[WilliamJenningsBryan]

In our continuing series of pope watch episodes we chronicle the continuing absurdities coming from the Vatican so you don't have to. The latest comes from the pope's pending visit to Ireland - that just approved baby killing by a landslide referendum.

Reminiscent of the potato famine starvation that struck the island nation in 1845, Ireland once again appears to be suffering from a lack of - wafers (including, of all things, transubstantiated "low gluten" Jesus protein). The planned event reminds one of a rock concert style picnic in the park where an estimated 500,000 wafers will be distributed to the masses during a mass "mass".

Falsely comparing the event to Jesus' miracle of the Loaves and Fishes in Matthew, these are "real" wafers hand crafted by nuns with time on their hands. Anticipating "leftovers", the logistics planners are obsessing over what to do with them - including handing out "doggie bags" to distribute them to the poor. I'm surprised that the Vatican, no stranger to adopting modern distribution and marketing techniques, hasn't looked into putting them on Amazon.

Dublin archdiocese seeks 4,000 Eucharistic ministers for papal Mass
By Elise Harris
Dublin, Ireland, Jul 20, 2018 / 06:39 am (EWTN News/CAN)

With less than a month to go until Pope Francis visits Dublin for the World Meeting of Families, organizers are moving forward with spiritual preparations as well as the practical, and have called for some 4,000 Eucharistic ministers to serve at the event's closing Mass.

According to the Archdiocese of Dublin, around 500,000 people are expected for the closing Mass in Phoenix Park Aug. 26, which will be celebrated by Pope Francis, who will arrive in Dublin the previous day to close the week-long event.

To ensure all attendees have access to communion at Mass, the archdiocese sent an appeal July 17 for some 4,000 Eucharistic ministers – priests, religious, consecrated or laity – who have already been trained and assist with the distribution of communion in their home parishes.

According to the archdiocese, the ministers who sign up to volunteer at the Mass must be “trained and functioning ministers of Holy Communion,” and must also be “steady on your feet.”

Though plastic tarp will be laid out in several areas, most of the distribution for communion will take place on bumpy, grassy areas of the park, making it important that the ministers are able to stand their ground.

Even though ministers will have already been trained and approved by their parishes, they will also need to be vetted representatives of the World Meeting of Families.

The archdiocese said it could not guarantee that ministers would be able to distribute in the section where their families are, but voiced hope that this would not stop people from “generously stepping up to help with this important task,” and promised to do their best to keep parish groups together.

So far the archdiocese has prepared some 4,500 ciboria - the gold dishes used to hold the consecrated hosts in the distribution of communion at Mass.

In addition, the archdiocese said they have already received more than 500,000 hosts for the Mass thanks to the Redemptoristine Sisters of St Alphonsus Monastery in Dublin, and the Cistercian Sisters from Glencairn, County Waterford.

Pilgrims up front will receive communion from the main sanctuary area, and teams of nine will be assigned to each of the corrals set up in the park, which will hold roughly 1,400 people apiece.

Eight people divided in pairs of two will distribute communion in each corral, with the distribution point marked with a white umbrella. There will also be a separate minister placed in the middle and marked with a red umbrella for mass-goers who require low-gluten hosts.

Quoting the Gospel of Matthew, which recounts how the disciples “took up what was left over of the broken pieces” after Jesus multiplied the loaves of bread and fish, the archdiocese said they plan to donate any extra hosts to hospitals and nursing homes, “so that those who weren’t able to be present and who followed the Mass on television can receive from this tremendous event.”

http://www.ewtnnews.com/catholic-new...d.php?id=17867

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I like the “steady on your feet” bit. Due to the toxic nature of their idolatrous masses priests would quickly become intoxicated and are restricted as per the following:

WARNING - links to POPISH transcriptions

https://www.catholictranscript.org/columns/195-david-liptak/3011-how-many-masses.html

[Diesel Stanford]

I always endorse people who convert from Catholicism to the truth, two of those are Patrick and James Battell from the (ungodly) UK, also known as excatholics.

[Father Maurice Lester]

His Holiness will travel to Ireland and say Mass for 500,000 vintage Christians. Think about it. When it comes to following the teachings and examples of Jesus, there is nothing to compare to such a celebration of faith and fidelity to our Lord and Saviour and to his most precious of servants.

As a matter of course, The Pope routinely says Mass all over the world to vast and thankful crowds who dream their whole lives of getting to hear God's Vicar and enjoy the chance of being personally blessed by a sure Saint in the making. Like Popes before him, he fulfills the wishes of Jesus and brings both the teachings of Jesus and a humble, Catholic grace to every corner of the globe. (The earth, besides being 4.5 billion years old, is round. I know this is confusing for the least capable of His children but such is His plan!)

I took a few minutes to google what sort of fantastic 'Christian' gatherings various Baptists were organising and, much to my incredulous surprise, all I found were a series of bake-sales and Am-way seminars.

Why is that?

Well, I think we all know why. It is because God wants there to be a billion or so Catholics and is not interested in populating the planet with the type of 'Christians' who venerate, support and adore people like the Tangerine Caligula.

Occam's Razor.

If it weren't God's will there would be no Catholic Church.

It it weren't God's will there would be no Pope.

If it weren't God's will Jesus would not have built His Church on the sturdy, Jewish back of Saint Peter.

Whinge all you want about the occasional and understandable failings of the Church, and a very few of its clergy, but remember that if He wanted anything else for Christianity He would have given the World something different.

But He hasn't. Deal with it.

On another note, we have a little joke kicking around the Vatican we tell during the plans for Dublin. It comes from a former Anglican clergy who saw the light and has become a Catholic Priest.

"How many Potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman?

"None."







Bless you, my tatterdemalion tiki torchers,
Father Mo




P.S. I just learned that the toothbrush was invented in Iowa. This is why it's not called a teethbrush.










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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

His Holiness will travel to Ireland and say Mass for 500,000 vintage Christians. Think about it. When it comes to following the teachings and examples of Jesus, there is nothing to compare to such a celebration of faith and fidelity to our Lord and Saviour and to his most precious of servants.

As a matter of course, The Pope routinely says Mass all over the world to vast and thankful crowds who dream their whole lives of getting to hear God's Vicar and enjoy the chance of being personally blessed by a sure Saint in the making. Like Popes before him, he fulfills the wishes of Jesus and brings both the teachings of Jesus and a humble, Catholic grace to every corner of the globe. (The earth, besides being 4.5 billion years old, is round. I know this is confusing for the least capable of His children but such is His plan!)

I took a few minutes to google what sort of fantastic 'Christian' gatherings various Baptists were organising and, much to my incredulous surprise, all I found were a series of bake-sales and Am-way seminars.

Why is that?

Well, I think we all know why. It is because God wants there to be a billion or so Catholics and is not interested in populating the planet with the type of 'Christians' who venerate, support and adore people like the Tangerine Caligula.

Occam's Razor.

If it weren't God's will there would be no Catholic Church.

It it weren't God's will there would be no Pope.

If it weren't God's will Jesus would not have built His Church on the sturdy, Jewish back of Saint Peter.

Whinge all you want about the occasional and understandable failings of the Church, and a very few of its clergy, but remember that if He wanted anything else for Christianity He would have given the World something different.

But He hasn't. Deal with it.

On another note, we have a little joke kicking around the Vatican we tell during the plans for Dublin. It comes from a former Anglican clergy who saw the light and has become a Catholic Priest.

"How many Potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman?

"None."

Bless you, my tatterdemalion tiki torchers,
Father Mo

P.S. I just learned that the toothbrush was invented in Iowa. This is why it's not called a teethbrush.

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Well, the Vatican spinmeister is back from an extended absence - no doubt having been consumed with mitigating the latest stream of scandals out of Rome.

Sad to say, but like the mooselimbes, the vast numbers of the billion cathylicks on the planet reside in some of the most impoverished countries, see blood coming from Mary statues and images of Jesus on their tacos, bottle and sell "holy" water to the uninformed, and manufacture some of the world's most unreliable cars.

Selling Amway products and bake sale cookies is at least doing something useful and productive - unlike cathylick church basement Bingo, a game of gambling wealth redistribution befitting the "new" socialist pope.

While the pope is handing out wafers to the destitute, our "Tangerine Caligula" is producing 4.1% GDP growth where everyone is prospering (2 Corinthians 9:11).

Bless you too, my Bingo Barker Bumpkin.