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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 07:47 PM
The word "Landover" isn't even in the bible. Now shut up and start praying.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 07:51 PM
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The word "Landover" isn't even in the bible. Now shut up and start praying.
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Listen here you ungodly Scot, you're not even an American (like me), let alone a member (like me), let alone a True Christian™. You have absolutely no right to rebuke me and your uppityness is just going to get your sorry little ass in deep trouble. You owe me an apology and I demand it be sincere and immediately forthcoming!
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 07:59 PM
I hope you were joking there. I am righteous and you are not, illiterate peasant.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 09:26 PM
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I hope you were joking there. I am righteous and you are not, illiterate peasant.
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I'm as serious as the flames of Hell. If you're so righteous, why the "Unsaved Trash" moniker. All you've managed to do is call me names. How many times have you quoted the Bible?
"Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?" Matthew 7:16
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 09:50 PM
Gentlemen please, this is a religious forum. We do not joke at Landover.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 09:53 PM
Brother Carlson this sinner wears a skirt and no underwear. Satan has him near the top of his list. It is only a matter of time.
YIC,
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 09:57 PM
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Brother Carlson this sinner wears a skirt and no underwear. Satan has him near the top of his list. It is only a matter of time.
YIC,
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Amen to that.
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." (2 Corinthians 6:14-17).
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 11:44 PM
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you're not even an American (like me)
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Indeed. He can travel the world freely without pretending to be a Canadian.
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...let alone a member (like me)
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And me... as well as a few others here who are members of the forum but certainly not members of Blandover Baptwit "Church"... just like you. One could argue you are really no better here than a humble Padre like myself.
As for this poor, simple, nickel-pinching sheep's gut aficionado... as long as he is rejecting the heretical Church of Scotland he has a good chance to find the true path of Jesus as taught by His first and only authentic Church.
The Roman Catholic Church.
Bless you, my bovine custodial officer trainee,
Father Mo
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-30-2008, 11:54 PM
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Indeed. He can travel the world freely without pretending to be a Canadian.
And me... as well as a few others here who are members of the forum but certainly not members of Blandover Baptwit "Church"... just like you. One could argue you are really no better here than a humble Padre like myself.
As for this poor, simple, nickel-pinching sheep's gut aficionado... as long as he is rejecting the heretical Church of Scotland he has a good chance to find the true path of Jesus as taught by His first and only authentic Church.
The Roman Catholic Church.
Bless you, my bovine custodial officer trainee,
Father Mo
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Blessings Upon you Father Maurice.
I am assured that if you decide to change your alegience to the one True Faith of Islam it can be arranged (through Prayer) for Virginal Boys instead of Girls.
Come, join us in our victory.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-31-2008, 12:26 AM
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 7:20
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-31-2008, 04:36 AM
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Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 7:20
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Yes, and the Catholics do have many fruits.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
10-31-2008, 04:39 AM
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Yes, and the Catholics do have many fruits.
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Me? Oh, no ma'am. I'm a Baptist, same as yourself. In fact, I've come to find out that Pastor Ezekiel knows Pastor Conaway, the pastor of my church. I don't like them Catholics, no way, no how. They're all going to Hell.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 12:40 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous. I better make this quick since I'll probably be banned soon, but I'd just like to tell you guys that I come from a Seventh-day Adventist CHRISTIAN background, and know that you Landover people are not really Christians... you've just fallen into some sort of Satan-trap thing. Look at all the lies you post on your website!
No, Chinese are not automatically bound for hell.
Yes, pets will be in heaven.
No, you do NOT burn in hell for all of eternity. You burn until you have disintegrated into the air.
You guys are lairs! I recall that the Bible says 'do not lie'... so, have fun in hell,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 12:48 AM
Welcome to God's Forum™ Anonymous.
He has sent you here for a reason. Why not tell us about yourself.
YIC,
Sayved
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Originally Posted by Anonymous_Member
Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous. I better make this quick since I'll probably be banned soon, but I'd just like to tell you guys that I come from a Seventh-day Adventist CHRISTIAN background, and know that you Landover people are not really Christians... you've just fallen into some sort of Satan-trap thing. Look at all the lies you post on your website!
No, Chinese are not automatically bound for hell.
Yes, pets will be in heaven.
No, you do NOT burn in hell for all of eternity. You burn until you have disintegrated into the air.
You guys are lairs! I recall that the Bible says 'do not lie'... so, have fun in hell,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 01:37 AM
I am Anonymous. I'll tell you as much as I am just a little angry that you're website is bashing innocent childrens movies such as DINOSAUR.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 01:44 AM
This is a very good start. Did you know that dinosaurs roamed the earth with Jesus ?
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I am Anonymous. I'll tell you as much as I am just a little angry that you're website is bashing innocent childrens movies such as DINOSAUR.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 01:55 AM
I would like to know if you Landover people dislike dinosaurs or not. Also... do you honestly believe people will burnt eternally in hell? Do you honestly think that Chinese people are automatically bound for hell? Do you honestly think it is right to beat your children with a Bible? And this is an article I read recently... do you honestly think that breastfeeding is a sin?! God designed breasts to be organic feeders for newborn children!
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-01-2008, 02:09 AM
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I would like to know if you Landover people dislike dinosaurs or not.
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We don't dislike them, they were a failed experiment.
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Also... do you honestly believe people will burnt eternally in hell?
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You had better start believing it, we will be laughing from heaven.
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Do you honestly think that Chinese people are automatically bound for hell?
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Anyone who does not know and follow every word of the KVJ1611 is bound for hell. What is your point ?
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Do you honestly think it is right to beat your children with a Bible?
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With the exception of an occasional involuntary twitch my adult children have suffered no ill effects.
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And this is an article I read recently... do you honestly think that breastfeeding is a sin?! God designed breasts to be organic feeders for newborn children!
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You should at least formally introduce yourself if you are going to bring up this subject on our Godly Forum™
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-05-2008, 08:40 PM
I'd like to turn this thread back to its original intent, prayers for Sarah Palin.
John McCan't cost her the Vice Presidency, with his gimpy and limp "moderate" ways. Instead of standing true to her Christian values, McCan't tried to steal liberal votes from Obama.
As a result, Sarah Palin is forced to return to being Governor of Alaska, and will have to appoint a new Republican senator (Ted Stevens won re-election but will doubtless be booted by the Senate).
We know she'll be back for a run in 2012, and are looking forward to it. But right now, she needs our prayers and support.
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Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin -
11-06-2008, 04:07 AM
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I would like to know if you Landover people dislike dinosaurs or not. Also... do you honestly believe people will burnt eternally in hell? Do you honestly think that Chinese people are automatically bound for hell? Do you honestly think it is right to beat your children with a Bible? And this is an article I read recently... do you honestly think that breastfeeding is a sin?! God designed breasts to be organic feeders for newborn children!
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