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Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-11-2015, 06:32 AM
I do it all the time, and whenever Jesus takes the wheel, I am ultimately rewarded by the gratifying crunch of something being crushed beneath my tires...cats, I presume. Nothing beats cruising with the Savior, pounding a few beers, sending out text messages to my BiC. Good times, I tell you...good times. I've got nothing to worry about! Proverbs 2:8
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-11-2015, 08:42 PM
I glory in the fact God is using me as his instrument, should my car ever leave the road and plough into a line of Godless pedestrians. Gay marriage has a lot to answer for!
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-11-2015, 09:18 PM
Here is the thing, the world has changed and we do a lot of ministering via email and text messaging. I don't have time to pull over while talking someone out of masterbating!
Have you guys learned to stear with your knees? I highly suggest it, it free's up both your hands.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-12-2015, 03:52 AM
I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy do my driving. Or sometimes I just put it on autopilot and have the boy assist me in the back seats.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Currently going fast
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-20-2015, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Here is the thing, the world has changed and we do a lot of ministering via email and text messaging. I don't have time to pull over while talking someone out of masterbating!
Have you guys learned to stear with your knees? I highly suggest it, it free's up both your hands.
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Pretty sure that only works if you have really long shins. Which you don't.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-20-2015, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The new guy
Pretty sure that only works if you have really long shins. Which you don't.
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OK, genius, prove it.
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Serving Jesus
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Texting & Driving is OK, as long as Jesus is your Co-Pilot -
08-21-2015, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by The new guy
Pretty sure that only works if you have really long shins. Which you don't.
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I am beginning to sense a bad attitude here.
Salvation floats just beyond your finger tips, friend. Now is the time to decide if you will reach out and get it, or keep on travelling the road to Hell.
You are at serious risk, though I don't think you can see it. Get right with Jesus, friend. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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