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Default Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-28-2018, 08:56 AM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, we've all seen it on TV - Donald Trump's enthusiastic rallies have been attended by hundreds of thousands reminiscent of the multitudes that went to hear Jesus speak in the Sermon on the Mount. Indeed, it is said that the President has something called the "Bully Pulpit", and Trump has taken to it like no other president in recent memory.

Unlike Obama, Trump is rarely seen using a Teleprompter or other prepared notes and speaks directly as if inspired by the Holy Spirit. On a daily basis Trump is driving the LIEberals and the MSM into fits of frenzy by issuing his rebukings on Twitter and other social media. The response reminds one of Pastor Zeke driving the demons from the colons of the homers.

It's no surprise that Trump is having a profound affect throughout the world, with corrupt globalists and deep state socialists and communists running for cover. Trump is truly a Holy Man of God sent by Jesus to drain the swamp and it's no surprise that others see the hand of the Holy Spirit.

India continues to be one of those "shithole" countries that needs Jesus, and needs to dispense with their multiple false gods with many arms and feet to emancipate them from their squalor. Nonetheless, it is encouraging to see these dot heads at least realize the presence of the Holy Spirit in Trump - it's a start.

Instead of the FBI investigating Russian "collusion" in the Trump election, perhaps Mueller and his corrupt Deep State lawyers might look into the "collusion" of the Holy Spirit.

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Trump Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-28-2018, 09:41 AM

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It's no surprise that Trump is having a profound affect throughout the world, with corrupt globalists and deep state socialists and communists running for cover. Trump is truly a Holy Man of God sent by Jesus to drain the swamp and it's no surprise that others see the hand of the Holy Spirit...

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I'm with you. Mr Trump, as a born-again True Christian™ man of perfect composure, is so filled with glory that it is very hard for the uneducated illiterate idol-worshiper NOT to confuse President Trump with a Deity. Of course, the idolatry of these polytheists will derive them on to Hell's Highway but I see also tremendous potential in this incident. First, let us look at the characteristics of President Trump that must be totally unknown to the Hinduist sage but that we have been able to observe and cherish during The Donald's successful presidential campaign and during his utterly pious service as the POTUS.

True Christians(tm) are perfect.

Matthew 5:48
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

So is Mr. Trump.



True Christians™ are faultless before God. They always show Love towards other True Christians™.

Jude 1:24
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,

1 Thessalonians 4:9
But as touching brotherly love ye need not that I write unto you: for ye yourselves are taught of God to love one another.

So is President Donald Trump. So does The Donald.



Jesus is harsh against His enemies while He loves them without accepting them into Heaven. So is Mr. Trump.

Luke 20:43
Till I make thine enemies thy footstool.

Mr. Trump has still some time to serve under Christ before this happens, as he is still missing the footstool.



But he is steadfast with our enemies, such as Mr. Macaron of Godless France as depicted in the verse and photograph below.

1 Corinthians 15:58
Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord.



Thus, we can easily see why The Donald would be taken as a god. Now we can also clearly see that there are some differences between Jesus and President Trump regarding footstools. By giving the intellectually challenged Indians access to online Bible and by pointing out these verses we can gain them to Jesus. In this manner, this unfortunate debacle of idolatry may eventually serve Jesus by providing a couple of fresh souls to Heaven.


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Default Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-28-2018, 06:45 PM

While our President wears a wonderful suit and tie, it is worth remembering the not all the world's men dress this way. If we could help Hindus make the transition from their phony god to Donald Trump by altering the President's appearance slightly, it seems much to the good and no harm done.

This art work of a Hindu god turns out to have some likeness to the President right without any alteration. Maybe blond hair and we're there:




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Default Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-29-2018, 01:04 PM

I particularly noticed the difference between these Indians and a bunch of island freaks who worship the Duke of Edinburgh. Of all lukewarm cults surely Anglicanism takes the biscuit and yet they're exchanging gifts and photos? But I digress. In the comments section of your second clip I noticed:

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Trump Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-30-2018, 04:07 AM

Breaking news! Is this image the reason why the Hindoos mistook President Trump for a god?

As we all know, the Hindu gods (in essence, they are presumably real demons, Satan's allies, entities that frolic on Earth to lure innocent youths into sodomy) are mostly sodomites or transgender. Proof below!



Because of this age-old unnatural tradition, we can deduce that the Indians would find any person of Power who engages in same-sex relations a kind of deity. Why should this concern President Trump, you may ask?! We must remember that as a Born-Again Christian Mr. Trump is beyond sin (1 John 3:9) and totally pure (Matthew 5:8). But before this re-birth that is totally different from the Asiatic re-birth Mr. Trump was as handsome and intelligent as ever but a sinner, similar to the many Pastors of our Church, whose youthful experimentation with she-males and males has been washed clean by the Blood of Christ (Hebrews 9:22). There is, in fact, ancient documentation showing the boy Donald engaged in a sexual act with a Hamite boy as follows:



The caught-in-the-act proof is definite. The Hindoos must have located this image and by their inferior mathematics calculated that boy sodomy + staggeringly good looks, power and intelligence = a Hindu god. Case closed.

Should we care? Actually, we shouldn't. Mr. Trump is not the same boy who is depicted in the vintage homerimage above. He is a new man who will lead many, perhaps tens or dozens of Hindu Heathen eventually into Heaven.

2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Old lecherous things exist no more except in the bytes of the Indian subcontinent. Mr. Trump is a new Creature, fearless. For instance, He refers to His lion-grade enemies as mere pussies, useless hairy messed-up things that can be grapped and discarded. God bless President Trump.




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 06-30-2018, 09:03 AM

Although i don't think that Trump can be considered a god, he could become a saint if he left Presbyterianism converted to Catholicism. I'm sure he would be accepted, since he made a miracle when he became President and Made America Great Again.


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Default Re: Trump Worshipped as Dot Head God in India - 07-01-2018, 07:40 PM

Should I have seen that St. Trump from behind, I might have mistook for Mrs. Glendora Christianson. (Anyone remember her? )
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