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Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-10-2007, 02:10 PM
THIS might seem like a made-up story, but Brothers and sisters, its all too true. Apparently they started out in gookland. Over there in Godless England, the goth tards are paying good money to dress up like zombies and cry. Jesus is probably laughing His Holy behind off right now.
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The crying game: Misery clubs come to the UK
Forget happiness, the in-crowd is being moved to tears by a new wave of super cool misery clubs, which give visitors (with the help of a pile of chopped onions) the chance to weep away their woes
Against a backdrop of crashing choral music and candlelight, a group of elaborately costumed young women are dabbing their eyes with a handkerchief, their mascara running to form black rivulets down their cheeks.
It is not difficult to see why they are so distressed: in front of them, a mound of pungent onions is being vigorously and elaborately chopped by a serious-looking young man in a tailcoat, and the fumes are overwhelming.
Even the male guests are wiping away the odd tear.
But then that's precisely the point. The 300 people in the crowd at this candlelit 17th-century wine vault, tucked away off a busy London thoroughfare, are here to do just that.
They are celebrating - if that is the right word, under the circumstances - the chance to express their more sorrowful side at a new club night called Loss.
Billed as 'an evening of exquisite misery', this is where clubbers can go to indulge their inner gloom. The onions are there to help them along a bit, should they struggle to shed their British reserve.
Loss is one of a new breed of crying clubs to arrive in the UK from Japan, where tears have become something of an industry in recent years.
In Tokyo, stressed businessmen can rent rooms by the hour to watch weepy movies or pay £5 a time to attend group cryathons and 'tear therapy' meetings.
Crying in public seems to have caught on in the United States, too.
New American website, cryingwhileeating.com allows users to post pictures of themselves weeping into their food alongside a short explanation of the cause of their distress ('global warming', 'always expects the worst and is never disappointed').
The site already has cult status, receiving thousands of hits in the past few months alone.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-10-2007, 02:16 PM
The gothtards will have enough to cry about in hell. They won't even need chopped onions.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-10-2007, 02:41 PM
This sickens me to no end.
They ought to hand out razor blades as well.
There is nothing more irritating than a weepy, depressed, hopeless, anguished, suicidal gothtard.
You'd think the little homers would be afraid of running thier make-up.
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04-10-2007, 06:31 PM
I guess it's cheaper than a therapist.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-10-2007, 07:30 PM
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I guess it's cheaper than a therapist.
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Perhaps, but neither will be able to cure the underlying cause of all this misery. Only Jesus can do that.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 04:55 AM
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Perhaps, but neither will be able to cure the underlying cause of all this misery. Only Jesus can do that.
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Jesus hates nancyboys who wallow in their self-imposed victimhood. What a waste of taxpayer money. We could be sending that many more ragheads to hell in iraquistan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 05:30 AM
How, well...stupid. People go to clubs to have fun, not to cry. Why would they need onions to help them cry anyways? Those things sting my eyes, I'm crying, but out of pain, not sorrow old
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 02:02 PM
Well, I've always said that Goths are just Islamists who decided to stick pantyhose on their arms instead of towels on their heads, and this is just more proof of that. Imagine if a radical jihadist preacher walked into one of those places - he'd have recruited two dozen human bombs for Allah before you can say "Jiminy Cricket"! No, the only thing to do with these nests of sedition is to send the riot police in to beat every enemy combatant in the place senseless (not that that should take long, since they're mostly senseless anyway) and ship the lot of them off to Guanatanamo. Or possibly Poland.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 02:39 PM
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Imagine if a radical jihadist preacher walked into one of those places - he'd have recruited two dozen human bombs for Allah before you can say "Jiminy Cricket"! No, the only thing to do with these nests of sedition is to send the riot police in to beat every enemy combatant in the place senseless and ship the lot of them off to Guanatanamo.
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You've given me an idea. Maybe the DOF could implement "Suicide Clubs" and promote them as a natural extension of the crying clubs. The little retards can just off themselves and the police will remain free to beat up crackheads. Might be worth looking into.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 04:07 PM
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You've given me an idea. Maybe the DOF could implement "Suicide Clubs" and promote them as a natural extension of the crying clubs. The little retards can just off themselves and the police will remain free to beat up crackheads. Might be worth looking into.
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Why not drop them off in those European Islamist enclaves?
See, when Americans hear that fellow Americans (goth freaks or no) were stoned by Islamists in western Europe . . . well, let's just say that France's slide toward Islam will come to an abrupt end!
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-11-2007, 05:29 PM
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I guess it's cheaper than a therapist.
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Don't try to act like you aren't one of those freaks.
That's you in that picture sister Thumper posted, isn't it?
Coincidenctal likeness? I think not.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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04-11-2007, 05:51 PM
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Don't try to act like you aren't one of those freaks.
That's you in that picture sister Thumper posted, isn't it?
Coincidenctal likeness? I think not.
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No, I had shoulder-length hair and wore a trenchcoat in my "goth" days. Apparently i was just a bit too redneck for the goth scene. However, strip the makeup, fruity attire, and forlorn look from that guy, and he's a spitting image of me.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-12-2007, 07:05 AM
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No, I had shoulder-length hair and wore a trenchcoat in my "goth" days.
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trenchcoats be for dirty ole flasher folk, Mr.Crowley! i not no before that goths like to flash thier nawty bits , an i got to asks is that why goth menfolk cry all the times, cuz the ladys laff at thier sad liddle choo-choos them be clinickly-depressed choo-choos they not have any self-esteems
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Apparently i was just a bit too redneck for the goth scene. However, strip the makeup, fruity attire, and forlorn look from that guy, and he's a spitting image of me.
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it ok Mr.Crowley, at least you not wagglin your willy at christain ladys no more that be real scary or funny, i undecideds, my jury be out to lunch
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-12-2007, 10:06 AM
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it ok Mr.Crowley, at least you not wagglin your willy at christain ladys no more that be real scary or funny, i undecideds, my jury be out to lunch
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I fear you may have jumped to the wrong conclusion:
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Originally Posted by H.P. Sauce
However, strip the makeup, fruity attire, and forlorn look from that guy, and he's a spitting image of me.
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He said to strip the guy of the attire... he didn't say to replace it with respectable clothing.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
04-12-2007, 01:49 PM
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I fear you may have jumped to the wrong conclusion:
He said to strip the guy of the attire... he didn't say to replace it with respectable clothing.
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so he be walkin around nekkid, all dangly an stuff? maybee he into a liddle crowley goat lurve
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04-13-2007, 08:04 AM
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so he be walkin around nekkid, all dangly an stuff? maybee he into a liddle crowley goat lurve
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Y'all crack me up . Petal, dear, did you take your meds today?
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05-22-2008, 02:34 AM
This girl looks so sad. I imagine she would be able to find solace in a different type of club. Too bad she didn't come to LBC instead. I'm sure she wouldn't be so sad.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
05-23-2008, 09:06 AM
I don't know what this crying business is but it's certainly not Goth, I looked into the link and there aren't any Goths in those photographs. Seems like you have it confused with something else.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
05-23-2008, 09:14 AM
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I don't know what this crying business is but it's certainly not Goth, I looked into the link and there aren't any Goths in those photographs. Seems like you have it confused with something else.
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NO!
It's they who are confused. They are merely Stealth Goths pretending to be ordinary folk.
Some of them even appeared to be laughing. I expect they were thinking about the pain suffered by Jesus as he died on that Cross.
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Re: Latest Goth Nonsense: Crying Clubs -
05-23-2008, 09:28 AM
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NO!
It's they who are confused. They are merely Stealth Goths pretending to be ordinary folk.
Some of them even appeared to be laughing. I expect they were thinking about the pain suffered by Jesus as he died on that Cross.
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Sure, if you belief that then it's fine with me. It's not that you could change anything about it anyway.
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