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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
09-11-2012, 06:03 AM
Snail kitty,
You think a lot of things that are wrong. You seem very angry with other people for not thinking the same things as you that are wrong. Why do you want everyone else to think the same wrong things as you and alow yourself to be unhappy when they don't?
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-18-2012, 04:27 AM
tampons (which have a very low rate of TOS, even if you leave it in after 8 hours) are much than sitting in your own blood all day.
no uterus, no opinion.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-18-2012, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rcmosquito
tampons (which have a very low rate of TOS, even if you leave it in after 8 hours) are much than sitting in your own blood all day.
no uterus, no opinion.
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Oh my sweet JESUS THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
Take your filthy mick porn stories to the papist forums. I'm sure they'd love it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-18-2012, 04:37 AM
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Oh my sweet JESUS THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
Take your filthy mick porn stories to the papist forums. I'm sure they'd love it.
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And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.
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12-18-2012, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rcmosquito
And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.
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First of all, I do not yet have a wife. I have been engaged to Sister Daisy Mae for a bit over 7 years now. Happily engaged.
As for your intense desire to discuss and flaunt your unclean time....Are you aware of what God commands when you decide to bleed from your cooter?
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Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-18-2012, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rcmosquito
And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.
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Uh, he's unmarried (engaged for over 7 years to Miss Daisy-Mae, hasn't got to the altar yet, no one has any idea what the hold-up could be...).
But whatever. Everything God wants him to know about that sort of thing is covered in Leviticus 15:19-27. It even goes on to detail how she can atone for offending God with her menses in Leviticus 15:28-30.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-18-2012, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
I just returned from the ICU at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines where Claire from the Youth Group (Deb and Bill's daughter) was admitted today after falling into a coma due to a "toxic waste syndrome" she contracted from a dirty tampon.
I Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.
Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.
Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.
When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.
Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.
I Corinthians 6:15-16
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."
Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies
Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.
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Godly women uses a pad not one of Satans cotton fingers.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-19-2012, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rcmosquito
And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.
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Yes, she takes some sheets and pillows, her Bible, and goes to live out in the shed for her 7 days of uncleanliness, as God commands (Leviticus 15:19). I provide ample washrags for her, and there is a hose, so there is no excuse for jamming anything up her cooter.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-20-2012, 07:21 PM
Dirty Tampons can give women diseases which keep them from worshipping Christ Almighty. All women should know God's Word, many do not because of Dirty Tampons causing infections. The awful scientists who plan on destroying Christianity are the ones who are responsible for this unholiness. If it was up to me, I would eradicate all scientists and atheists.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-24-2012, 02:41 AM
Praise The Lord I never used this horrible item.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-26-2012, 09:15 AM
This method sufficed in my day - bundle up a newspaper and place it in one's underwear; one's hymen remains intact whilst soiling the unGodly fourth estate. A winning combination which surely gladdens the LORD's heart.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
12-26-2012, 09:33 AM
Hello Mrs. Rogers that is good advice. I mean for women and not for men. If you use the Sunday paper you should take out the sale papers because I think the color ink is unhealthy plus that might be overkill.
Thank you.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 12:25 AM
Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Acceptance98
Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?
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See here, Madame, we are quite used to being lectured by the unsaved, but we do require a proper introduction. Do that please, in the Introduction Forum. What is your congregation? When and where did you find Jesus? Tell us everything about yourself. Omit no detail, no matter how sordid.
God Bless!
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Acceptance98
Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?
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I think the question a lady really ought to ask herself is, would she rather use something to lessen the effects of Satan's Waterfall every month and hasten her voyage to Hell, or would she rather turn her heart towards Jesus, confess her sins, accept redemption, and find a good Christian man to take care of her and provide her with meaning and hope in the form of a useful womb?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Acceptance98
Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?
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Why would she feel embarrassed? I mean, she's out there on her own in her menstra hut. No one to see her. No one to embarrass her. And does it matter if her clothes are ruined - after all, my wife has special menstra clothes made from burlap, which she'd never wear when not suffering from Eve's Curse.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 03:18 AM
Only birth control using sluts menstruate, and it doesn't surprise me a bit that they masturbate with cotton dildoes during their unclean time.
Frankly, this is not an issue that most True Christian women even need to worry their pretty little heads about. A good father sells his daughter at first blood, and if seeded immediately and subsequently by her new husband, she will stay in a nearly perpetual state of pregnancy until many years and many birthings later, her womb falls out and she keels over dead, as pleases The Lord.
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 03:42 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
01-01-2015, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
This method sufficed in my day - bundle up a newspaper and place it in one's underwear; one's hymen remains intact whilst soiling the unGodly fourth estate. A winning combination which surely gladdens the LORD's heart.
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That's a lovely idea...my husband has commanded me to find the most skimpy piece of "underwear", the kind sluts wear, and use that as padding to soil the dirty, seductive moves of Satan.
Doing everything for His glory,
Elizabeth
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Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart -
02-11-2015, 06:16 AM
First off, tampons rarely cause TOS and if you read the instructions on how long to wear it and when to remove it you have a very slim risk of getting TOS. You wear either a tampon or a pad so you don't dirty your clothes and you shower. You wouldn't want to dirty your tights/jeans/leggings/dresses/skirts with blood, would you? I don't think so.
Secondly.
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Why would she feel embarrassed? I mean, she's out there on her own in her menstra hut. No one to see her. No one to embarrass her. And does it matter if her clothes are ruined - after all, my wife has special menstra clothes made from burlap, which she'd never wear when not suffering from Eve's Curse.
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You dress your wife in BURLAP and banish her to a hut when she has her period? A period is a natural bodily function similar to going to the bathroom or tooting or even burping.
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