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PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-24-2010, 10:54 PM
The myth of genes, genetics and DNA
Scientists claim that we have "genes" and that those "genes" allow the parents to influence the child. They prove this by pointing out two poodles will get poodle puppies and two cats will get kittens. While this sounds very convincing, it is not even close how it really works.
What can we learn from the Holy Bible
As always, the real answers are in the Holy Bible. Genesis 30:37-39 to be exact: " And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted."
Please note what happens here. By showing animals spots while they were mating, their offspring got spots. By showing animals stripes while they were mating, their offspring got stripes! Things are always easy with God. When scientists claim things are complicated, they are always lying. Usually to steal our money.
So, by changing what animals look at while they are mating, you can completely control their offspring. Just like Jacob did in Genesis 30:37-39.
So how does it really work?
The scientists got the poodles making poodles and cats making cats part right. But they got the reasons all wrong. The reason why poodles make poodles is not "genes" or "DNA". It is because they are looking at a poodle while they are having sex. The reason cats are making cats is because they see cats while they are having sex!
This also explains why retarded parents get retarded children. It is because they are looking at a retard while they are having sex! Just go to the nearest trailer park to see how this works.
Isn't it amazing how the Bible always contains an explanation that really explains everything? Unlike science where theories last a few weeks before a new theory is needed to fix the errors of the previous one!
How can you use this knowledge?
First of all you have to determine what kind of child you want to have. Let's say you want your child to become a great American football player. For this you would need a lot of large pictures of naked American football players in your bedroom. It is important that they are naked to prevent the child from getting weird spots and stripes. Make sure both you and your wife look intensively at these pictures of naked American football players while you are having sex. That's all you need to do to get a child that will become a great American football player!
This could be your child if you ignored "genetics" and followed the Holy Bible:
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-24-2010, 11:30 PM
Did you get that picture for the game that just ended ten minutes ago?
(God's Chosen NFL Team, the Patriots, squeaked out a win)
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-25-2010, 04:22 AM
It's always amazing how a 2,500 year old text got advanced scientific knowledge correct. The writers of the Bible weren't scientists, they were simply men inspired by God. But, this is proof that the Bible is inspired by God because how else would they understand how animal biology works?
It's high time that we Christians get together and take out these false teachings of genetics in our public schools. We're working hard to remove myths like evolution, but we also need to make sure our science classes aren't brainwashing kids to believe atheistic lies like genetics or a round earth or heliocentricism. Parents need to send letters and organize rallies so our kids can learn the TRUTH about our world, which the AV1611 KJV Holy Bible provides.
Genetics are nothing more than a half-cocked atheist invention to try and explain away their evolution theory. There is no evidence of genes anyways. Scientists can't point to a single organ that produces genes. The heart makes blood, the stomach makes poop, but where are the genes made? Nowhere. Because they don't exist.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-25-2010, 04:30 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-25-2010, 04:33 AM
This is exactly why Rebekah and I conceive our sons in front of a large photograph of Ronald Reagan, staring intently into the Gipper's eyes, while MP3s of his greatest speeches play in the background. We do all we can to ensure our offspring are Real Americans™.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-25-2010, 05:29 AM
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This is exactly why Rebekah and I conceive our sons in front of a large photograph of Ronald Reagan, staring intently into the Gipper's eyes, while MP3s of his greatest speeches play in the background. We do all we can to ensure our offspring are Real Americans™.
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Looking into the eyes of another dude is quite likely the most gay thing you could do while having sex with your wife. Your kids are all going to be gay.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-25-2010, 03:04 PM
Should I be worried about having the cat in the room then?
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-26-2010, 04:09 AM
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Looking into the eyes of another dude is quite likely the most gay thing you could do while having sex with your wife. Your kids are all going to be gay.
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How is he gay if he is having sex with a woman? It's not like Brother Jedediah said he's having sex with Ronald Reagan!
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-28-2010, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
It's high time that we Christians get together and take out these false teachings of genetics in our public schools. We're working hard to remove myths like evolution, but we also need to make sure our science classes aren't brainwashing kids to believe atheistic lies like genetics or a round earth or heliocentricism.
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Hi Jim, great post by the way!
I'm slightly confused about something and was hoping you could clear it up for me. You have talked about Flat Earth/Round Earth conspiracies and its been incredible stuff, very educational. However in your 'Signature' there is a picture of you 'Taking Jesus to the World' and your using a round/globe to depict the planet. Is there a specific reason for this?
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-28-2010, 07:00 PM
It's artistic - Reverend Jim is also not twice the size of the Earth.
This finding on genetics has some disturbing possibilities. Many evil things could happen if Satan's followers starting thrusting squirrels in on Good Christians fornicating.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-28-2010, 07:10 PM
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Hi Jim, great post by the way!
I'm slightly confused about something and was hoping you could clear it up for me. You have talked about Flat Earth/Round Earth conspiracies and its been incredible stuff, very educational. However in your 'Signature' there is a picture of you 'Taking Jesus to the World' and your using a round/globe to depict the planet. Is there a specific reason for this?
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What, have you never seen a plate, or a pancake?
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-30-2010, 07:42 AM
What are you trying to prove? And who to? I asked you once why you used bible references to change atheists, and you gave me some bullshit about how I was somehow lying by repeating what you said. Yet if you baptists don't even know your own bible enough to remember that verse when the lying atheist scientists try to explain the real world to you, than what are you good for? If you need little reminders as to what you believe and why, then you must not really believe it. You're always bragging about how you have the bible memorized, now prove it. Prove to me that this actually matters to you.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-26-2010, 04:16 AM
I have followed the Bible mu entire life and I hope to one day crap out a muscular ferret as my son. I before have found squirrels in my toilet and believe it is a sign from Jesus that I will one day have my very own ferret baby.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-28-2010, 01:07 AM
So if I have hardcore sex with a squirrel, but look at a picture of a hot women, will I have a normal kid?
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
10-28-2010, 01:16 AM
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So if I have hardcore sex with a squirrel, but look at a picture of a hot women, will I have a normal kid?
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You are are pervert. Stop having sex with animals.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
11-08-2010, 11:19 PM
Praise Jesus for your True Christian™ research Brother COM!
To add, we know with certainty that "DNA" is yet another invention of the God-haters in lab coats. It's an ACID!
"Deoxyribonucleic" acid (a word conjured up by atheists to sound "important") is an acid in the very same sense as muriatic, sulphuric and hydrochloric acids. Unlike the imaginary DNA, we can observe firsthand the toxicity of the latter three to life in any form. They are useful gifts from God for many applications to better our lives, but would kill us if ingested in sufficient quantity.
How then can we be made up entirely of poisonous "DNA acid"? We cannot!
Therfore DNA is a hoax and a fraud, perpetuated on the gullible and ignorant that trust secular science over God's Word!
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
11-08-2010, 11:31 PM
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Thank you Brother Harold Porter.
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To add, we know with certainty that "DNA" is yet another invention of the God-haters in lab coats. It's an ACID!
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Well said brother. It is probably invented by some drug addicts while they were on an ACID trip.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
05-19-2011, 06:53 PM
Creation acording to the Bible and science go hand in hand. Evolution and the Bible don't. Evolution is simply a hypothesis that people have chosen to believe and follow because they refuse to acknowledge the exsistence of a Creator. Genetics and DNA acually fly right in the face of evolution! I personally see no reason not to believe genetics exsist, in fact they help explain much about God's great creation. Seeing the great level of detail and percision in creation, more in one single cell then anything man has ever created increases my awe of our Lord. Don't assume that just because something is "promoted" by evolution doesn't mean that its fake, it just means its a part of God's creation that has possibly been misiterprited
I may have different opinions as the rest/most of everyone here, but I believe in Jesus Christ as my savior, and lord of my life. I hope to see those who do the same in heaven.
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
05-19-2011, 08:40 PM
Jacob was a superstitious goat-herder. But he had God on his side and that is what counts! He was later educated about what really happened.
This is what Jacob did. He probably did his best, but just like in a present sense if someone was shouting in front of the TV during a game of icehockey, it would have no impact on the actual result:
Genesis 30:37-39 "And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted."
Wow! He was certainly feeling very proud and smart. But God pops the bubble. It was all natural and very divine, only the animals approved by the Lord were allowed to mate:
Genesis 31:10-12 "And it came to pass at the time that the cattle conceived, that I lifted up mine eyes, and saw in a dream, and, behold, the rams which leaped upon the cattle were ringstraked, speckled, and grisled. And the angel of God spake unto me in a dream, saying, Jacob: And I said, Here am I. And he said, Lift up now thine eyes, and see, all the rams which leap upon the cattle are ringstraked, speckled, and grisled: for I have seen all that Laban doeth unto thee."
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! -
12-27-2010, 12:09 PM
so you are telling us that you put pictures of naked true Christians while you and your wife had sex ?? that's just creepy you know or is your child ugly like you, because you wife forgot to look at the naked people on the wall ??
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