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Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-26-2015, 05:26 PM
I don't own a lot of stocks, but I like to buy them before they take off. What's going to be a big winner next season as soon as all the fags post wedding registries and go off to enjoy lavish honeymoons in Las Vegas?
Please post any stocks you own or don't own that you think might benefit from the Supreme Court ruling allowing gays to marry.
Here are a few hotels in Las Vegas that should get some gay money:
LVS Las Vegas Sands Corp.
WYNN Wynn Resorts, Limited
MHGC Morgans Hotel Group Co.
As an aside, I'm considering putting a short on CHICK
since they're bound to get some bad PR from this story. It's down, today (39.80 0.15 0.33%).
I'd buy back at 29.50.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-26-2015, 06:07 PM
I don't do stock market stuff. That's Mr. Etheldreda's dominion. I will pray, however. I will pray that Jesus will, after no doubt weeping for some time, reign a series of curses on those businesses that profit from such moral corruption.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-26-2015, 06:19 PM
I bought 1000 shares long in GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) as soon as I heard the miserable news this morning.
Now that queers can legally tie the knot, there will undoubtedly be hordes of unsaved scum that choose to be homo.
We know God will smite them with any number of terrible diseases and STDs, but I might as well make tithing money for the Church, as they dose themselves with foolishness that only postpones the inevitable horrible death and trip to hell. To forever be Satan's playtoys. May God have mercy on their filthy souls.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-26-2015, 06:22 PM
I (also having no dealings with the stock market, as that isn't a proper womans place) Shall join in praying with you Sister Mary.
We know from his Promise in Ezekiel 25:17 that He will bring punishment upon those who sin against Him.
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them"
He will right the wrongs set against Him by the evildoers of this earth
Revelation 21:18 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
Praise God for sweet assurance!
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 12:10 AM
I went short on condom manufacturers.
Now that the homofaquals are going to be married, they will not longer being taking their spent seed home in the little sacks.
Privately I cheered to now be able to walk the back alleys and not get 'sticky feet'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 12:44 AM
I have instructed my broker to purchase $480,000 worth of Vera Wang stock. Her designer wedding gowns will likely be in high demand now. There is nothing a homosexual who is about to be married wants more than to prance down the aisle of their local Episcopal church wearing a fetching Vera Wang wedding gown with a long train.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 12:57 AM
I'm buying all the Smith-Kline stock I can get my hands on. Because the AIDS is going to blossom and spread like wildfire, and all the false cures the queers desperately want to buy will make me wealthy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 01:00 AM
I am putting my money in Johnson & Johnson, makers of KY Jelly....
Mark 13:22
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 12:50 PM
Like the other women who have commented in this thread, I don't presume to intrude on the domain of men, but I did suggest to my husband that maybe he should think about buying stock in Target. That store has long had an attraction to mincing ladyboys who cannot even pronounce the store's name in a manly, American way, but instead lisp it out as though it were French. Now, I hear that they're even advertising sodomitical "bridal" registries, so that the prancing nancies can have yet another way to mock and desecrate marriage.
1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
06-27-2015, 07:39 PM
My husband has me at the stock market right now (he hates crowds and as his helpmeet, I go in his place) to buy as much as possible of the stocks for all the gun companies. The gun companies should be making good money after the Christians start buying for in self-defense! He is also buying stock into all the companies that serve gays...and then donating all the money to our church funds that help gays go on the straight and narrow path again!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
07-31-2015, 01:07 AM
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I am putting my money in Johnson & Johnson, makers of KY Jelly....
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pssst...here's a little tip: invest in producers of petroleum-based anus lube, like Valvoline®.
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07-31-2015, 02:55 AM
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pssst...here's a little tip: invest in producers of petroleum-based anus lube, like Valvoline®.
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And Crisco©. I know the fags like Crisco© for some reason.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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07-31-2015, 04:35 PM
Now that there will be more homosexuals playing house and pretending to have a normal married life in suburbia, there will be more magazine subscriptions to decorate more coffee tables. I believe there will be a large increase in sales of Oprah Winfrey's magazine, "O". I have purchased a few shares in Oprah, Inc. this very morning.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
07-31-2015, 09:36 PM
If you believe gay marriage is wrong, why you make profits of it?
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
07-31-2015, 09:51 PM
Buying stock in Chiquita® might be a shrewd investment.
What newly "married" fag duo won't have a bunch of these stowed in the sock drawer?
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08-01-2015, 04:08 AM
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If you believe gay marriage is wrong, why you make profits of it?
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If you hate Jesus then why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
08-01-2015, 04:35 AM
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I literally said I hate Jesus, because I do
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
08-01-2015, 06:51 AM
I haven't noticed any mention of purchasing stock in farm animal chow. I imagine when the disgusting, feculent sodomites run out of each other to marry, they'll hit up the local small petting zoos for brides.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
08-01-2015, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I haven't noticed any mention of purchasing stock in farm animal chow. I imagine when the disgusting, feculent sodomites run out of each other to marry, they'll hit up the local small petting zoos for brides.
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You seriously have a lot of imagination. Lesbians only want to marry lesbians, gays only want to marry gays, final point, no kids, no animals, no objects, they want to marry people like them, I don't understand why you're so dramatic
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Re: Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry -
08-01-2015, 10:32 PM
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You seriously have a lot of imagination. Lesbians only want to marry lesbians, gays only want to marry gays, final point, no kids, no animals, no objects, they want to marry people like them, I don't understand why you're so dramatic
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How is it that you claim to know so much about these degenerates? Do common street whores co-mingle with the queers in mexico?
I'll have you know that we True Christians™ have been studying the homersexurals and their perverted habits for many years now. We know more about them than they do! We know what they really want: The complete destruction of the Normal Christian family. They want us all to wallow in the same AIDS-soaked crust that they do.
Well listen up seniorita: God is on our side! The queers can prance through the streets and steal marriage from us and sodomize each other in the aisles of every supermarket in America for all I care. God will come back one day soon and cleanse the earth of you and your filthy lifestyle. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Starting with you!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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