: Virgins for the most part? - 06-07-2008, 04:56 PM
Nope, I'm straight.

Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?
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Nope, I'm straight.

Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?
You don't seem old enough to be drinking anyway.
How old are you?


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Hussy? Me. No. I've never had sex or done anything beyond peck kissing (that was only with my boyfriend, when I had one)

"Peck" kissing eh? Maybe your real name is Monica?

I suppose you think taking it anally also makes you a true virgin?

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It seems you really want an answer! OK. Aside from the very rare horseback riding excuse, you will be expected to have the "tokens of your virginity" or else you will be stoned to death by the men of your village*
(Shudder) Should she use rubber sheets Sister Glendie ?



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