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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-06-2008, 03:11 AM
Brother, that is horrifying and disgusting!
Perfect evidence of what happens when you ignore God's Word.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-06-2008, 04:32 AM
I voted Catholics being the worst because of all the major "faiths"...it is one of the most powerful both politically and financially.
This babylonian offspring has survived the ravages of time because it is kept alive by the upper echelon papist generals.
Your average Catholic walking around is blind to the origins of his church and any attempts to show them how diabolical it is...is met with ridicule.
The Catholics only think they worship Christ and His mother (who shouldn't be worshipped at all) they are really worshipping Dagon and Hectate aka Semiramis and her son Tammuz, the ancients of Babylon.
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-06-2008, 04:53 PM
I voted for the Catholics. Sure, some might tithe as a good Christian would, but that money is going towards the defense of pervert priests. This makes the Catholics just as bad as the pedophiles in the clergy. In my humble opinion, of course.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-06-2008, 05:42 PM
Why aren't Satanic Surfers and Lutheranians available as choices?
If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-08-2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it
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What the piffle is your problem? Birthday smiting? Are you insane. God loves everyone you false piece of shit. Love thy neighbor, isn't that the rule? Not ask which religion God would most love to abolish, you heretic. And you just happen to be one of his "chosen few" on a WEBSITE? What is your problem? Seriously, get a reality check. Those of us who "are less fortunate" to not have abilities on a piffleing website actually have a sense of reality. I seriously cannot believe you people. You are a disgusting group. After reading your posts, I am very glad I am Catholic and not a piffleing crazy Baptist. Get a piffleing clue.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-08-2008, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Amaime
I am very glad I am Catholic and not a piffleing crazy Baptist. Get a piffleing clue.
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Where'd you CATHOLICS get such dirty tongues, the priest?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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02-08-2008, 11:06 PM
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Where'd you CATHOLICS get such dirty tongues, the priest?
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Actually, i brush regularly, and my tongue was developed when i was in the womb. Where'd you become such a dickwad and biblethumper? Assmunch. Go back to your batcave.
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02-08-2008, 11:10 PM
That's really out of line. You have chronic pottymouth and a tendency to insult your superiors. Maybe you should go back home and say those things to your parents. Is that how they raised you?
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02-08-2008, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
That's really out of line. You have chronic pottymouth and a tendency to insult your superiors. Maybe you should go back home and say those things to your parents. Is that how they raised you?
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Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor? Why dont you prescribe me the right religion then mr. super doctor. piffle off, you have no idea what my life is like, my parents are divorced, my dad is jobless, my mom is working 6 days a week, and my step dad the same. So piffle off and get some goddamned respect you asshole, you're not my superior, my superior is God, and from what ive seen, you and him have A) Nothing in common and ABSOLUTELY nothing in common. Please, go get a life doing something other than telling me what the piffle to do.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-08-2008, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Amaime
What the piffle is your problem? Birthday smiting? Are you insane. God loves everyone you false piece of shit. Love thy neighbor, isn't that the rule? Not ask which religion God would most love to abolish, you heretic. And you just happen to be one of his "chosen few" on a WEBSITE? What is your problem? Seriously, get a reality check. Those of us who "are less fortunate" to not have abilities on a piffleing website actually have a sense of reality. I seriously cannot believe you people. You are a disgusting group. After reading your posts, I am very glad I am Catholic and not a piffleing crazy Baptist. Get a piffleing clue.
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I can’t quite see how you could be happy as the servant of the vicar of Rome. Your false creed, especially transubstantiation, must surely cause you a few sleepless nights.
You know as well as I that Christ said,
Lu:22:19: And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
1Co:11:24: And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me.
1Co:11:25: After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood: this do ye, as oft as ye drink it, in remembrance of me.
It must be clear to you; He wishes you to eat bread (any bread would do) and drink wine and remember Him. Surely you cannot think that a Priest could perform a miracle and turn bread into real genuine flesh and wine into real genuine blood? Does the bread taste of meat? Does the Wine taste of Blood? I don’t think so, and yet all priests claim this every day
Yet your church is founded on this belief.
And your priests, why must you speak with them to speak with God?
Joh:14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Not by a priest…
How can you be happy being so deceived? Deceived by your church, deceived by your parents, who brought you up an unthinking catholic…
Stay a while, read some of what you see. Read KJV Bible, understand what you need to believe.
You need to read all the words of God, obey all the words of God, not some man in Rome's words.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-08-2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Amaime
Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor? Why dont you prescribe me the right religion then mr. super doctor. piffle off, you have no idea what my life is like, my parents are divorced, my dad is jobless, my mom is working 6 days a week...
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Ah, so you're messed up because your mum's a whore. I see.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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02-08-2008, 11:42 PM
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Ah, so you're messed up because your mum's a whore. I see.
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Excuse me? Im speechless. To call my mom a whore? You should seriously go slit your wrists right now. HOW DARE YOU? If i ever find you in real life i would kick the living shit out of you. I hope you burn in hell. Its one thing to insult a person, but to insult their mother is where i draw the piffleing line. You damn baptists are a piffleed up bunch. I cant wait to be in heaven at the right hand of the lord while you all are serving satan in hell. What a great day that will be.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-08-2008, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Amaime
Excuse me? Im speechless. To call my mom a whore? You should seriously go slit your wrists right now. HOW DARE YOU? If i ever find you in real life i would kick the living shit out of you. I hope you burn in hell. Its one thing to insult a person, but to insult their mother is where i draw the piffleing line. You damn baptists are a piffleed up bunch. I cant wait to be in heaven at the right hand of the lord while you all are serving satan in hell. What a great day that will be.
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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02-08-2008, 11:49 PM
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Funny thing is, you didnt tell the truth, because you dont know the truth. Go get a piffleing clue because you have no idea what you're talking about.
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02-08-2008, 11:52 PM
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Funny thing is, you didnt tell the truth, because you dont know the truth. Go get a piffleing clue because you have no idea what you're talking about.
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Alright then, give me a clue: why did your parents divorce?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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02-09-2008, 12:06 AM
They divorced because Dad could not live with the fact that Amaime was a piffleing finocchio. Do you really blame him for not wanting to watch his laddie swish around in tight pink jeans?
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02-09-2008, 12:06 AM
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Alright then, give me a clue: why did your parents divorce?
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02-09-2008, 12:10 AM
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Because my dad and my mom didnt get along ...
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Mark 10:12And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
There you have it. The Bible quite clearly states that your whore of a mother is a whore. Or do you have a problem with God as well as us now?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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02-15-2008, 08:16 PM
i'm new here
just wondering where seventh day adventists and jehovas witness' fit in as far as false religions go
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02-15-2008, 08:38 PM
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Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor?
Please, go get a life doing something other than telling me what the piffle to do.
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Miss Enema, aren't you the one posting vulgarities on a Baptist forum? If you're not interested in God's Word, why are you here?
Are you not the guest here? Why can you not act like one?
I assume that since your mother is a whore and your pimp father left her for another whore that you are nothing but some trailer-dwelling bogan, and probably a bastard, too; that doesn't mean you can't learn to act like a lady.
Eliza Doolittle could do it, why can't you?
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