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Peacekeeper -
01-21-2007, 05:18 PM
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Yeah i took that much but the building was only 5 feet tall and it was the dog house.
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Peacekreeper.
More capuchin
than King Kong
he's hooting from
the Empire State
Let's fire the gong
Concrete his fate
He'll plummet long
to make a paste
for satan, God
and Solid Waste
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-21-2007, 07:45 PM
Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-22-2007, 05:11 AM
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Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...
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With Jesus, all things are possible. Keep trying, nancy. You'll get there yet.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-22-2007, 11:39 PM
Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-22-2007, 11:41 PM
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Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.
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If you understood the poem, it metaphorically placed you:
he's hooting from
the Empire State
not in New York state, but atop the tallest building in NYC.
Jesus!
He's gonna jump again!
Whooooop!
Uh, keep the knees bent
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-22-2007, 11:52 PM
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-22-2007, 11:57 PM
Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-23-2007, 12:01 AM
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Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?
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pwn your widdle d
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-23-2007, 03:34 AM
Oh no! Looks like ill have to make a red big word to pwn your line across my Destroyed!
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-23-2007, 03:40 AM
Is there a point to your miserable ramblings, canuck?
Stop whining already.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Peacekeeper -
01-23-2007, 03:47 AM
Actually i was just starting to joke with him because he used internet slang and i didn't realize he was familiarized with the terms. Just because so many here aren't. Generally academic types like him tend to stay away from it.
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