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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 09:31 AM
I apologize for being insufficiently clear. When midgets first came on the scene, people thought they were fun. But in reality, they are demon span and need to be eradicated. I was showing pictures because it is possible that some might get them confused with innocent children.
I want people to be able to identify theses little satanic henchmen and eliminate them from the earth. Last thing I want to see is some foul mouthed midget hitting on one of my daughters.
Can we mail them back to Somalia?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 11:57 AM
I do like to watch the midget wrestling though.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
Dey ain't been stealin da lil angels diapers an onesies off da clothes line agin, Miz Mary Maria, have they?
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Oh, you Parking Lot Tithers crack me up! "Clothes line" when our maid has a perfectly good electric dryer to use! Reusing diapers instead of buying disposables!
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Mammy
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Oh, you Parking Lot Tithers crack me up! "Clothes line" when our maid has a perfectly good electric dryer to use! Reusing diapers instead of buying disposables!
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Well smack me upside da head. What in da world was I think bout, clothes line, humph!
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Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God True Christian™ Theologian
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
What in da world was I think bout, clothes line, humph!
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Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.
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Mammy
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.
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Dat right Mr Larry, now iffin only I could get LaVitra to git dem huge underpants o hers off da clothes line we could find ourselfs some of dem midgets to hang up and play wif.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
09-12-2009, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Not so fast. You could hang midgets from it, if you wanted.
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Now Larry, you know I was acquitted of that. My joo lawyer proved the freak had climbed the tree and got entangled in the noose.....
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-13-2014, 03:18 PM
Let us all pray that this midget gets his parental rights from the whore who raped him:
Woman who slept with dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party gives birth to dwarf
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The Spanish woman’s infidelity was revealed to her shocked husband, who demanded an explanation — she confessed she had slept with the stripper at her party.
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May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-13-2014, 05:14 PM
I think midgets are only a small problem.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-14-2014, 06:48 AM
I'll give them a short prayer.
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-15-2014, 03:46 PM
I pray for Warren Davis. Hes a midget right?
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Serving Jesus
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-15-2014, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by drugsrcool696
I pray for Warren Davis. Hes a midget right?
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Welcome, Dru. You have a very unusual last name. Is that Romanian?
We'd like you to make an introduction, if that wouldn't be too much of a problem. It's a small request we make of all who come here for fellowship.
What is your congregation? How did you find Jesus? Who is Warren Davis?
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-16-2014, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Welcome, Dru. You have a very unusual last name. Is that Romanian?
We'd like you to make an introduction, if that wouldn't be too much of a problem. It's a small request we make of all who come here for fellowship.
What is your congregation? How did you find Jesus? Who is Warren Davis?
God Bless!
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let my guess
10 reason why god hates Romanian
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Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets -
10-16-2014, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Salad Time
let my guess
10 reason why god hates Romanian
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You are very rude.
I doubt if the Lord hates the Romanians any more than He hates you Swiss.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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